Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

[WhyYouCry?]

Cargos and cut cropped top for me

Make sure you’ve got some cheap toffees in your pocket.

 

[HotesTilaire]

#Jackslop Roasting on an open fire…#

Patreons nipping at her toes

 

[itsnotmereally]

I’m going to don my handsmaid tale wig.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Make sure you’ve got some cheap toffees in your pocket.

some sausage toffees

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I would like to be Down on my Luck Woolly Hat Sad Face Jack, if no one else has bagged that character.

 

[Hold my beans]

Oh and this..

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the tit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

Booby duster coat I think. Or maybe the VBI so I only exist to the Comments Club.

 

[Grizzlybear]

But will they be horrid, ridiculously expensive trainers?

Someone should wear a radiator in commemoration of the one she ripped off the wall and then filled with gas.

They won’t be as horrid or as expensive as Jack’s many £200+ pairs but I’ll try my best, dear heart

 

[Geetbo]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the tit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

I hope to be portrayed by Ralf Little.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I’m holding out for Jack! The Musical. Featuring hits such as I Rinsed a Hoop, I Could Have Danced at Pontin’s All Night, and You’ve Got to Pick a Patreon or Two.

Thread title nomination because this is just *chef's kiss*

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Oh no, how’s she gonna do the VBI UK Tour with the paps after her?

Perhaps they could give her a lift?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

No, it’s probably not even on Nigella’s radar. But as a lot of people have said, what the Jack story needs to really gain traction is an angle. And Nigella recommending her followers give money to a scammer is a pretty good place for a journalist to start. I don’t think it’ll harm Nigella’s reputation in the long term, as we all get conned, and a decent PR team could easily spin it as ‘poor Nigella got conned, trying to do good with her new Ocado recipes blah de blah’.

I actually came to Tattle because Nigella has posted a video about cancelling an event (despite what I’m about to say it sounds like it’s genuinely not her fault she has to cancel) and it looks like she’s off her face in it, either that or really worked up.

And here I found a veritable Jackchaos and now I can’t help wondering if Nigella turned her phone on to post this video and did see some of the tags…

 

[That Forensic Man]

Gutted I missed the chaos in real time (I was BUSY).
I fully expect another pass-agg "I'm not seething, you're seething, FOURTH HIT PIECE!" blog post or twitter thread incoming asap. If not then she's definitely had her twits tied due to Grifty Kitchen.
Thought it would be amusing to take a look at her old back and forths with The Daily Mail via her blog and Guardian column.
See 14-15th December 2013 for an insight into the incredibly obvious narc rage to smart a to cool as a cucumber routine.
Nothing says you're not bothered like replying three times to the same article, on three different occasions.

11/05/2013 [The Daily Mail] Single mother's 9p meals win book deal thanks to her 'austerity recipes' blog about feeding her family on £10 a week (archive)
11/05/2013 [Blog] Mail Online, 11 May (archive)

31/10/2013 [The Daily Mail] Ah, Pesto! These poverty poster girls of Welfare Britain want the gravy too... without having to pay for it, writes RICHARD LITTLEJOHN (archive)
01/11/2013 [The Guardian] Dear Richard Littlejohn – here are all the things you got wrong about me (archive)
01/11/2013 [Blog] Dear Richard Littlejohn, here’s some polish for that turd. (archive)
03/11/2013 [Blog] No paws for thought for Richard Littlejohn: The Independent on Sunday, 3 Nov 2013. (archive)

14/12/2013 [Mail on Sunday] LIZ JONES: Oh yummy! Cheap chicken for tea, with lashings of misery (archive)
14/12/2013 [Blog] Dear Daily Mail, please stop printing bullshit lies about me, because I have other things to do than correct them. Cheers. (archive)
15/12/2013 [Blog] The one where the Daily Mail compare my chicken casserole recipe to, er, apartheid… (archive)
15/12/2013 [Blog] Brief letter to the Daily Mail re Chickengate. (archive)

01/03/2014 [The Daily Mail] Food book of the week: A Girl Called Jack by Jack Monroe (archive)
02/03/2014 [Blog] DAILY MAIL FOOD BOOK OF THE WEEK (archive)

