Jack Monroe #433 Let them eat copies of Thrifty Kitchen

[Doneuplikeadogsdinner]

Jack is to selfish and self absorbed to ever maintain a long term relationship. It’s all about her … always. That is not how good relationships work . It’s also how she fails as a mother . She has consistently went on and on about how much her child has ruined her life . I was a mother of two before I was out of my teens . Both degree holding , house owning professionals now . I never went on and on about how they held me back in any way . Of course it’s harder , she have to be stupid to think it’s not but it’s a choice and for me one that made me want to get on in life and give the best possible time to them that I could .
Jack holds none of these qualities . I really hope she does not re produce again plus it’s very obvious the dog belongs to the son and mostly stays at his dads house as does he .. thank god

 

[ChactFecker]

I don't have enough time to grunk and catch up....

But my dear ninnies..... Wouldst thow let this digital representation of thineslef be published uponst the unforgiving Internettings?? This has surely got to be amongst the 'duck me do I really look like that?, delete it immediately" pile

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

God that list of chores is absolutely foul. ‘Wipe toilet seat top and bottom. It’s you that wees on it!’ Humiliating and shaming him. And giving him a massive long list that makes Anne of Green Gables look lazy.

And all on her public open instagram account. I don’t follow her and I can see the post.

Why does she do this? Why does she parent so badly and so publicly?

 

[HoopLaa]

duck her for putting 'clean up your poo marks' on the Internet. duck her for putting it in a task jar, never mind on the Internet. Truly upsetting.

 

[Notmycat]

Harold looks so much happier now he's free

And what he is eating isn't slop. That's a win

 

[jenny2603]

God that list of chores is absolutely foul. ‘Wipe toilet seat top and bottom. It’s you that wees on it!’ Humiliating and shaming him. And giving him a massive long list that makes Anne of Green Gables look lazy.

And all on her public open instagram account. I don’t follow her and I can see the post.

Why does she do this? Why does she parent so badly and so publicly?

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It's a good thing to get kids doing chores in exchange for extra privileges but that isn't what that deranged list is. That's a bully getting their kicks out of having power over someone. She's vile.

duck her for putting 'clean up your poo marks' on the Internet. duck her for putting it in a task jar, never mind on the Internet. Truly upsetting.

To be fair she doesn't specify they're his. They're probably hers and she should clean them herself.

 

[Notmycat]

I found these as well, Jack definitely has many looks covering a very large range (like her Mediterranean arse)

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Trying to remember what housework I did when I was 8. Maybe helping with the dishes and keeping my own room tidy but nothing like what that bleep had laid out here. My mum was a full time worker and a single mum of three kids so of course we had to learn to pitch in but that there is cruel and weird.
I hope nobody is still feeling sorry for this piss weak excuse for a mother.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

I'm an older frau and both my girls are grown up and moved out, but there is still loads of evidence of them around the house - several "Best Mummy Ever" type mugs, tacky ornaments and plaques that don't fit with the rest of the decor, for a while there was a craze for ceramic painting parties when they were tweens, so I have a few psychedelic looking ceramic dogs on the shelves. Even little things like bookmarks that they made at school - if I took as many photos as Jack does, and published them to my sm, it would be obvious that I have children. But there's nothing about her house, or life even, that would make me think she's a parent.

There were two framed scribbles behind a plant in SB’s “new” bedroom

 

[ChactFecker]

Oh god, how i have I never seen these chore labels before? time to add tattle to my block list for the kids, lest i blow a massive fuse.

But, but, momma poppa...... The skiddies and sprinkles are from the gentlemen callers you have over to pay for the non existant internet connection.

I swear one of them even says "mamas room - open the curtains neatly"

YOU bleeping CRETIN!!!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Fuk sake! He's doing everything whilst she's boobing it in the hammock

Me rail- in my day parents would periodically get annoyed that you weren’t picking up after yourself and go off on one about doing chores, it would last less than a week. You just had to get better at picking your socks up off your bedroom floor, and do the dishes sometimes. At worst there might be a chart where you got kind of “house points” if you wanted a super duper toy or a kitten and you had to prove you would do your part.
The absolute massive list -far more chores than a small child could comprehend- and again the sarky comments- she’s an absolute horror.

 

[jenny2603]

Trying to remember what housework I did when I was 8. Maybe helping with the dishes and keeping my own room tidy but nothing like what that bleep had laid out here. My mum was a full time worker and a single mum of three kids so of course we had to learn to pitch in but that there is cruel and weird.
I hope nobody is still feeling sorry for this piss weak excuse for a mother.

I'm shocked though I shouldn't be. Telling him to keep his room tidy and getting him to help with dishes is fair enough. That list is just horrible and OTT.

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Why does he have to spray and clean HER door and door handle?

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Give that he’s not allowed to have toys out on his floor, bed or anywhere else, I’m not surprised he’s not much in evidence.

He’s supposed to spray and wipe his door handles as part of his regular duties? Why is she so weird about that when she doesn’t wash her hands?

I wonder if all this was performing for LJC to demonstrate how much in control she was.

 

[HoopLaa]

To be fair she doesn't specify they're his. They're probably hers and she should clean them herself.

