If I had to guess, I’d say they were out of focus print Dr Martens chelsea boots
Did you see the girl on the sofa?Did anybody see the woman on eBay?
Bidding for a fake fur coat when she's supposed to work
Did anybody see the woman on eBay?
Doesn't mind slacking off cuz her boss is a jerk
I hate to break it to you, Jack: you are not as profound as you like to think
That's astonishing. It's been, what, 4 days now? Is she going out of her way to make herself look dreadful?Update from patreon squig
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Did anybody see the girl in the kebab shop?Did anybody see the woman on eBay?
Bidding for a fake fur coat when she's supposed to work
Did anybody see the woman on eBay?
Doesn't mind slacking off cuz her boss is a jerk
I hate to break it to you, Jack: you are not as profound as you like to think
Fuck me that’s taken me back to my pre-child skint days, when I lived off these. I’d eat them withMy search skills are useless but my memory is not too bad. I think this is the pie she tried to pass off as her own.
OMG“Did You See Me On The Telly Last Night”
Quoting myself like a ninnie but I am like Jack, I have no shameFake recipe gallery would be fantastic.
Is that just for the finished products?
She's so pathetic, she'll be getting off on the power withholding the refund gives her.I feel for that Patreon squig. As is always the case with Jack......sound and fury signifying nothing.
These aren't the actions of a woman feeling incredibly guilty about what she's doing.
Deeds, not words. Still taking money, still providing nothing.
Especially pathetic when we know that particular refund is only £20 + VAT. Good job that squig isn't bothered by her or desperate for the cash. But according to Jack that's a week's shop for a family.She's so pathetic, she'll be getting off on the power withholding the refund gives her.
I agree, she’s always been desperate for fame, and especially the approval of famous people. It’s kind of embarrassing. You can see it when she’s been photographed with well-known people at awards etc., she’s grinning from ear to ear like she’s utterly deranged. She acted like a love-struck schoolgirl when she interviewed Marcus Rashford, which was pretty unprofessional - no wonder he looked so uncomfortable.Yes, so obvious that despite her ‘oops, I accidentally fell into the spotlight’, Jack’s always been desperate for recognition and fame. Remember all that stuff about SB being impressed she’d met Brian May? That’s why she’s done all the singing and poetry guff, I bet she’s secretly livid that it was cooking cheap shit that ended up being her thing. And didn’t she try out for some singing thing like Britain’s got talent? We should be grateful that didn’t work out, imagine that ego if she’d become a star? Like Elton‘s diva style crossed with Matt Goss’ philosophical musings & Shakin’ Steven’s talent (sorry ss, bit harsh).
In relation to that squig asking for advice as she can't afford to eat. The harm she does is just shocking and her fans are seriously out of touch. How is eating 8 meals a day going to help this person if she can't afford lunch? How is recommending Jack's recipes the solution if it's just as inadequate as what this woman can already afford. Jack should be putting her hands up and saying it's impossible then using her platform to campaign for actual change. But instead she enables the tory viewpoints and her own fans parrot it back.
I'm the same with Alice Evans - just couldn't keep up and was getting more depressing than funny. Now I just go to Jack and Mario.I had to depart F&D ages ago cos it’s just too much to follow everything. I think I will now be fired as there are 2 Jack threads to follow.
Keep wanting to sing these to the tune of Losing My ReligionDid you see the girl on the sofa?
You might have called her a loafer
Browsin on tattle
Did you see the girl on the sofa?
I should have done a different thing send rhymoes I am jet lagged
Tattle deffo needs a 'Twits' section for Russ in Cheshire and the likeTwo things that will always make me laugh
1. I have to look under bloggers for the latest thread. Especially given her website in stuck in 2018. But where else would we put her? Certainly not a guru. Or a celebrity. Is there a category for the perpetually useless?
2. The use of WARNED.
Did anyone see that old woman in Slough,Did you see the girl on the sofa?
You might have called her a loafer
Browsin on tattle
Did you see the girl on the sofa?
I should have done a different thing send rhymoes I am jet lagged
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