Jack Monroe #433 Let them eat copies of Thrifty Kitchen

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Doneuplikeadogsdinner

Jack is to selfish and self absorbed to ever maintain a long term relationship. It’s all about her … always. That is not how good relationships work . It’s also how she fails as a mother . She has consistently went on and on about how much her child has ruined her life . I was a mother of two before I was out of my teens . Both degree holding , house owning professionals now . I never went on and on about how they held me back in any way . Of course it’s harder , she have to be stupid to think it’s not but it’s a choice and for me one that made me want to get on in life and give the best possible time to them that I could .
Jack holds none of these qualities . I really hope she does not re produce again plus it’s very obvious the dog belongs to the son and mostly stays at his dads house as does he .. thank god
 
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ChactFecker

I don't have enough time to grunk and catch up....

But my dear ninnies..... Wouldst thow let this digital representation of thineslef be published uponst the unforgiving Internettings?? This has surely got to be amongst the 'fuck me do I really look like that?, delete it immediately" pile

 
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VeniVidiVicki

God that list of chores is absolutely foul. ‘Wipe toilet seat top and bottom. It’s you that wees on it!’ Humiliating and shaming him. And giving him a massive long list that makes Anne of Green Gables look lazy.

And all on her public open instagram account. I don’t follow her and I can see the post.

Why does she do this? Why does she parent so badly and so publicly?

 
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HoopLaa

Fuck her for putting 'clean up your poo marks' on the Internet. Fuck her for putting it in a task jar, never mind on the Internet. Truly upsetting.
 
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jenny2603

It's a good thing to get kids doing chores in exchange for extra privileges but that isn't what that deranged list is. That's a bully getting their kicks out of having power over someone. She's vile.

HoopLaa said:
Fuck her for putting 'clean up your poo marks' on the Internet. Fuck her for putting it in a task jar, never mind on the Internet. Truly upsetting.
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To be fair she doesn't specify they're his. They're probably hers and she should clean them herself.
 
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Notmycat

I found these as well, Jack definitely has many looks covering a very large range (like her Mediterranean arse)
 

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MaineCoonMama

Trying to remember what housework I did when I was 8. Maybe helping with the dishes and keeping my own room tidy but nothing like what that cunt had laid out here. My mum was a full time worker and a single mum of three kids so of course we had to learn to pitch in but that there is cruel and weird.
I hope nobody is still feeling sorry for this piss weak excuse for a mother.
 
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AndrewsDaddy

There were two framed scribbles behind a plant in SB’s “new” bedroom
 
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ChactFecker

Oh god, how i have I never seen these chore labels before? time to add tattle to my block list for the kids, lest i blow a massive fuse.

But, but, momma poppa...... The skiddies and sprinkles are from the gentlemen callers you have over to pay for the non existant internet connection.

I swear one of them even says "mamas room - open the curtains neatly"

YOU FUCKING CRETIN!!!
 
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HotesTilaire

DinosaurSenior said:
Fuk sake! He's doing everything whilst she's boobing it in the hammock
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Me rail- in my day parents would periodically get annoyed that you weren’t picking up after yourself and go off on one about doing chores, it would last less than a week. You just had to get better at picking your socks up off your bedroom floor, and do the dishes sometimes. At worst there might be a chart where you got kind of “house points” if you wanted a super duper toy or a kitten and you had to prove you would do your part.
The absolute massive list -far more chores than a small child could comprehend- and again the sarky comments- she’s an absolute horror.
 
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jenny2603

I'm shocked though I shouldn't be. Telling him to keep his room tidy and getting him to help with dishes is fair enough. That list is just horrible and OTT.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

Give that he’s not allowed to have toys out on his floor, bed or anywhere else, I’m not surprised he’s not much in evidence.

He’s supposed to spray and wipe his door handles as part of his regular duties? Why is she so weird about that when she doesn’t wash her hands?

I wonder if all this was performing for LJC to demonstrate how much in control she was.
 
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HoopLaa

jenny2603 said:
To be fair she doesn't specify they're his. They're probably hers and she should clean them herself.
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Sadly, she does specify 'your poo marks' - totally designed to humiliate. He was 8 years old, how dare she put this for everyone to see?!
This is literally one of the worst things I've seen from her.
 
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ChactFecker

oh my dearest 8 year old money spinner: Extra points can be earned if you just:

every day: Wake Momma up from her "whisky sleep" if the phone rings.
Mommas room: put used "adult balloons" (remember the difference we talked about?) in the bin.
Kitchen: turn off the oven if momma left it on last night.
Dining room: leave any tiny bits of "flour" alone, momma will sort them when she peels her arse out of bed.
general house rule: if daddy calls, say "hi daddy, Mummy is busy in the loft finding something engaging for us both to do, she will call call you back imminently "
 
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Justacatindisguise

Jesus fucking christ. None of the jobs are too bad individually, I'd expect most 8 year olds to be able to do them, but the scale of that list is insane. Open your own curtains you lazy cow. And don't post about your kid's skid marks on insta, nobody wants to know.
 
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Valiofthedolls

FUUUUUUCKING HELL!!!!

AND IN CAPITALS TELL ME and CORRECT Cupboards

And muck out and clean out your own rabbits’ hutch, you utter cunt. I bet you were devastated you didn’t have a fucking chimney to send him up, weren’t you.

What a repulsive nasty bully this piece of shit Is. That is ALL about power and control. Congratulations Jack, just when I thought I couldn’t find you any more repugnant, you come through with something even more loathsome every time.
 
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Notmycat

it's surprising she wasnt sending him with a rucksack and a list to the supermarket, but maybe he wouldn't be able to do a performance shop to her standard, He was doing pretty much everything else

Its not often that I would say that a child should be as far away from the mother as possible but she is toxic and hates him, poor SB, Im mortified that its on the internet and its not even about me or any child of mine
 
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