I'd like Helen Lederer to play me in the film, if budget allows, and if not, then Su Pollard. Nobody else is allowed either of those, okay?. WARNED
Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter
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If it’s left in the back of the fridge for long enough probably
I'll either go old school double-denim, or a full chainmail jumpsuit made from Jack's saved ring pulls. With a pineapple hat on top.
Im going to borrow my ten year old kids clothes, they wont fit, but then neither does her sb's stuff so it will be fitting.Booby duster coat I think. Or maybe the VBI so I only exist to the Comments Club.
Can either do a wee Jack-style scooooooish or norn irn accent, so they can, och aye?
ok then if we’re going to do this, I’d better bagsy Jane Horrocks now
I realise I'm a bit of a Johnny come lately around here but I would sincerely like to be portrayed by... Nicholas Lyndhurst
Also, I take issue with those who excuse her by saying she has 'obvious mental issues'. That never stopped anyone bringing her on national news, publishing her claptrap articles in papers, giving her book deals, doing brand collabs or inviting her to political talks as if she has the slightest clue what she's talking about.
Google trends update -
Looking at the last 7 days for UK search traffic, doesn’t look as if there’s been any real surge related to the DM article? Like the 75 is an index that just means search volume today was only at 75% if its midweek peak, and nothing notable happened to drive that so it’s just a bit of noise in what I assume to be really quite low search volume?
However for related queries - “Jack Monroe Tattle” is the most searched for query for Jack Monroe related searches, and “Jack Monroe recipes” only receive 29% of that search volume… in a CoL crisis, as the weather is getting colder, and in the week of the autumn budget? Makes u think.
Ps funnily my husband said next up Netflix after the DM article, I said there’s far too many of us on here + Twitter to ever do a DFWC format they’d have to do stock images and I bet they’d make us all out to be hideous 4chan goblins with them too
Looking at the last 7 days for UK search traffic, doesn’t look as if there’s been any real surge related to the DM article? Like the 75 is an index that just means search volume today was only at 75% if its midweek peak, and nothing notable happened to drive that so it’s just a bit of noise in what I assume to be really quite low search volume?
However for related queries - “Jack Monroe Tattle” is the most searched for query for Jack Monroe related searches, and “Jack Monroe recipes” only receive 29% of that search volume… in a CoL crisis, as the weather is getting colder, and in the week of the autumn budget? Makes u think.
Ps funnily my husband said next up Netflix after the DM article, I said there’s far too many of us on here + Twitter to ever do a DFWC format they’d have to do stock images and I bet they’d make us all out to be hideous 4chan goblins with them too
So bleep Fuckface Mcshite-Pants hasn't addressed the article yet. I would like to see a statement, it would interesting to see what monstrous lies she will come out with.
My friend has a Burberry coat that was found in a charity shop (one of those at Primrose Hill that actually sell designer stuff), I guess I'll ask to borrow that since Jack gets so many of her high-end purchases from charity shops. And I will be portrayed, or at least voiced, by Jessie Mei Li
We’d have to appoint a spokesfrau. Do any of the canal sound like Mariella Frostrup, perchance? Failing that, Noddy Holder.Google trends update -
Looking at the last 7 days for UK search traffic, doesn’t look as if there’s been any real surge related to the DM article? Like the 75 is an index that just means search volume today was only at 75% if its midweek peak, and nothing notable happened to drive that so it’s just a bit of noise in what I assume to be really quite low search volume?
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However for related queries - “Jack Monroe Tattle” is the most searched for query for Jack Monroe related searches, and “Jack Monroe recipes” only receive 29% of that search volume… in a CoL crisis, as the weather is getting colder, and in the week of the autumn budget? Makes u think.
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Ps funnily my husband said next up Netflix after the DM article, I said there’s far too many of us on here + Twitter to ever do a DFWC format they’d have to do stock images and I bet they’d make us all out to be hideous 4chan goblins with them too
I think she's going to try to ride it out and not wanting to draw attention to it. When that fails, it will be a full on victim mode.
I think she'll ignore it. I was half expecting one of her nauseating "Just back from AA" tweets this evening.
I sound like the guy who has no vocal chords and used a box to speak on Alan Partridge
She didn't care about Jamie Oliver's mental health or David Walliams when she incited and encouraged pile ons.
You completely deserve all that is happening to you Jack.
You completely deserve all that is happening to you Jack.
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