A prediction - the sober count will be updated for a wee while. Then she'll remove it without comment. Schrodinger's relapse. All our fault, natch.
The relapse is going to send the flying monkeys into a frenzy. They'll be in full rage chimp mode, ready to tear all dissenters into pieces.A prediction - the sober count will be updated for a wee while. Then she'll remove it without comment. Schrodinger's relapse. All our fault, natch.
Don’t mention the prunes!Don't want to spam (tee hee) the thread but just a quick note of appreciation to all of our resident thread-makers. Thanks for keeping us regular!
So how long do we propose she's been a member? Since back then (2013) or maybe the leggy days?Groucho Maverick Award
£10,000, life membership and a sculpture
Jack was a judge in 2018.
Scroll down to 2013 (bypassing the picture of Jack with her tits hanging out of a red and black dress) and Jack was shortlisted but didn't win. Nominees might have been given some form of membership though?
The Groucho Maverick Awards Nomination - Groucho Club
Nominate the most original and creative individual you know to win the most hallowed prize in all of Soho: the Groucho Maverick Award.www.thegrouchoclub.com
Day 1 16/10/22 475 days soberWonder how long the daily Twitter bio updates will last for? We're on Day 2 so far. I give it until next week. Can any insomnia fraus inform the canal if it changes at midnight.
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In fairness to Jack, updating her twitter bio on a more-than-daily basis is something she’s historically really good atThe sobriety count is a tricky one for Jack.
She gets so much praise every time she rolls it out, and she gets to play Billy Big Bollocks by dishing out advice, regardless of how terrible it is. Dare she risk it?
She's in a catch-22 with it.
Keeping us as regular as Jack’s breakfast-shit-ones-self-on-the-tube-to-work prune smoothie would (sorry I had to)Don't want to spam (tee hee) the thread but just a quick note of appreciation to all of our resident thread-makers. Thanks for keeping us regular!
The avatar on the comment! Chapeau!Right, which one of you lot posted this in the comments section of the Guardian 'Thriftifarian' piece?
@Satisfying Click insomnia frau reporting the twitter bio did NOT change at midnightDay 1 16/10/22 475 days sober
Day 2 17/10/22 476 days sober
Day 3 18/10/22 TBC
Depends on her definition of sober. Snorting wheelbarrowfulls of coke doesn't equate to being sober.The relapse is going to send the flying monkeys into a frenzy. They'll be in full rage chimp mode, ready to tear all dissenters into pieces.
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