She's not just a SH1TTER she's a FULLOFSH1TTER.
Jack Monroe #417 Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.
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And all her BODYGUARDS ... Guarding her smol body from big baddies who want her DEAD. After all, she's only a 5' 1.7" wickle pixie - don't know where I got that from though - she rarely mentions it.She'll be out the back with the boys and girls fromEssex Celebrity Squad
he voted in the Ban on Fracking bill (division was held at 7pm) so depending on what time his speech at the awards is he's probably gone straight there. Or he's cried off and is watching the drama in the Commons and giggling to himself.
Jack can only dream of being on Strictly, do you want her to STOP BREATHING you nefarious troll??
Pink News tweeted out his speech 39 minutes ago. He must have voted and gone straight there or maybe he abstained in a pairing arrangement.
Looking at her Twitter mentions, Jack just seems to be spending the evening following people on Twitter 
Everyone must be ignoring herLooking at her Twitter mentions, Jack just seems to be spending the evening following people on Twitter
Tories weren't allowed to pair, they billed it as a three line whip vote of confidence in the PM. MPs were threatened with having the whip removed if they abstained or voted for the ban. And then it all went to pot five minutes before the vote, the three line whip was cancelled, Liz Truss didn't vote and the Conservative Chief Whip and Deputy Chief Whip have both resigned.
Oohhh, I think I can feel a chaos brewing. If she doesn't win she'll be in a foul mood! Watch out Kier, anything could happen.
She should have worn the silk Monsoon dressA bird,in trazzerswearing a tieon a tie???
Between the Commons shitshow and the possibility of being in close proximity to a Jacksplosion, if I was KS I think I'd get up the road early.
After all, she never got the chance to wear it to the fire service partyShe should have worn the silk Monsoon dress
Good God. I'd been getting snippets on Twitter. I've never seen the like. I can't wait for Jack's cold take on it once she's had a chance to see what everyone else thinks.
She'll be fewmin if I'm reading this correctly?
Our smol psephologist will be so disappointed she's not at the Groucho bellowing about Redcar as the country's government collapses
And not all authors get 10%-12% royalties. But of course, if that's what *she* gets, then that is the only true rate of payment
Hmm, someone else on Twitter is saying that Jack won the award.
Pissflaps.
Pissflaps.
Looooooool Krishmate just called Steve Baker MP a bleep live on telly. He’s just tweeted an apology. Pray for Louisa Jesus Compton.
Now Vlad is advising me on combating nail fungus. Is this what tenants might get from living in a Jack-owned flat? Is nail fungus a consequence of eating vegan food? Is it a manifestation of smoldering anger after being passed over for an award? Inquiring minds want to know.
It's the Oscars Best Picture all over again. Will the smol pixie storm the stage with her followers and snatch the award from the hands of the "winner"?
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