Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

[Lazarus]

Anyway, TOOT TOOT.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Do you think this means there'll be no festive slop menu?

Tesco just now, advertising on to- Xmas dinner for 5 people just £25 and that would be the nail in the coffin on Cack’s niche.

 

[Lauradianalou]

The delicious thing about all this is that she's brought it all entirely on herself. So many chances to row back, be accountable, apologise and do better an she could've had an amazing career despite the narc behaviour- the media is riddled with them, that wouldn't have stopped her getting ahead. She could have been a contender, she could've been somebody, instead of a bum which is what she is, let's face it.

I've always thought this ...all she had to do was show how much she made from her Patreon and the majority of people would have been happy with that.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

I’m on the verge of reactivating my Facebook so I can shitpost that Mail article about the slopgoblin to other people who know her

but that would be crossing a line, and also I still have to look at myself in the mirror most days and I don’t want to have to cringe at myself. Will settle for laughing with my mum and the IRL friend who knows I post here.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Hang on...

Where did the lovely Irish journalist go, the one that was going to meet her somewhere in ireland for an hour so she could be home in time for cocoa and a good game of 'how was your day' with sb

 

[Country Bumpkin]

The delicious thing about all this is that she's brought it all entirely on herself. So many chances to row back, be accountable, apologise and do better an she could've had an amazing career despite the narc behaviour- the media is riddled with them, that wouldn't have stopped her getting ahead. She could have been a contender, she could've been somebody, instead of a bum which is what she is, let's face it.

This is the thing with narcs. Even though people offer advice, they will not be told what to do. Hence they blunder on thinking they're doing amazing when in actual fact, they've pretty much buggered it.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Apart from those ‘I don’t know the full story but what happened to #bekind’ squigs, is it me or has the chorus of the VFMs really died down on the Twitter? I remember one (rabbit squig?) who really went for people but seems to be white knighting elsewhere.

 

[Smol Pixel]

She came from Greece she had a thirst for grifting

She got her friends to do her heavy lifting
That’s where i
Heard her lie

 

[Serafina Pekkala]

I know everyone loves Nigella but when she gets her hair in her mouth as she shovels in grub, it turns my stomach.

So as far as I'm concerned, she can go down with the Slop Barnacle... Go well pals

 

[HotesTilaire]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the tit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the tit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

I will demand that I style my actor in clothes that have been found in a puddle.

 

[Serafina Pekkala]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the tit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

I'm going Bowl of Fruit Hat.
It will create a lovely shape in the shadow lighting...

 

[HotesTilaire]

I will demand that I style my actor in clothes that have been found in a puddle.

I’m going to give mine a Mary Poppins look to freak everyone the duck out

 

[Nonah]

I nominate Roasting Jack for thread title and I KNOW it’s too early but I’m doing it anyway.

#Jackslop Roasting on an open fire…#

 

[Katkat]

Straight in at Number 1

 

[DinosaurSenior]

It's been such a lovely day.

 

[wintercynic]

#Jackslop Roasting on an open fire…#

That implies she is capable of roasting anything. Can slop roast?

 

[Grizzlybear]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the tit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

Bagsy me a Viv but can I wear the right bra for it please? I’ll wear horrid trainers to make up x

 

[Hold my beans]

Cargos and cut cropped top for me

 

[wintercynic]

Bagsy me a Viv but can I wear the right bra for it please? I’ll wear horrid trainers to make up x

But will they be horrid, ridiculously expensive trainers?

Someone should wear a radiator in commemoration of the one she ripped off the wall and then filled with gas.