pleeeeeeeeease can we have “Yeah, Jackie” as our next thread title??Screaming at ‘Jackie’ - was it a typo or a phase?!
pleeeeeeeeease can we have “Yeah, Jackie” as our next thread title??Screaming at ‘Jackie’ - was it a typo or a phase?!
I'm hoping this is meant in the Pinnochio sense or yes one more bloody thing to worry about!Is noses getting bigger a thing? This is my fear!
‘newspaper hit piece’ Does she mean us?She's still on about the butter/chorizo pellets she made and somehow manages to make it about class:
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To be fair my username is a bit of a giveaway. I don’t live in Motherwell but it’s the nearest town to me that non Scots know.Does everyone else love when the thread takes a tangent that means that you discover a little something about people posting, like a vague age or accent?
Or am I creepy little weirdo?
I'm not trying to triangulate you, I promise!
I got this voicemail from my Nana when lockdown started, just checking you’re ok and if you need anything...cos she heard people were struggling with money. I’m in my forties! I know how lucky I am in many ways; to have her still (especially being as we are WC as they come- cleaners and pitmen I’m from) and to have someone who cares. I just don’t think Jack had no one around who cared or who could help and that child was at the root of it. If it even happened. I’ve seen real poverty, I grew up on a council estate with prostitution and drug use just down the doors. I don’t like the cosplay.I would have gone under more than once in the last ten years without my mum.
Not to keep the roof over my head but living on a pittance has been very hard. Both in and out of work.
"Sausage stations"She's still on about the butter/chorizo pellets she made and somehow manages to make it about class:
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So essentially what you're saying is she wants to steal his face, but seeing as this would be somewhat problematic and messy, she's settling for trying to steal his career?Ok now admittedly I have had a glass of wine but I think I've cracked her unwholesome obsession with David Walliams!
He has small features in a big face. I mean, he has at least twice as much face as your average person.
Jack has big features in a really small face. And as - judging by recent photos - her eyes her getting bigger, her lips are getting bigger and her nose is definitely getting bigger, she must be looking to secure more facial territory.
And who better to claim it from than a privileged male millionaire who already has more than his fair share of everything? Look out Walliams, Citizen Monroe is coming for your boat race!
(Btw this probably won't seem so funny to me in the morning)
Cocks in the drawer and sausage stations....quite the shenanigans going on in that crappy bungalow.She's still on about the butter/chorizo pellets she made and somehow manages to make it about class:
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It seems very coincidental. The only thing i’ve seen her mentioned in this aft is the parody DM reporter twitter taking the piss out of the comments about her, but that was in support of her, unless she’s misunderstood. I’m annoyed because I like them usually.‘newspaper hit piece’ Does she mean us?
Imagine it's this one:It seems very coincidental. The only thing i’ve seen her mentioned in this aft is the parody DM reporter twitter taking the piss out of the comments about her, but that was in support of her, unless she’s misunderstood. I’m annoyed because I like them usually.
*Scribbles frantically in notebook*Some more random data for your triangulation @Gentlemensrelish!
Your poor boy and you too , bullying is so traumatic and at times feels never ending . Hope all’s getting better now .@choccydigestive I'm so sorry to hear about the horrible time your son is having. I can really empathise as our SB had to change schools recently due to bullying (physical and mental) and it was just horrific. Seeing your child suffering and in tears, eugh, honestly the worst. I really hope things get better for him and you soon xxxx
I love a Lego winkFor all you Hislop fans, there’s a programme of his on BBC4 at 9pm
Oh lovely @Flumps I am so sorry for unwittingly causing pain! If it's any consolation, I was called 'pignose' by the kids who bullied me at school. My deathless rejoinder was "Naff off, my mum says it's retroussé!". You can imagine how that went down XOh Penns, this is not your fault at all, and this was very funny, but you've reminded me of one of the worst insults I ever received. When I was a teenager someone once described me as 'that girl with the big round face'. I still carry that moon-face little barb with me, (though my face isn't particularly round anymore) along with the slightly more palatable but still oddly upsetting 'The thing about you is that you are pretty, but not at all sexy' that I got, a few years later, from someone I very much wanted to find me all the sexy.
Some more random data for your triangulation @Gentlemensrelish!
That is beyond parody. So anti woke that it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if it was a joke. Wtf is she doing finding these. The charging station in the hall must ring out with the sound of google alerts.Found the hit piece. Took a while. It didn't come up in a news search. Anyway, it's tit but bits of it made me laugh.
What next? Now woke police think David Walliams’ kids’ books are racist, fat-shaming and woman-hating
Millions of David Walliams’ books have been sold around the world and are loved by their young readers, but guess what? According to the lefty fun sponges, they’re guilty of a string of politically incorrect crimes.www.google.com
Oh! You sweet thing. Sorry, but I feel all the sympathy while HOOTING at 'retroussé'Oh lovely @Flumps I am so sorry for unwittingly causing pain! If it's any consolation, I was called 'pignose' by the kids who bullied me at school. My deathless rejoinder was "Naff off, my mum says it's retroussé!". You can imagine how that went down X