Sadly, she does specify 'your poo marks' - totally designed to humiliate. He was 8 years old, how dare she put this for everyone to see?!
This is literally one of the worst things I've seen from her.

 

[ChactFecker]

oh my dearest 8 year old money spinner: Extra points can be earned if you just:

every day: Wake Momma up from her "whisky sleep" if the phone rings.
Mommas room: put used "adult balloons" (remember the difference we talked about?) in the bin.
Kitchen: turn off the oven if momma left it on last night.
Dining room: leave any tiny bits of "flour" alone, momma will sort them when she peels her arse out of bed.
general house rule: if daddy calls, say "hi daddy, Mummy is busy in the loft finding something engaging for us both to do, she will call call you back imminently "

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I was looking thru her instagram and came across where she had a tasks chart for SB to work to earn tablet time, He was born in 2010 and would have been 8 at the time of this chart in April 2018. I'm all for getting kids to do chores and know 8-year-olds need instructions, by cop yerself on Jack.

I've listed as many of the tasks as possible, this sounds like a lot for an 8 year old, this is not considering that SB has to deal with her emotional meltdowns on top of this,

1. Make sure shelves are tidy
2. No toys on floor
3. Shoes in the shoe rack
4. Hats scarves gloves in correct pockets
5. Wipe toilet top and bottom it's you that wees on it
6. Put new toilet paper out if needed
7. Clean up your poo marks
8. Hang up any coats in the hallway
9. Pick one shelf or surface sort and throw out wipe down and organise
10. Put clean clothes away in correct places
11. Make bed neatly
12. Put dirty towels and flannels and washing in the wash
13. Spray door handle and wipe both sides - bedroom
14. Tidy sink and clean it X 2
15. Bring laundry downstairs
16. Tidy floor
17. Tidy books away neatly none on floor
18. Open curtains neatly.
19. Check the bunnies water and fill up
20. Put all the bags away
21. Put dirty washing in washing basket
22. Clear floor put all things away
23. Bring bin downstairs and empty into big bin
24. Move the toilet mat and wipe toilet floor with a floor wipe
25. Put all bottles nice and neatly
26. Put everything away that doesn't belong on the counter
27. Pick up litter from back garden
28. Collect plates and cups and put in kitchen sink
29. Pick up litter from front garden
30. Spray down bathroom door and wipe both sides
31. Put TV remote on the fireplace where lives
32. Tidy up bags and take upstairs
33. Pick up any pens and put in pen pot
34. Put DVDs away in shelf and computer cases
35. Wipe all handles in the bathroom door sink shower and light switch
36. Clean the microwave inside and outside
37. Spray door and handle and wipe both sides of mama's room
38. Clear ledge in the kitchen wipe it down
39. Put away everything on floor in dining room in the correct places
40. Wipe front of washing machine with spray and cloth
41. Empty the bathroom bin into bin bag if it gets full tell me
42. Hoover bedroom
43. Mamas room open curtains neatly
44. Very carefully wipe TV shelf in lounge
45. Put cutlery away in drawers everything in the right places
46. Clear table in kitchen wipe it well
47. Tidy sofa and throws and cushions neatly in the lounge
48. Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink
49. Clean out the corners of any little pieces of junk in the lounge
50. Hoover in the kitchen especially by the washing machine and oven
51. Empty bin from the lounge into the kitchen better if it gets full tell me
52. Open curtains in the lounge
53. Straighten cushions on sofa
54. Feed the bunny dry food
55. Wipe all chairs with spray and cloths in the kitchen
56. Help put rubbish out on Tuesday night
57. Hoover floor in landing who were the stars
58. hoover that just the wooden stairs in the hallway
59. hoover floor especially near the entrance in the hallway
60. Mamas room water plants
61. Help hanging laundry up with Mama
62. Help to peel vegetables in the kitchen
63. Wash carefully plates mugs bowls cutlery no forks and knives
64. Help bunnies and hutches

Jesus bleeping christ. None of the jobs are too bad individually, I'd expect most 8 year olds to be able to do them, but the scale of that list is insane. Open your own curtains you lazy cow. And don't post about your kid's skid marks on insta, nobody wants to know.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

FUUUUUUCKING HELL!!!!

AND IN CAPITALS TELL ME and CORRECT Cupboards

And muck out and clean out your own rabbits’ hutch, you utter bleep. I bet you were devastated you didn’t have a bleeping chimney to send him up, weren’t you.

What a repulsive nasty bully this piece of tit Is. That is ALL about power and control. Congratulations Jack, just when I thought I couldn’t find you any more repugnant, you come through with something even more loathsome every time.

 

[Notmycat]

it's surprising she wasnt sending him with a rucksack and a list to the supermarket, but maybe he wouldn't be able to do a performance shop to her standard, He was doing pretty much everything else

Its not often that I would say that a child should be as far away from the mother as possible but she is toxic and hates him, poor SB, Im mortified that its on the internet and its not even about me or any child of mine

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Whatever I have for Christmas dinner, I'm spraying it all gold to make it look gold

You cannot do this. Nobody would be able to actually eat it, what with the side-splitting hilarity of it all