Justacatindisguise
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What is wrong with this bloke?
I know. I had sort of forgotten what a small child is like, but I look after my nearly three year old granddaughter a lot. She has her own routines and comforts, so much so when they went on holiday abroad recently she was quite unsettled.Thats gross. Inexcusable poor parenting. Especially cos there was another kid he was supposed to rub along with. It should take years of a stable relationship to get to that point of blending families. A revolving door of mums new partners to get used to is a red flag for emotional wellbeing and safeguarding
Hahah sorry this apology has made me laugh. I didn’t think you were homophobic ..Sorry I didn’t mean it that way, I didn’t know. It just sounds so….so….painful? So anatomically contrary? Every day is a learning day. Sorry.
It's astonishing when you see it all laid out like that - she's just so unaware.(thanks to @Marmalade Atkins for all the Twitter screenies)View attachment 1706287
Yeah and was so heartbroken she was on Tinder looking for cock (preferably medical) and telling 570k of her nearest and dearest ~and us~ she was apparently about to marry someone else she’d never actually met barely 9 days later. Boo.
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Oh PS she didn’t deactivate “for a bit” either cos she was gleefully posting about OH on 17th then HE LEFT on 19th. A Sunday when a grenade was tossed in her life (I looked up the day/date combo to be FORENSIC)
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I think I'm going to be sick and for once it's not slop-related.Thought this might amuse the canal… a friend sent me one of these lists of people humble bragging and being general twats. And look who turns up!
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Did anyone see the man at his desk?Did anybody see the girl on the settee?
She's eating Maoams, wolfing them down.
Did anybody see the girl on the settee?
She's supposed to be working but she's watching The Crown.
It's good writing songs about yourself.
There's already a page for it on Amazon, someone at Bluebird must be unusually confident she'll deliver this one on time!My LJC, we’d be doing 17 threads a day if she dared actually publish a memoir. The collective hysteria could power the UK for months. Who needs gas when you have ninnies howling.
I'm convinced she doesn't actually eat the slop and anything she produces for 'work' goes in the bin.Naah she uses Ocado, deliveroo/just eat etc. we’ve seen the expensive food. She was talking about a particular jam, (can’t remember the flavour) I looked it up, 7-8squid a jar! All those herbs spices, all those dried goods, every type of pasta. The Charlie bighams containers, the gu ramekins. The cheap slop goes in the bin, no way she eats that, it’s all cosplay
Me too! It’s the best - yesterday we did chili in it for chili dogs for bonfire night. Plenty left over for chili and rice tonight. You can fry the onions directly in it then pressure cooker the rest, leave it on warm to keep as you serve then stick the lid on once cooled and it can be kept for a day or two (or stick in boxes and freeze). Best thing I ever bought, use it 4-5 times a week easily. Tomorrow we’re trying Jamie’s £1 veggie messy lasagne. I love food but I’ve never once ever wanted to cook or eat a Jack creation and I think I TCC lost a lot of peoples interest because people who cook tend to like fresh ingredients and people with food bank tins are less likely to spend £20 on a book telling them how to eat - surely they’re just glad to eat.Last year I bought an electric pressure cooker and I’m using it many times each week. Brisket is lovely and tender. See if you can get one, I promise you it will pay for itself and you will see an impact on your meter. Also great for batch cooking.
Sorry I didn’t mean it that way, I didn’t know. It just sounds so….so….painful? So anatomically contrary? Every day is a learning day. Sorry.It's a fairly common practice within the lesbian community. I'm sorry it digusts you but you're coming across as a bit homophonic.
"The nature of my work means stuff gets -destroyed-"Ah, a continuity (x2) work denim boiler suit spotted in the wild! Now we can see for ourselves exactly how they get -destroyed- by the nature of her work being a twat in an expensive chair
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Also, she’s so blatantly cosplaying her DEAD immigrant landlord grandfather (with one pair of shoes) in that pic. It’s…odd.
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Lol to ‘an instant hot water tap before it was cool’ (elsewhere in this interminable thread waxes lyrical about when she was SB’s age, so allegedly in the mid 1990s, before hot water taps were cool). #1948 Truther.
Also, clearly the role model for thrift given that “the story” is he came over with one pair of shoes and even when owning properties decades later she implies he still had just the one pair. #NotVimesBoots
Of all her sub Adrian Mole efforts this 'poem' has got to be the most Moleish.View attachment 1705849This has KILLED me @Valiofthedolls I laughed so loud at the Comet the cat jumped. Then I got to Jessops and I died. What the fuck!!!! Also giving away her middle class credentials there- it’s not like Jessops was a high street staple like M&S.
Tender one, I must correct part of the above. It was actually my home town of Glasgow that was treated to unwashed clothes and the threat of Jack in a bedsheet. Poor Edinburgh was later on. There have been so many horror visits they all merge into one but if it helps to remember Glasgow= dirty clothes+ still with Harold. Edinburgh= awestruck jocko mistakes Jack for a comedian and the mother of all snowstorms.It will forever be fascinating to think what exactly happened in Dordrecht to tip poor old Harold over the edge. And Jack apparently didn't see it coming
It was Dordrecht at the weekend, then she went solo to Edinburgh and intended to wear a bedsheet to an award ceremony, then the planned BBQ on Friday, but dumped on Sunday![]()