Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.

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Duffster

Wow, I vaguely knew who Stephen Bear was from ‘just tattoo of us’ which was an awful yet strangely compelling programme. I was curious to see what his thread was about, and it is not what I was expecting! Some people will do anything to cling onto their minor fame.
 
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Smol Pixel

Well I’ve just dived into a Zoopla rabbit hole of bungalows in Thorpe Bay and even listing from lowest price first I can’t see a single one I’d describe as “modestly sized”. Jack’s must be the exception that proves the rule
 
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HaveTinCanRattle

Children of narcissists everywhere can hear the familiar refrain of "after everything I've done for you" in every syllable of that parting shot.
 
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overdueanadventure

Well, thank god for that, otherwise we'd have her blowing up the neighbourhood with her gas radiators.
 
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Tarragon

FrumpyCat said:
May be they are thinking that Jack will be popping round to asda to mop up the milk?

It won't be. It will be a cleaner on close to minimum wage. So much for effective protest.
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The one in Edinburgh was in Waitrose, in one of the poshest areas. Seems only right that Jack is informed. Edinburgh being her second home and so well loved
 
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AyiaKnacker

Jack is a pathetic ridiculous mare. Anyway,
what have you ninnies done to me? I never used to be (unsuccessfully) googling ‘Stephen Bear penis at 4am This can’t be healthy
 
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HotesTilaire

That Forensic Man said:
They were recently but I can't find the post now. Shall start adding the post links to the stocktake spreadsheet.
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I just worry that with generic items like that we are being definite that they cost x, if she hasn’t displayed a label or unique feature then we’re stating it as fact when it’s just a guess With a Viv (rip) item we can truly the cost
 
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SweetTransvestite

Just look at this smug twat.

What in the 'someone rolled up in a pub carpet about to be popped into the boot of a Ford Mondeo enroute to Epping Forest' is going on here pals?
 
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ForgettyBetty

HotesTilaire said:
I just worry that with generic items like that we are being definite that they cost x, if she hasn’t displayed a label or unique feature then we’re stating it as fact when it’s just a guess With a Viv (rip) item we can truly the cost
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Perhaps put a baseline figure on items like that - I think the fact that they are real leather (as opposed to vegan bananaskin or pvc) came from Jack herself ? So even a non-designer pair are currently £495 which is still nuts.
 
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overdueanadventure

SweetTransvestite said:
Just look at this smug twat.
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What in the 'someone rolled up in a pub carpet about to be popped into the boot of a Ford Mondeo enroute to Epping Forest' is going on here pals?
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I think that set of pictures is great in terms of taking the absolute piss. But I'm not sure that the others deserved it. Joe at least manages to let you know he knows it's ridiculous. Jack's serious face makes you think she believes it.

I don't know what the thinking was behind it, it's just disturbing to me. Yes we should recognise people that are doing good stuff, but literally sticking them on a pedestal is what leads to, well, Jackism.

No fucking pedestals for anyone.
 
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Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop

AyiaKnacker said:
Jack is a pathetic ridiculous mare. Anyway,
what have you ninnies done to me? I never used to be (unsuccessfully) googling ‘Stephen Bear penis at 4am This can’t be healthy
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I am starting to think she believes all her lies. Only way any one could keep up this level of deceit!...

I, too, succumbed to the Stephen Bear rabbit hole. Although, there were no rabbits and plenty of holes - including a sex machine and to be honest I used to think he was a bit of a cheeky chappie but he is something else all together
 
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MooBelle

You can easily tell she isn't in a 'modest bungalow' by looking at the hundreds of photos she's posted of it. The huge dining room, kitchen, front room and bedrooms are all over her Instagram. As is both of her bathrooms (Yes, she has 2) the landing that is so big she photographed it being used as a library and the 3 huge hallways (Yes, 3) Oh and the huge staircase that is no way spiral as she previously stated.
And that's not including the huge garden and outbuildings.
 
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HotesTilaire

AyiaKnacker said:
Jack is a pathetic ridiculous mare. Anyway,
what have you ninnies done to me? I never used to be (unsuccessfully) googling ‘Stephen Bear penis at 4am This can’t be healthy
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Just search tattle. He doesn’t really have one any more

On topic, Jack is particularly tragic today. Mansion with Jags on the driveway is a new version of “tell me where these millions the websites say I have are hiding” Jack we’re criticizing your spending habits not making ridiculous overblown claims


Jack:
https://giphy.com/lrE7YHleIbm2PtY1RL
Canal: no
 
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Tin Can Crook

Delighted to see we finally got the Dublin profile piece which took place on the 7th of September. I had written it off as bullshit weeks ago now. (Worklog with dates here https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...holding-her-up-like-simba.33924/post-11970326)

I'm not adding the profile piece to this month's worklog as that transpired last month.



I am so glad Jack has been recognised by readers for all that she does for everybody. Hard work really pays off!
 
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