How very dare you, madam! I only arsked, like, an innocent question.
Aha! Cold sweaty pan mystery solved- Jack think you have to do the list IN ORDER.Oh Jack has indeed read andstolenlearned from Salt Fat Acid Heat, dear heart
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h/t @Sideboard Bob, taken from thread 203
Did they mean one bread roll for a family of six? "Please mummy, more bread"Jack could have partnered up with Asda to do this kind of thing. But she’s behind the scenes.
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I thought this too. They all looked really uncomfortable and awkward.I think the whole series (there were three other people including Joe lycet) were badly photographed to be honest, not just her.
https://giphy.com/l0HlwwRxfcVEr4AUgLate to the canal after much lurking but did spot the smol pixie IRL in a members’ club () in central London on the afternoon of the OFM awards. Wearing a vest (for ease of identification) and scribbling in a notebook. That’s all.
Isn't Jack's theme song from Cabaret?https://giphy.com/2wNXyj7fM0SfC
If you don’t read every Tattle post in the voice of the Emcee in Cabaret, then you’re missing out.
My favourite Jack Epi Pen moment was when she said stress sends her into immediate anaphylactic shock - with the clear implication in the context being that anyone criticising her on Twitter would be responsible for her death. LOLZ.Yes and then in the next week she’d be ok again. This is when I started to think she was a bit too unlucky. Never heard any more about the fatal tomato allergy don’t think. Apart from when she likes to throw in the need for an epi pen when it suits to pretend to be a trooper
Bless you for your empathy, but I have to disagree with the 'real breakdown ' part of your post. Although everything else is spot on.Yes, I’ll often write Frauen but in my head it encompasses “… and Herren and Therren”. Like “alright lads” but an actual organic collective noun born of Jack’s narc fury.
It’s funny having loads of v new Frauen because old stuff like the rat tail etc springs up and you realise that what was probably a very real breakdown in early 2020 was a reaction to being called out for what she is: she absolutely couldn’t stand that a group of people from across the political spectrum were calling out her shit in what was, at the time, this relatively little-known forum. And since then she’s had so many chances to reflect and change her behaviour and do a bit of damage control but instead she chose to double down on her lies and horrendous pov persona, resulting in HH2 and an agonising cancellation.
Owning Tattle by engineering your own downfall is quite the flex, though, gotta hand it to you Jackie.
Ich bin einSome of us fraus aren’t even German!
I presume her doubling down even though she knew Tattle was onto herYes, I’ll often write Frauen but in my head it encompasses “… and Herren and Therren”. Like “alright lads” but an actual organic collective noun born of Jack’s narc fury.
It’s funny having loads of v new Frauen because old stuff like the rat tail etc springs up and you realise that what was probably a very real breakdown in early 2020 was a reaction to being called out for what she is: she absolutely couldn’t stand that a group of people from across the political spectrum were calling out her shit in what was, at the time, this relatively little-known forum. And since then she’s had so many chances to reflect and change her behaviour and do a bit of damage control but instead she chose to double down on her lies and horrendous pov persona, resulting in HH2 and an agonising cancellation.
Owning Tattle by engineering your own downfall is quite the flex, though, gotta hand it to you Jackie.
Yes- if normal elimination rate is 1 unit per hour, then anything over 168 would result in fast buildup and toxicity within days.My favourite Jack Epi Pen moment was when she said stress sends her into immediate anaphylactic shock - with the clear implication in the context being that anyone criticising her on Twitter would be responsible for her death. LOLZ.
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That Guardian article says she was drinking 122 units a week, she later upped it to 200. I do not believe the 200. She is a smallish woman. She would be permanently disabled or dead.
Groucho?Late to the canal after much lurking but did spot the smol pixie IRL in a members’ club () in central London on the afternoon of the OFM awards. Wearing a vest (for ease of identification) and scribbling in a notebook. That’s all.
I mean, it depends on the person right. I’ve known and sponsored alkies who were at times drinking near to or at the level Jack claims. But they were truly fucked from it. Women get fucked from alcohol much faster than men because were smaller, higher proportion of fat to muscle, blah blah blah. Jacks alkie boasting makes me pretty sick tbh.Yes- if normal elimination rate is 1 unit per hour, then anything over 168 would result in fast buildup and toxicity within days.
That Guardian article says she was drinking 122 units a week, she later upped it to 200.
Daddy or chipsDear Jack, what chips do you like best oven chips. McDonald chips or chippy chips?
She's a JOURNALIST! She drinks while she works. Doing hard hitting research and that. So she thinks "average 2 units an hour, I'm working 100 hours a week, MINIMUM. Must be drinking 200 units a week". Basic maffs.That Guardian article says she was drinking 122 units a week, she later upped it to 200. I do not believe the 200. She is a smallish woman. She would be permanently disabled or dead.
When you haven’t any tins in the shed
She really does a lot of that, doesn't she? Heavily implying that people upsetting her in any way are going to LITERALLY KILL her. It's become funny to us because she does it so often but it's also a bit disturbing, isn't it? Nobody should be wheeling out "if you don't stop this relatively harmless thing I will DIE and it'll be YOUR fault" against anyone, let alone Twitter users they know nothing about. There's always a chance that she really will die (not a threat, Jack, just noting that nobody is immortal) and then who gets the blame? The last person to have quote-tweeted something with a joke about potatoes? You just LITERALLY MURDERED someone, how could you?My favourite Jack Epi Pen moment was when she said stress sends her into immediate anaphylactic shock - with the clear implication in the context being that anyone criticising her on Twitter would be responsible for her death. LOLZ.
Ffs should have known the canal would be ahead of me.Aha! Cold sweaty pan mystery solved- Jack think you have to do the list IN ORDER.
Also, who does she love best, Daddy or chips?
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