Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

[noweverythingsucks]

Surprise surprise she only went and lost it, along with 20,000 songs

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Not sure going off the colour is the best idea if you have trouble discerning them, Jack


£29 Prowler 'old harold'
£290 10x drawer full of 'old harolds' (estimate)

Did she post that on her own page instead of a Southend group?

 

[That Forensic Man]

Did she post that on her own page instead of a Southend group?

Of course, tender one

 

[Hold my beans]

The whole comments section reads like her Twitter with the Jack Stans launching in to protect the smol Pixie.
This comment made me laugh - 8 years later nothing has changed......

Nasty troll making a comment like that! - not you dear @Fitnessqueen

 

[HotesTilaire]

I think that there are certain people in her family who are off limits wrt her creating ~content~ around them (ie tweeting/blogging anything about them). She can't stop herself from dropping her mum and her dad in it, constantly, but I think they've made it clear that her siblings are completely off limits.

She bragged on one time about she knew X was true (IDK what but something like Iran was going to release prisoners type thing) her bro is in the RAF secret service and it was just pitiful! Also well done for broadcasting his SAS status

I've been wondering what 'my dear heart' was about. I'm contemplating grunking from day one but I think it would take me a year and a half.

Dear heart and tender one are both from Big Suze. She started tweets to Jack with them (years apart)

 

[noweverythingsucks]

Thank you @zetta buttons for the Guardian comments tip off Some absolute bangers.
I've spoilered a couple for length but this one made me wriggle and giggle under my duvet (no children pinging tins of Winalot at my head necessary).

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It's jollof rice all over again!

 

[Foxvint]

Except that she hasn't respected that, cos she's slagged off Yannis, and she also used her foster brother, a POC, as a very clumsy pawn during 2020 when she tried to prove she supported BLM by performatively cutting his hair. (A particularly cringey moment in the JackAnnals).

Omg, do we have a link

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It might be fine or they might just have been told to pretend to get on to avoid ruining gatherings for everyone else.

Yes, I suspect he just tolerates her for their parent's sake.

 

[moldwarp]

Omg, do we have a link

Probably, but I'm too lazy (and also at work) to find it. But it would be in the May/June 2020 threads as that's when the BLM protests arose in response to the murder of George Floyd. I don't recall a video, but she was tweeting about cutting her brother's hair, and saying that he was Black, and it was all extremely cringey and borderline offensive.

 

[ishant]

Omg just found this, actual slop gibbon - still more appetising than Jack’o attempts (or is it)

 

[usefullyuseless]

Just catching up on the last thread and the food pics and wanted to remind everyone of the time she posted a picture of pancakes (I think it was) and there was cat hair on it. Go well, pals.

 

[jf99]

Try doing a search for either "Jack Monroe" or "Bootstrapcook" on Twitter, and basically every single tweet mentioning her for the last 24 hours is negative. She's absolutely finished on there.

 

[auntylil]

If you feed them after midnight*
(Water makes them multiply/spawn)

Oh lordy, trust me! Thankspaceyou - I'll put that mixed memory down to my age

Morning ninnies! Loving those old Guardian comments this morning, thanks for the chuckles! Cure your hangover with some eggs, fried bread, and some dog poo mixed with live worms. Mmmm, works for me!

 

[AnnRKey]

insert overused lyrics from Evita

She can't even use the lyrics correctly. Maybe if she had been living with OH and they chucked her out cos she's a massive aahhh see, got you there, not going to say it today cos according to my work colleagues I can't go a day without saying the C word but today it shall happen. Rhymes with twunt.

 

[Everytown]

So much wrong with all of that. Line of tape on the floor?! Just, no.

Everyone knows it should be yellow.

"MIND THE SLOP..."

 

[Feck]

I got a hangover just reading that. I'll stick to Berocca and packet of salt and vinegar crisps, thanks.

Afternoon, arseholes! (Had to step off of the Monroellercoaster for a while and BREATHE. What a ride!)

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Certain she created a profile to sanctimoniously argue with all the negative comments.

Here it is! Most of her “food” is back in 2014ish, but she was happy to argue about everything she’d written, so it’s a “painstakingly marauding cacophony” of comments that makes her look a right nob/completely vile actually.

EDIT: some are deeply offensive and potentially triggering including on first page, so just WARNED before clicking

public profile | Identity | The Guardian

profile.theguardian.com

 

[Lazarus]

There's a recent cover photo on Big D's Facebook with the siblings. Jack is standing next to said brother so who knows what the relationship is like now.

She’s got her wee Stetson cap on, a Tommy Shelby coat, her Tiffany earrings and the SLEEVES ROLLED UP on her coat. 🫣🫣

 

[Valiofthedolls]

She’s got her wee Stetson cap on, a Tommy Shelby coat, her Tiffany earrings and the SLEEVES ROLLED UP on her coat. 🫣🫣

She did too. And still managed to look more like Ted from The Fast Show than Tommy from the Blinders

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[jenny2603]

Here it is! Most of her “food” is back in 2014ish, but she was happy to argue about everything she’d written, so it’s a “painstakingly marauding cacophony” of comments that makes her look a right nob/completely vile actually.

EDIT: some are deeply offensive and potentially triggering including on first page, so just WARNED before clicking

public profile | Identity | The Guardian

profile.theguardian.com

Christ. There really is nothing she won't weaponise. What a bleeping revolting ghoul she is.

 

[AnnRKey]

in the JackAnnals

woah, almost thought we had another unruly area to mock!