Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.

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LadyGarden

Just perusing Twitter and thought that was oor Jackie cuddling into Sex Tom at the OFM awards.

Turns out it's Tom Grennan.

#easymistake

 
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Valiofthedolls

It’s clear that her house was stuffed to the gills with crap even 4 years ago. “pleasantly cluttered”, “teetering piles of cookbooks”. She’s had 4 more years since then to pile even more tat (and expensive stuff that she makes look like tat) in there.

If I had to guess, “the worst 24 hours for a long time” is breadcrumbing an excuse for why she now can’t move to the one bed flat and has to stay in the world’s longest lease.



Succinct and to the point


And OOOOF!!!!
ETA different squigs. I am just too BUSY to squig them all in different colours
 
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That Forensic Man

Just been perusing Jack's twitter media tab, look at the massive John Lewis boxes in "the shit heap"



I noticed she's wearing the exact same Nike vapormax 360 trainers here as she did to the awards

 
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DinosaurSenior

"things are tough..." Etc, just shows how self centred and inward looking she is.

"Things are tough, darlings, and so are you" would have sounded so much better
 
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That Forensic Man

Is there a list of Jack's 'enablers' so I can ensure I'm not using them? I have no interest in using products or services that support her grift (to a greater or lesser extent). They can all get in the bin.

The Guardian - writer
The Observer - awards
M&S - award sponsor
United Agents - agent
Pan Macmillan - publisher
Bluebird - publisher
DIVA Magazine - awards
Pink News - awards
Samsung - ad work
Edinburgh International Book Festival - platform
BBC News - platform
BBC politics live - platform
BBC Scotland - platform
5 News - platform
Scottish Greens - platform
Good Morning Britain - platform
Amazon Home of Black Friday Pop-up, London - book promotion
Mumsnet - cooking videos
Tortoise - platform
The Independent - £5k scam story
The Express - writer
GQ - writer
Hellmann's, Del Monte, Linda McCartney, Netflix, Superdrug, Sainsbury's - corporate deals
Lorraine (ITV) - cooking videos
ITV News - platform
Metro - grenfell article
Penguin - publisher (a year in 120 recipes)

Can only think of these after a quick whip round (caffeine required)
Not sure if this is allowed (?) but I'd be interested in knowing more from the more experienced fraus.
I mean companies/organisations rather than people (like say Nigella or Jay), I think that's a separate argument. Also not things like Teemill or Patreon where she's just using their service, or things she just likes.
Maybe ex-enablers (e.g. Sainsbos) could be on a different list and clemency granted for those before the grift was widely known, but not if they still continue.

ETA what coincidental timing

 
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StatusWoe

Falkor said:
I'm honestly borderline on what's more offensive about that thread title, the words or the apostrophe.
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It makes it sound as though dildo is a (very unlucky) person.
 
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Ooointitot

LadyGarden said:
What is she going on about swimming pools and jags for? We all know she can't swim (blamed on her mother) and can't drive (blamed on roundabouts) so why the fuck would anyone accuse her of having either of them?
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Why is this her mother’s fault please? I cant find the reference to check.

We had receipts recently of her father talking about all the jolly fun sporty things he like to do with his children, like rollerskating and swimming, so Jack should be able to bob about a bit, at least?
 
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hiyaaaacath

lol

eyar, listen up Monroe…

You’re an irritating narcissist with a publishing deal, in a Burberry trench paired with Tiffany earrings, sat ranting in your big posh house, complete with original art work from one of the worlds most famous living artists. Your only apparent “resistance” against the system is apparently (barely) cooking horrible inedible food for the scruffs in tracksuits (your words) and whose biggest adversity to date is that time someone said they didn’t like the look of ya mums spuds. You’re not…I repeat you are NOT…Nelson Mandela
 

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