But he's a working class wee lad, shouldn't he be scooping it up with his hands like peasants do?
But he's a working class wee lad, shouldn't he be scooping it up with his hands like peasants do?Fuck you Jack. I eat tacos with a knife and fork. Chicken wings and pizza too. Let your kid be himself. 'The idea is to get dirty' yeah I know you think it is, I've seen your hands.
Wall to wall slop from now until New Year I think with all theSlopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe
A thread to document and discuss the challenges and chaos of making one of Jack Monroe’s many ‘recipes’.tattle.life
It's all happening here.
I was 'given' a wide range of foods as a child, I have an odd diet as an adult. Once I was able to make my own choice of foods I decided to exclude all that I didn’t likeI can’t remember where it was but I’ve seen Jack trotting out the old thing about how if you give children a range of foods from early on they won’t be fussy eaters. This is only ever said by people who haven’t had the experience of parenting a child who just will not eat anything other than a very narrow range of foods, no matter what you offer them.
Honestly, if she's autistic, she would never say that. My husband is autistic and son has very mild sensory issues, both absolutely hate getting their hands dirty, like have to wash/wipe their hands straight away. Son hated any form of messy play, even when a baby. If her son ate her f*****g food she should just be grateful and stop laughing at how he chose to eat it.What a pair of thundering cunts. Shaming a child like that.
Autocarrot you flatter me@That Forensic Man (or anyone else) if you can find this audition tape I will do a slopalong while cooking and eating 344% more Jackslops than those to which I have already committed- all of them selected by the most sadistically minded fraus on these threads.
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PS My phone autocarroted“anyone else” to “a fine ride” which is how I am 344% sure that my life has been (her number of Patreons multiplied by 344% divided by the number of DKL ‘series’ co-presenting gigs she got given) more fun than hers.
Yessss, Elon. Sort that shit out.Just noticed her twitter follower count has dropped from 571.1k to 570.8k over the last 24 hours or so.
Could it be these onesIf I had to guess, I’d say they were out of focus print Dr Martens chelsea boots
NOT these exact ones, but something in the same style/a different pattern
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Either that or they’re her DEAD grandad’s one pair of everlasting immigrant shoes.
Did she get to the point of actually going before the judges and being filmed? From what I understand it’s only the ones who are very good or eccentric or deluded actually get filmed, the rest get triaged out without ever seeing Simon Cowell. Jack is pretty dull and is a middling singer, she’d have been shown the exit quickly.Autocarrot you flatter me
The X Factor season 1 premiered on 04/09/2004 when Jack was 16y 5mo old so could technically have taken part as there was a 16-24 category. Probably more likely to be season 2 onwards (20/08/2005) though due to filming etc.
"Each year's competition begins with auditions round, which consists of three stages held several months prior to the series premier"
If we can narrow the year/age/season down that would help greatly.
Also this might be an issue:
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Just noticed her twitter follower count has dropped from 571.1k to 570.8k over the last 24 hours or so.
Lol the spending really is quite incredible. Particularly when you consider that the photos she uploads offer only a small glimpse into her life. I would hazard a guess that the Tattle list doesn’t cover a fraction of the designer items she owns. ReallCould it be these ones
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Agree. I googled Allegra recently to see who she was and, from the clips that I watched, saw a subtle undercurrent of aggression and control that only those who have experienced it can recognise. It made my spidey senses tingle.I find the "bit gauche, darling" clip absolutely chilling. I suspect it is a highly personal trigger as a class crossing Frau but it seems so cruel to me. Why would you murmur behavioural correction on the spot to your loved one? If someone really crossed the line somehow, I can understand addressing it later in private but during an interview I would have either laughed along, hooted that "you can't say that" or loudly talked over her to try and redirect the conversation. To be publicly, kindly, condescendingly, told I am gauche would crush me.
Henry Higgins/ Barbara Woodhouse vibes from Leggy there
https://giphy.com/5nGk3atdraqaIWall to wall slop from now until New Year I think with all thehuman sacrificeseager volunteers
That’s an interesting way of putting it. I didn’t think of it like that.I find the "bit gauche, darling" clip absolutely chilling. I suspect it is a highly personal trigger as a class crossing Frau but it seems so cruel to me. Why would you murmur behavioural correction on the spot to your loved one? If someone really crossed the line somehow, I can understand addressing it later in private but during an interview I would have either laughed along, hooted that "you can't say that" or loudly talked over her to try and redirect the conversation. To be publicly, kindly, condescendingly, told I am gauche would crush me.
I think them's the ones, chapeau!Could it be these ones
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Lament for a lost CHESTERFIELD SOFAI'm still hooting and fizzing about that poem/song. You can just tell what was going through her mind when she wrote it. It's like
Normal people: *chattering, etc.*
Jack: Excuse me, did anyone hear a girl on the radio? In between the punk rock and the Alan Yentob interview?
Normal people: Um, not really, Jack.
Jack: No one was listening for a lone middle-class voice with a broken hinge?
Normal people: You do sound a little unhinged.
Jack: HA! You think I'm just another single mother, a chav eating burgers in front of Jeremy Kyle. You don't know how I cried for all the years' worth of things I had to sell, for my lost home ...
Eugh. I can imagine her using the crap "how do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate its tit a lot" joke as a come-on whilst wearing them, too.I think them's the ones, chapeau!
£200 Joules womens westbourne luxe chelsea boots brown ocelot
Another day in the canal another factoid learned
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ETA this week we've gone from £130,242 to over £137,000, I'll do the weekly update tomorrow
This is a spectacular idea, tender one.Quoting myself like a ninnie but I am like Jack, I have no shame
I've spent the last few minutes screenshotting the food photos from her first book so if I label each one as to what it allegedly should look like according to the book.
And then..... what it actually looks like when the canal does it, bearing in mind that the first book especially will have had food stylists and advisors to make it look as good as possible.
Can anyone set up a way to do a fake recipe gallery? Bows to more technical frauds
I went on the X Factor as part of a "shit group" so my best friend could get on the telly. We went through three rounds of auditions and had multiple calls to make sure we were tv material. I can see Jack getting on as a narcissism fool, or through her fabricated sob story.Did she get to the point of actually going before the judges and being filmed? From what I understand it’s only the ones who are very good or eccentric or deluded actually get filmed, the rest get triaged out without ever seeing Simon Cowell. Jack is pretty dull and is a middling singer, she’d have been shown the exit quickly.
Brilliant idea plus I picked up these food fraud candidates from the recent discussion, the ones where an enterprising frau realised what she was passing off as her own. Just need to find the pics:Quoting myself like a ninnie but I am like Jack, I have no shame
I've spent the last few minutes screenshotting the food photos from her first book so if I label each one as to what it allegedly should look like according to the book.
And then..... what it actually looks like when the canal does it, bearing in mind that the first book especially will have had food stylists and advisors to make it look as good as possible.
Can anyone set up a way to do a fake recipe gallery? Bows to more technical frauds
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