Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

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Look away now!

 
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In all the headlines talking about Jack Monroe’s “failed” VBI, I can’t get past the fact that it’s not just that she failed. She came up with an idea and then literally NEVER IMPLEMENTED IT, but lied and said that she did. THE WHOLE THING WAS A LIE.

oh! oh! jail for jack! jail for jack for One Thousand Years!!!!

Morning, mitherers!
 
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“This Goan Peach and Pilchard curry can be a real lifesaver when you are etc etc”
 
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I don’t believe a word of it. Can you FOI a barbers?
 
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She also looks like she’s added some contour to her cheekbones to enhance her ‘gauntness.’ She really is despicable with the sadfishing and I’m constantly amazed that people are still falling for her bullshit.
And she's blurred out the spendy earrings!
 
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The eyebrow. Is it photoshopped to look like that? Is she telling us she's so stressed it's starting thinning or that she's been pulling on it?
 
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So yesterday I posted this



And then Jack Tweets this



But no, you don’t read here at all Jack, do you
 
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Chapeau for the revealing photo alterations! I think it's an E at the end though. LOUNGE?
I think you're onto something there Studley
Ran the other image and it looks more like an N and G, but also like she's overwrote LOUISA with LOUNGE lol
I had visions of Jack finding loads of Louisa's stuff in the hoarded bungalow

 
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It’s 8:30, so I guess her son will already have completed his daily Google.
Remember when she said she was making him run her Twitter account for pocket money? What ever came of that moment of pure insanity and horrendous parenting?
 
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Morning all.
Just wanted to say that Jack really knows how to do a rocking Friday night doesn't she?
The other week it was playing in the freezers in Asda and this week she was pretending to have a haircut.
All I did was watch Fingers Kerridge do a Christmas dinner on catch up and then we ordered a pizza.
Am I doing Fridays wrong?
 
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The ear infection is yet another for cocaine abuse. A lot of cocaine turning up in the UK in the past few years has been cut with Levamisole, a veterinarian worming medicine, and levamisole toxicity presents as inner and outer ear lesions. I’d link to BMJ articles on it but it’s grim reading for this time of a morning. TLDR; cocaine rots your nose AND your inner ear.
 
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Wait a minute. Everyone is quoting this as if it makes sense


Why would you GOOGLE someone’s TWITTER?
why not just look it up… on Twitter?
 
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