Does anybody know if Ian Bishop smells like biscuits?
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I can’t believe he’s 57, I genuinely thought he’d be in his early 40s tops?! Boris Johnson is YOUNGER at 56!!Yep, he's old enough to be my Dad tooHe's got something about him.
I am too innocent to go onto the hunks of parliament thread, I haven’t recovered from the wooden spoon spankings from DKL I can’t be exposed to thoughts of Tory penises
This has been the least relaxing evening feed my baby has ever had. I've been snorting, hooting, laughed up a lung, genuinely almost peed my pants!
Sir Keir Starmer QC. Hubba hubba
I've also had stalker experience. Completely random (and much older) man got seemingly obsessed when I worked at a supermarket years ago. Went on for years. He went off the rails when I started growing a baby bump with no wedding ring in sight. I often wonder what the heck he did when I just disappeared (left the job and moved away) Anyway it got me wondering if having a stalker is a pie JM has a spare finger for?? I bet she bloody does.I'm getting a lot of sad reactions this evening, I'm fine you know, it's not like I have a twitter rampage for no apparent reason
That is dreadful. My situation wasn't as bad. My stalker was going to move to near my home and start a business. He messaged my boyfriend and told him to watch out as I'm not the innocent woman he thinks I am
ETA of course she bloody does! It's us!
YESSSSS!
What do we hazard a guess JM smells of? I say BO
Here’s to your pelvic floor, babe
Vlad says, How’s the new hoover treating you, have you named the baby after him, and if not why not?
My short list of books:
Genesis by Bernard Beckett. DO NOT READ ANY REVIEWS. They will spoil the whole thing. Don't do it!
The Gate to Women's Country by Sheri S Tepper. There is rape and some anti-man stuff in it, I don't know if I'd let my child read until 14 or so but idk your kid!
Brainjack by Brian Falkner
Inside Out by Maria V Snyder
Scored by Lauren McLaughlin
Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
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The entire forum will be happy to know that I don’t fancy Keir Starmer. In fact I don’t think there’s a single politician I do fancy.
I know a few people who fancy Jeremy Corbyns son Tommy.
Jack has probably met Tommy and could confirm that he smells of Eternity for men.
I know a few people who fancy Jeremy Corbyns son Tommy.
Jack has probably met Tommy and could confirm that he smells of Eternity for men.
I love the Shark, it is fabulous.Here’s to your pelvic floor, babe
Vlad says, How’s the new hoover treating you, have you named the baby after him, and if not why not?
The baby is called Putinelope, it's like Penelope but with a Putin. (Anyone watch Toast?)
bleeping YES. Thank you!
Are these recs for me or my son? Or both ? Apart from the gate to women’s country?
If I think about my accent it goes one way or the other - either exaggerated S London or too RP. I guess normally it’s somewhere in the middle (with a lot of swearing). I had a posh primary school then very rough comp where I had to shed the perceived poshness Quick Smart.
She said she has cctv all over the bungalow to protect her against her stalker, yet slept in a tent in the garden.
Massive hugs and love to all of you who are victims of stalking. I'm still battling on here (getting a case together to make it stop) and it's getting me down so much.
Vlad says, Marvellous. The shark is your down payment for a plane ride to the palace (you’ll have to pawn it. He’ll let you know when the time comes.) The baby’s name pleases him greatly. He will allow it.
Feels like a support page for Stalker Victims
I totally would do Kier Starmer though I fear he’d be a bit boring in bed. His face is too big for his features, but wouldn’t he smell lovely?
He can really wear a suit and he has terrific hair. I can’t believe he’s 57, he looks 10 years younger.
He can really wear a suit and he has terrific hair. I can’t believe he’s 57, he looks 10 years younger.
*One Google later*
Ok I retract my earlier condemnation, you fraus are welcome to Blairite Alf if you can give his wife my number
Tories like Gove reproduce asexually, I refuse to consider the alternative
Does accent wavering only happen to southern types? I grew up in the South East and live in the North East (since graduating from Uni) and my accent goes from Eastenders ("get ahtta mi paaaaaahb") to a bit posho sounding. In my time at uni I came across people who had never met a southerner, sometimes I wasn't able to be understood much and called a cockney a lot which baffled me. I'm firmly MC but we didn't have lots of money, and certainly didn't have a navy blue land rover or ballet lessons.
Look at old Harold with a beard!
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