Jack Monroe #42

[MarmiteExtract]

 

[Silver Linings]

Ok, maybe she is funny.

 

[Nosy_af]

The amount of times that posted has finished me.

"I read the name as Ian Bishop," x6

Did ye, aye?

 

[GrunkaLunka]

Ian Bishop’s biscuity scent

I'm crying with laughter so much. This needs to be someone's name.

 

[FreeSquirrels]

I'm from a middle-class background and went to private school, but one in a part of South London not known for its poshness. I code-switch like mad and it's not even vaguely deliberate, but I roam up and down the scale of accents like Paul Young looking for somewhere to hang his hat,. I think my 'normal' accent - the one I use with my partner (though he's privately educated at a very posh school so tends to drag me upwards), my close friends and my family, is very similar to Jack's.

 

[Silver Linings]

Jack. Freud is spinning in his grave.
(Also she’s changed phones)

 

[FreeSquirrels]

I’m the same @Flumps. I also pick up other people’s accents so move to French constructions & accent etc when I’m talking to French people.

My parents sent me to elocution lessons when I was little so I’d learn to speak posh .

 

[chocolate choux]

Guilty.

Someone in the Downing Street Men thread pointed out he looked like Woody from Toy Story and I cannot unsee it
(He’s a good man, though)

 

[LavaFlake]

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1. Turn up 5 mins late
2. Forget at least 2 ingredients and 1 utensil
3. CREEPY EYE
4. Talk over the guests
5. Talk about how crap you are

I've loved reading your triangulation coordinates Dear Hearts. I for one rinsed Davidoff Cool Water as a junior frau and have a big nose, thin hair (almost as thin as the Rat Tale), but really nice cheekbones if I say so myself.

Absolutely creased at the Ian Bishop comments. I loved Neighbours growing up. Susan and Karl are my adopted parents (in my head).

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Absolutely creased at the Ian Bishop comments. I loved Neighbours growing up. Susan and Karl are my adopted parents (in my head).

I only watched Neighbours for a few brief months back in the day, but my abiding memory is of Susan slipping over on some spilled milk and suffering full blown amnesia.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

Someone in the Downing Street Men thread pointed out he looked like Woody from Toy Story and I cannot unsee it
(He’s a good man, though)

He can round me up, show me the snake in his boots and poison my water hole any day.

 

[Suprise!]

I'm crying with laughter so much. This needs to be someone's name.

Me too , this whole thread is hilarious. I’ll never be able to look at a Hobnob in the same light.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

He can round me up, show me the snake in his boots and poison my water hole any day.

 

[Pocahontas]

The amount of times that posted has finished me.

Me too! I thought it was my eyes cos I haven’t changed from my contacts to my glasses! I started to panic

 

[Silver Linings]

Well she’s full of the joys of spring tonight, isn’t she? The people still cross with DW must be very confused.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

“I play scrabble with blue tickers”

ETA: Gold medal for Silver!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

He can round me up, show me the snake in his boots and poison my water hole any day.

HOOTED

 

[LavaFlake]

I only watched Neighbours for a few brief months back in the day, but my abiding memory is of Susan slipping over on some spilled milk and suffering full blown amnesia.

That was such a dramatic storyline! I think she thought she was 16 years old and woke up horrified to be married to a 45 year old

 

[Motherwellgirl]

I love that you have a collection of future husbands
Nothing wrong with the name Trevor.

Me too.

Matt Bellamy from Muse. He’s number 4

Yes folks. Scotland is still in lockdown and ain’t it showing

 

[Pocahontas]

I’d wager Hislop has a tang of the Old Spice about him, myself.