24/11/2014 [The Daily Mail] The Left hate everyone - not just the white working class, says RICHARD LITTLEJOHN (archive)

25/10/2015 [The Daily Mail] SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Foodie Jack Monroe splits from chef Allegra McEvedy as she announces she is transgender (archive)
26/10/2015 [Tweet] duck you Daily Mail. I EXPLICITLY asked you to leave my personal life out of my transition, so you headline with speculative tit. duck YOU.
26/10/2015 [Tweet] Hey @richardaeden@sebshakespeare@DailyMailUK@Mailonline How EXACTLY did you think this was ok? You bleeping people.
08/11/2015 [Blog] DEAR DAILY MAIL, TRANSITIONING ISN'T A SETBACK, IT'S A FREEDOM (AND 19 OTHER CORRECTIONS FOR YOUR 8 LINE ARTICLE) (archive)

06/01/2019 [Mail Online] Food writer Jack Monroe reveals that she is a 'recovering alcoholic' admitting that being in the public eye made her depend on booze for a confidence boost (archive)

24/01/2020 [Mail Online] This Morning viewers slam food writer Jack Monroe's three meals for £5 and claim a 'revolting' salmon paste pasta looks like 'something a child would make' (archive)
28/04/2020 [Mail Online] BBC's Daily Kitchen Live star Jack Monroe transforms her 'battered old shed' into a TV studio for less than £60 'using stuff from skips' - and now plans to host a lockdown food show from it (archive)

23/03/2022 [Tweet] Fully expecting a Daily Mail hit job sometime in the next few days; couple of their reporters have shown their grubby grabby hands on Twitter already this morning. Bracing for impact. I’m not exactly shy about hurling all my own dirty laundry around myself, do your worst guys (archive)
13/04/2022 [Mail Online] Poverty campaigner Jack Monroe blasts Twitter user who said that nurse who skips meals to afford to feed her children should 'learn to cook and shop properly' because pasta costs just 50p (archive)

05/05/2022 [The Daily Mail] JAN MOIR: A thunderhead of fury gathered about a government minister advising hard-up families to buy low-cost food... Why ARE Tories savaged for giving the same money saving advice as the pious Left? (archive)
12/05/2022 [Blog] What’s The Difference Between Jack Monroe Suggesting Budget Recipes, And A Tory MP? (archive)

17/11/2022 [Mail Online] Ongoing row between anti-poverty campaigner Jack Monroe and detractors who claim her hardships 'don't add up' flares up on social media (archive)

But sure, ongoing row 'between Jack Monroe and detractors'

 

[jenny2603]

Just reminiscing about this absolute banger from back in March. As we near the end of the year, I'd say it's ghouls 1- Jack 0.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Third paragraph talking about anyone in particular?

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Just reminiscing about this absolute banger from back in March. As we near the end of the year, I'd say it's ghouls 1- Jack 0.

The origin of the Toot Toot, n'awhhhh.

Toot toot, Jack, toot toot, the gravy train is coming to a halt.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I do think she will do her usual - lie low for a while and then return with a slop or a political cold-take and pretend like nothing happened. Her main problem at the moment is that everything she touches, any company or blue tick who tweet about her are met with an influx of truth-revealers backed up with screenshots and evidence. Eventually (if not already) she will be more hassle than she's worth. This has been going on for a long time now, and is only getting worse, as she has!

 

[Mr Krabs]

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Just reminiscing about this absolute banger from back in March. As we near the end of the year, I'd say it's ghouls 1- Jack 0.

Wasn’t that back when she was averaging 80 tweets a day? So HAPPY.

 

[Hold my beans]

I actually came to Tattle because Nigella has posted a video about cancelling an event (despite what I’m about to say it sounds like it’s genuinely not her fault she has to cancel) and it looks like she’s off her face in it, either that or really worked up.

And here I found a veritable Jackchaos and now I can’t help wondering if Nigella turned her phone on to post this video and did see some of the tags…

She's a little twitchy in that video

 

[Everytown]

I nominate Roasting Jack for thread title and I KNOW it’s too early but I’m doing it anyway.

I am humbled and honoured to have prompted such a nomination so soon after my first dip in the canal!