Saw this on Twitter about someone else but it very much applies to Jack.
Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!
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Ahead of tomorrow, we might be needing this. Particularly the Dearheart Welsh Fraus in the Homeland.I was hoping that someone would take her to task tomorrow when she descends on Cardiff, but luckily for Jack everyone in Wales is currently in a good mood (thank you Gareth Bale). Then again, if she drops any Welshisms that'll be another matter. (Suddenly having a nightmare thought that she'll start belting out Yma o Hyd at the top of her voice while scampering through Cardiff)
Actually, it’s pretty useful for every day (or 15 minute segment) in the Jackiverse with the ever-changing WTF that comes next
I suspect this means that mumsy or Mammy was the one to intervene and say that’s enough twitter for you Jackie Gal this weekend.I've been doing some forensicksand it appears JM's poor mother has set up a new haunted bird account (Nov 2022) to keep an eye on proceedings. No Tweets, just a 'like' of a comment to JM about wallpaper choices which may or may not have been accidental.
I know there's a few who take issue with the family, but I can't help but feel a bit sorry for them. They have to tolerate the lies about JM being working class and starving, but they can't say anything to the contrary because then JM would accuse them of destroying their brand !
I did see in a ranty blog post that JM is estranged from their brother because one Christmas he dared to have an opposing political opinion, but can anyone enlighten me further?
She must have been keeping an eye for chaos.
Now who wouldn't prefer to spend hours arguing the toss with strangers on the internet, as opposed to doing anything useful.Here it is! Most of her “food” is back in 2014ish, but she was happy to argue about everything she’d written, so it’s a “painstakingly marauding cacophony” of comments that makes her look a right nob/completely vile actually.
EDIT: some are deeply offensive and potentially triggering including on first page, so just WARNED before clicking
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ETA: she's so bloody mardy in her replies. Such a tedious know it all too.
Oooh… I missed this tale of woe. What’s that all about?
So I’ve been on a new-to-the-canal rollercoaster mega grunk and boy, oh boy what a ride! I am insanely busy and stressed right now and really don’t have much time to spare, so what better use of my limited free hours than deep diving into the web of absolute horses doo-doos spun by this smol pixie? It’s so addictive, it’s like one of those old fighting fantasy game books where you would work your way through it choosing options, and every option could either find you a magic ring that gives you superpowers over orcs, or plunges you into a pit of darkness with a disembodied ghostly head who kills you and eats your soul. Gripping 
so this one bothered me. I dove through Thread 31 (absolute genius BTW), and Jack tells us about the stalkers (plural) who caused her to move house several times in quick succession. Really awful.
But then in the most recent chaos, there’s a list of what had caused the multiple moves, and none of them are anything to do with stalking?
Dare I venture to speculate that one, some or ALL of this is a gentle, tender lie?? Say it ain’t so!
so this one bothered me. I dove through Thread 31 (absolute genius BTW), and Jack tells us about the stalkers (plural) who caused her to move house several times in quick succession. Really awful.
But then in the most recent chaos, there’s a list of what had caused the multiple moves, and none of them are anything to do with stalking?
Dare I venture to speculate that one, some or ALL of this is a gentle, tender lie?? Say it ain’t so!
I know it’s a bit early (and apologies if this has already been suggested, but I’m about 19 pages behind) but possible thread title nomination?
Someone with no job, parked on their Mediterranean at home 24/7
Yes, actual peppercorn rent can be absolutely minimal, and even non-monetary. It's just a token exchange to make a contact legal. I've seen old newsreel footage of a US government representative handing over a literal peppercorn to a British official to satisfy the lease of British-controlled land to the US for military purposes.It's just a word she's heard goes with rent.
My new build officepays a few quid a month peppercorn rent to the developer for Reasons. And it's literally a very few quid.
I sincerely doubt there is anything peppercorn about the rent incomes Jack's rellies get (or got).
As with others words or phrases, it seems to be something JM has heard, misinterpreted, and thus uses in the wrong context.
Writing in the Guardian for free too…”I’m a writer. I write. It’s my job.” But I don’t think I get paid for my job. twit.
Also
same red squig 
That led me to this article. Call it HH1.5. 12 paragraphs, 9 of them about her.
EDIT: some are deeply offensive and potentially triggering including on first page, so just WARNED before clicking
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Some British people can't afford to heat their food. Aren't we ashamed? | Jack Monroe
Jack Monroe: I don't suppose any of the big six energy bosses has wrapped a toddler in a fleece, dressing gown and jumper of an evening
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What. In. The. Name. Of. duck. Is that black thing with red blobs supposed to be?
And mine, Nonkey1.
She's on pretty early at the conference tomorrow. Which means a possible overnight stay... Please please please can she break cover for a lovely train/hotel chaos!
Jack you’re deluded hope that helps 🥹
Actually, cuntybaws, people who sit and speculate on the internet about your day to day life think you are a bit manky around the edges, particularly your nails.
THIS!!!! 
Even though we’ve read similar from her, the first couple of lines of her reply are ABSOLUTELY bleeping STAGGERING
Also quoted from her article “I don’t really talk about the Christmas Day”. Except you do, Jack. Incessantly. Mostly for paid articles monetizing your fake pov.
Even though we’ve read similar from her, the first couple of lines of her reply are ABSOLUTELY bleeping STAGGERING
Also quoted from her article “I don’t really talk about the Christmas Day”. Except you do, Jack. Incessantly. Mostly for paid articles monetizing your fake pov.
Christ this is hilarious. TIL that people have been seeing through Jack, and Jack’s been getting huffy about it, since the Dawn of Jack Era.
This would be the Christmas where the Sunday People gave her money to have a nice Christmas, right?THIS!!!!
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Also quoted from her article “I don’t really talk about the Christmas Day”. Except you do, Jack. Incessantly. Mostly for paid articles monetizing your fake pov.
You just *know* that on that Dordrecht trip she would be all:
"OMG everyone's ~literally~ CONVINCED that we're going to get engaged on this work-trip-cum-mini-break! How mad are they?! I keep saying it's TOO SOON....but then again, if you know, you know. And we know, don't we? I've just seen the most amazing ring- no, no, what am I saying? You'll already have bought one. I'll be quiet now. Just enjoy the moment. And it's really no-one else's business, is it? We've got each other and our copper steins"
"OMG everyone's ~literally~ CONVINCED that we're going to get engaged on this work-trip-cum-mini-break! How mad are they?! I keep saying it's TOO SOON....but then again, if you know, you know. And we know, don't we? I've just seen the most amazing ring- no, no, what am I saying? You'll already have bought one. I'll be quiet now. Just enjoy the moment. And it's really no-one else's business, is it? We've got each other and our copper steins"
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