You can hear her giggle at one point, also the kitty purrs quietly through most of it.
Jack Monroe #43 the devil('s herb) works hard but Jack works harder
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Did it, without sound, too embarrassed to let husband know I’m knowingly watching some sort of gateway furry porno.
Her mates are keen enough to be the ultimate chatty patties on WhatsApp about tattle but nowhere to be seen when she’s embarrassing herself like this day in day out?
Her mates are keen enough to be the ultimate chatty patties on WhatsApp about tattle but nowhere to be seen when she’s embarrassing herself like this day in day out?
This may come as a shock
I darent watch that video before bed in case it crops into my dreams.
I dislike her. She is an absolute bellend.
I darent watch that video before bed in case it crops into my dreams.
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She'd follow the advice of THREE vets, that's what she'd do, you absolute tosser.
@heretoreaditall2019 Honestly with sounds it worse, I had to hide in the loo to watch it as husband already thinks I’ve lost the plot!
I very rarely sleep long enough to remember my dreams (boo hoo me) but I did dream about her naming us all on twitter last night and it gave me the proper heebie jeebies. That intense panic when you wake up and think its real. I’m still convinced she’s going to concoct some kind of Coleen Rooney plot on instagram to out us.
Ah f**k. Speaking of, someone is @ing her in her old twitter thread when she tweeted tattle. (Say that drunk)
I won’t screenshot as it seems well dodge.
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FUCKINELL. You just reminded me that I had sex dream about my bleeping ex last night. His currently girlfriend was in it too. Just when I thought the COVID dreams were wearing off.
No I have definitely had that panic thought too! Not in dream form yet tho!
Bloody hell I'm glad someone is standing up to her crap in a nice and rational manner. Block and "Have a nice day!" Incoming in 3.. 2... 1...
That just reminded me of the porridge tosser video from the shed. In hindsight, that was her auditioning tape for Hellmanns.
I don’t know if this has been said as I’m having to skim read through rage but it proves that she didn’t get the kitten from a legit place, because rescue centres don’t send out tiny kittens that two weeks later vets say should be pts. Where was it Jack? Gumtree? Facebook marketplace? Ad in the newsagent window? You should be ashamed
oh good God
that was about forearms but has done a chaos
that was about forearms but has done a chaos
It’s horrible. The poor thing looks listless and underweight, and her eyes are watery. I just want to storm in there and scoop her up.
Jack is a solipsist! For sure. And a narcissist, and the rest. Everything is centred upon herself.
This is why she was unable to capitalise on lockdown in the way we might have expected her to. Maybe some big project (practicalities not her usual empty guff) to help actually feed people who were struggling? A project to replace school meals for kids (like Marcus Rashford)? To divert excess food to people who needed it (PlanzHeroes)? A project to bring together furloughed cooks to make meals for the homeless (as in Chester)? The promised £15 meal plans - oh whoops that was promised but never materialised. Ditto the big initiative for BAME cooks. Quietly dismissed. The ouchy mouth thing - forgotten. All her unfinished recipes on the Hellmann’s shitshow - forgotten. The huge number of books paid for and not delivered - still apparently ignored. She was not interested in anything like this UNLIKE MANY OTHER CHEFS AND WRITERS and it has shown her up as completely self-interested.
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I'm back for a bit. I'm still really sad about this but I've ventured in and out a bit and now this.
Also just spotted that she is busy liking all of Noel Fitzpatrick's posts
Also just spotted that she is busy liking all of Noel Fitzpatrick's posts
glad to see these posts
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Yeaaaaah. Near Harvey Nichols (less than a 10m walk):
2 Sainsbury's locals
Jenners (not any better ha)
Tesco Metro
M&S Food
Many cornerstone
If she went to a 25m walk she'd hit a Lidl and two bigger Tescos
Returning to Jack's cooking. I was having a look at her website and she seems to have no idea about how to write recipes for users.
Most recipe instructions will be bullet-pointed, each section only 1-2 lines long so everything is easy to find. But Jack seems to write the recipes more like a story and inserts flowery descriptive info that should be in the recipe introduction at the top. Each section becomes a long paragraph which makes it a nightmare of finding your place if you are actually cooking.
I've never tried one of the recipes but with a lot of them, I think I would have to be on a benefit/food bank situation before I'd use them. The salmon sandwich paste pasta for example - I get it's a solution if you have f.a but I'd have to be pretty desperate. I'm not massively convinced it would be nice.
Most recipe instructions will be bullet-pointed, each section only 1-2 lines long so everything is easy to find. But Jack seems to write the recipes more like a story and inserts flowery descriptive info that should be in the recipe introduction at the top. Each section becomes a long paragraph which makes it a nightmare of finding your place if you are actually cooking.
I've never tried one of the recipes but with a lot of them, I think I would have to be on a benefit/food bank situation before I'd use them. The salmon sandwich paste pasta for example - I get it's a solution if you have f.a but I'd have to be pretty desperate. I'm not massively convinced it would be nice.
Decided to navigate through her twitter replies thingy. Wish I hadn’t, as I am appalled at her followers’ stupidity and blind devotion:
She has the money, you fools. What she is lacking is morality.
She has the money, you fools. What she is lacking is morality.
Pooey revenge sounds a bit like projectile vomiting though. I thought St Jack was not in favour of that sort of malarkey (however entertaining the kind might find it).The second book could be all about Cooper the 50% cat’s pooey revenge.
Yes, it’s vomit inducing!
She hasn’t a clue what “work” actually means for the rest of us - and, for that matter, her recent ex Louisa.Ahh so 'work' for her is when she's got 'thinks to think'... Bloody hell she must work every waking hour (and some sleeping hours too)! Get the girl a holiday! Oh but she'd work through that too wouldn't she?
Timed conference calls, written reports, deadlines, beauty parades, pitches, dealing with clients, multiple levels of levels to senior management, actual real day-to-day stuff which involves actual effort rather than faffing about on SM all day. She hasn’t a clue what work means.
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Ugh that video. The kitten does look groggy and listless no doubt still recovering from the anaesthetic. Cannot believe Jack is loving it, sick duck. Poor kitten, it needs its mama and a responsible human to make the right decision.
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