It depends on the Patreon. I signed up to one a few months ago and I had immediate and full access to the whole page but wasn't charged until the 1st of the following month.
Patreon offers several billing options:
Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Patreon offers several billing options:
I don't think she got any other money confused with teemill money, the dashboard is too clear. I think its more likely she out and out lied, and boasted of big figures as the canal were vocal at the time about it being a rushed idea with tit merch. She was hyped up on attention (and/or the cold weather) at the time, proper giddy with it.
She could have just shared a picture or two of this dashboard which would have really shown everyone what had been raised. Instead, she shared a spreadsheet that seemed to have been made by her, listing all the sales. It didn't look like anything teemill produce.
She could have just shared a picture or two of this dashboard which would have really shown everyone what had been raised. Instead, she shared a spreadsheet that seemed to have been made by her, listing all the sales. It didn't look like anything teemill produce.
Creative Interlude (technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of tit.
I've previously been of the belief that the £10k in 2 days is bullshit but her COVID fundraiser raised £40k in one day so I think it's feasible. She could of course clear this up by showing overall profit but y'know.
Which once again begs the question, how did sales drop off so suddenly whilst her covid fundraiser managed to double. There'd 100% have been a taper.
Which once again begs the question, how did sales drop off so suddenly whilst her covid fundraiser managed to double. There'd 100% have been a taper.
So Jack wrote a song... about herself?
(technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of tit.
View attachment 1702995View attachment 1702997View attachment 1702998
I think that more people would donate £20 directly to a charity rather than spend £20 on merch with a stupid slogan on it. I know I would - I have enough tote bags to last me a lifetime and I don't wear clothes with slogans.
Well, most songs are love songs.So Jack wrote a song... about herself?
Ah the origin day of Toot Toot!
What a lovely story. The first bit about the eagle sounds legit but I somehow still want to zoom in on the name.I think I'm going to be sick and for once it's not slop-related.
It's not even a humblebrag. It's just four brags for the price of one:
-I have a big shiny eagle with my name on it!
-I have a drawer full of letters because people think my work is amazing!
-I'm such a great parent because I never get annoyed and my kid adores me.
-I'm above caring about superficial things such as awards. *Ascends to a higher spiritual plane*
Blurgh!
Wasn’t it what ultimately turned out to be seven years in the waiting Sloppy Savers? Still, we got a BANGER of a thread title out of it…
Ah Jack, Jack, Jack. You truly are the grift that keeps on getting, and the gift that keeps on giving.
The merch though wasn't cheap, with a straight donation fundraiser you'd get far more people contributing, popping in smaller £5/£10 donations. Some people would drop in much larger donations, I'm sure we've seen 1k donations on her fundraisers before. With the merch they were tied into spending a specific amount, which would rule out a lot of the smaller contributers, and people that could afford the large donations would be less likely to order say 50 t-shirts as an equivalent. I think she just lied tbh.
It makes you wonder if Jack is so angry about it because she donated more than it earned to TT in the first place yet she can't actually say so as she'd be caught in a lie... really makes you think...
Beaten to it by Jenny Numbers!
Sure doesn’t sound like someone who was experiencing such dire poverty that they were boiling soap and living without light bulbs.
duck me, haven’t they suffered enough without being “rewarded” with a book full of slop and tips on how to recycle your pubic hair from the plughole to knit your family warm hats?
She does have previous for threatening to inflict her books because she’s too BUSY to fulfill her Patreon rewards though. In 2018, four and a half years ago when she already wasn’t fulfilling them. No word whether she actually did so or it was simply an April Fools prank from the jolly thieving smol japester
That's true in regards to smaller donations and what people are willing to donate for versus pay for but we also should bear in mind she had nearly twice as many followers for the Teemill fundraiser: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/bootstrapcook/monthly
She also fully told on herself - middle class voice!So Jack wrote a song... about herself?
Birds of a feather
Also book prices are ridiculous! Grifty Kitchen is £19.99 at Big Green Bookshop, £18.39 at WHSmith and £17.59 at Blackwell's. How can bookshops charge differently for the same item?
@Bootstrapcook do you know why the above is happening? How come bookshops can get away with it?
Bwah hah hah. She totes thought she was on the cusp of a telly career, not knowing that DKL would show the nation, tv producers and everyone else that she is the worst telly cook who ever turned on a hob
I was trying to find an appropriate eagle gif and came across this classic. Never gets old.
- Status