Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William

[maytoseptember]

I’m guessing the double handed shot of that grey bilge means it’s from the Louisa smoothie bowl period? Or is it soup?

The colour matches no known foodstuff so I really can’t tell whether it’s sweet or savoury.

 

[MancBee]

Is Jack the only Blogger/Influencer/Grifter to have two threads open on Tattle simultaneously?

What an accolade.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Only Jack could use an 11pm kebab as an opportunity to brag. Unless she's joking? She isn't funny so I can never tell.

I thought she was a single parent who couldn’t even go for a run..

 

[Jelly Bean]

Is Jack the only Blogger/Influencer/Grifter to have two threads open on Tattle simultaneously?

What an accolade.

And tbf she inspired Food and Drink as respite from her ghastliness on the main thread. And also the repeat watchalong thread for Daily Kitchen Live. So she has had four all told

 

[TheCat'sMother]

I'm still laughing about that guy the other day who bought a tin of baked beans only to discover it contained sauce only.

Made me think.

So, is Jack now working quietly behind the scenes to separate these? Ideal for her slop recipes I would say.

It's odd that nobody has thought of just plain tinned beans before - hmmm.

I'm a fair bit behind as I have to earn a living you ninnies. However, takeaway ordered & a Grunkathon coming up.

 

[MancBee]

And tbf she inspired Food and Drink as respite from her ghastliness on the main thread. And also the repeat watchalong thread for Daily Kitchen Live. So she has had four all told

Jack had better not start a chaos right now. This thread, Slopalong and F&D will be impossible to follow.

 

[Clovis]

I'm still laughing about that guy the other day who bought a tin of baked beans only to discover it contained sauce only.

Made me think.

My mum opened a tin of beans once and only found sauce inside when I was a child. I remember she wrote a letter of complaint to Heinz and they apologized by sending us a great big box of Heinz products.

Spaghetti hoops for everyone!

 

[TheCat'sMother]

My mum opened a tin of beans once and only found sauce inside when I was a child. I remember she wrote a letter of complaint to Heinz and they apologized by sending us a great big box of Heinz products.

Spaghetti hoops for everyone!

I do hope you mum rinsed them before use!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

And tbf she inspired Food and Drink as respite from her ghastliness on the main thread. And also the repeat watchalong thread for Daily Kitchen Live. So she has had four all told

The THAT MAN thread only exists because of her too.

 

[DragonBoy]

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Yes squig, why can’t supermarkets all charge the same price for something? It’s an outrage. Write your MP.

I feel like starting an online yoghurt shop, selling only Total 0% and charging £1.60, just to duck with this dozy squig’s head. I mean, really?

 

[ishant]

Feeding Britain: Poor people don't need money-saving tips, they're already experts

This is not about cooking better or being thrifty. These crises require overwhelming political intervention

inews.co.uk

Did anyone share this yet?

 

[Geetbo]

Jack had better not start a chaos right now. This thread, Slopalong and F&D will be impossible to follow.

I had to depart F&D ages ago cos it’s just too much to follow everything. I think I will now be fired as there are 2 Jack threads to follow.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

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I feel like starting an online yoghurt shop, selling only Total 0% and charging £1.60, just to duck with this dozy squig’s head. I mean, really?

These are exactly the sort of people who write to & threaten soap opera characters. Give me strength.

 

[Nonah]

She really is an utterly loathsome human being. Was searching for the special carbonaraaa recipe she made leggy and this self indulgent horrific-ness came up in the search results. No TWs, nothing. TW assault r*pe

On Valentines Day…

(With my apologies to those of you who are only here for the recipes – occasionally I digress into other things that I feel are important, too, and today instead of sharing my Love Soup recip…

cookingonabootstrap.com

Airbrushed like a maniac, mind. And breadcrumbing someone buying her flowers. How things have changed in 6 years…
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HAVE A BLOG OF TRIGGERS

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I just looked at Veganish on Amazon and it turns out there's a photo of her looking gormless in an egg chair. Veganish indeed. A tofu chair if you please.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

I just looked at Veganish on Amazon and it turns out there's a photo of her looking gormless in an egg chair. Veganish indeed. A tofu chair if you please.

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What are those things on her feet made of? With my poor eyesight I would say slugs.

 

[Nonah]

What are those things on her feet made of? With my poor eyesight I would say slugs.

It certainly looks like they’ve been used as a slug playground for a while.

 

[hoopdedoo]

What are those things on her feet made of? With my poor eyesight I would say slugs.

I was going to say they looked like leopard print. Which is an odd choice for a vegan, even a vegan(ish).

 

[Cornelia Hosendove]

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This photo gives off 'both the stylist & photographer have totally given up on the job & just want paying & to never think of it again' vibes

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I just looked at Veganish on Amazon and it turns out there's a photo of her looking gormless in an egg chair. Veganish indeed. A tofu chair if you please.

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This looks like something from the Littlewoods catalogue