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BananaSmith said:
NOOOO! I try to make a post and then I do 4 at once. And I wouldn't let me edit the post. Sorry.


NOOOO! I try to make a post and then I do 4 at once. And I wouldn't let me edit the post. Sorry.
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I think I love you.

Halved it this time though, you're on the right track!
 
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Silver Linings

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Motherwellgirl said:
I went to Majorca about 5 years ago on my own. A group of drunk men got on the plane. I swapped seats to let them sit together.

One asked me if I was a lesbian as clearly going on holiday on your own means you are.

Then despite me telling him not to. He lit up a cigarette in the toilet. Which almost got him arrested at Palma. He had to sign a disclaimer that he would not drink alcohol on the flight home.

Then he asked me to meet up with him

I politely declined. No way Pedro. They were around 50. Old enough to know better.

The only other funny airline story is that I handed my cash card over to pay for something on the plane and the girl went. That’s my name!

I don’t have a very common first name but my surname is less common and I had never met anyone with the same name as me. Weird finding someone else with the same name as you.
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And the name on that card was Trevor.
 
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Switchstreetz

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Silver Linings said:
And the name on that card was Trevor.
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I feel so bad for the daily mail journalists coming onto this thread for some quick gossip to cobble into a story but end up bamboozled by all the in jokes and gifs😂

Imagine trying to understand why we're all on about sideboard boudoir photography, Hoovers doing drugs and men named Trevor 😂

ETA: I predict a jack stunt tomorrow night it's getting late for her to pull something tonight but she will hate that the thread is getting away from her again.
 
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Being on this thread has made me wonder if I myself need therapy. There's things I haven't addressed, that
Motherwellgirl said:
I went to Majorca about 5 years ago on my own. A group of drunk men got on the plane. I swapped seats to let them sit together.

One asked me if I was a lesbian as clearly going on holiday on your own means you are.

Then despite me telling him not to. He lit up a cigarette in the toilet. Which almost got him arrested at Palma. He had to sign a disclaimer that he would not drink alcohol on the flight home.

Then he asked me to meet up with him

I politely declined. No way Pedro. They were around 50. Old enough to know better.

The only other funny airline story is that I handed my cash card over to pay for something on the plane and the girl went. That’s my name!

I don’t have a very common first name but my surname is less common and I had never met anyone with the same name as me. Weird finding someone else with the same name as you.
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My reaction was at the creep, just to let you know.
 
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BananaSmith

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Off to bed, perhaps I'll figure out how to post one at a time ( or maybe not).
 
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Silver Linings

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Switchstreetz said:
I feel so bad for the daily mail journalists coming onto this thread for some quick gossip to cobble into a story but end up bamboozled by all the in jokes and gifs😂

Imagine trying to understand why we're all on about sideboard boudoir photography, Hoovers doing drugs and men named Trevor 😂

ETA: I predict a jack stunt tomorrow night it's getting late for her to pull something tonight but she will hate that the thread is getting away from her again.
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Then they’d ring Jack for a comment and she’d explain them all.....
 
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