Jack's obviously not completely stupid then!There's no soup on that spoon
I read the hideous soup as Broccoli stalk and barely soup and thought "Yep, an honest caption".
Jack Monroe #415 Her campaigning amounts to her talking about being a campaigner
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I read the hideous soup as Broccoli stalk and barely soup and thought "Yep, an honest caption".
It really does. It 100% suggests that and 0% suggests “edible food”Oh no this looks like actual sick
I once lived in a house where the boiler had broken and I had only a couple of halogen heaters in a 2 bed house. This lasted for about 5 months. I got through a very cold and snowy winter though, and I thought if I could get through that unscathed, then I could get through anything. The best bit of advice I had was when in bed, to lie straight out in it instead of curling up because of the cold. It really did seem to warm the whole (double) bed up...no cold spots at the bottom of the bed.bleeping hell did I just read a whole blog post telling me that if I’m cold I should put another layer on?
(P.S sorry but the tights thing is gross. When I had to wear them for school I felt disgusting if I ran out and had to wear them two days in a row, let alone doing it on the regular)
EDIT this advice is also groundbreaking
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Does she seriously think people are this stupid?! That they need to be told this?
I see your soup and I raise you tender one
Is that even cooked? Salmonella Soup. Ergh.
That looks like bile
Lol I’ve seen that one. That’s the one with the unruly labia in it.
Funnily enough I didn’t even find that as grim as that oily green effluent in the other pic.
The eco warriors have attacked Fortnums & Mason's in London.
Won't somebody think of Jackie's Christmas hamper?!
Won't somebody think of Jackie's Christmas hamper?!
...Not if she ever wants to visit Ireland again.
Not even the letter giving us 14 days to get out of our house from the bank came in an envelope like that, most demands for money came in normal envelopes.
It's ok, she never went in the first place, they really are the lucky nation born under a four leaf clover.
I'd forgotten about the time she was ordering herself a massive expensive hamper "messing around" on the F&M website and did a big Twitter rant about "Mx" not being in the dropdown menu for recipients. Even though it actually was and she'd just overlooked it. bleeping tit.
Also, I find the "Please be gentle with me" on the HH2 tweet particularly hilarious, considering that whatever semblance of a career she once had started circling the toilet bowl almost the second she hit "publish."
Also, I find the "Please be gentle with me" on the HH2 tweet particularly hilarious, considering that whatever semblance of a career she once had started circling the toilet bowl almost the second she hit "publish."
Yes it’s giving noro virus nothing left but your own internal organs puke.
Whhhhhhyyyy did I keep clicking?!
The envelope photo is a stock image that Jack seems to have purchased unless she had credits for alamy somehow https://www.alamy.com/electricity-bill-due-for-payment-image9497333.html
Just seen this on Tattle main page. I think someone who read the ‘how to keep warm’ article has started a Jack Monroe spin-off thread!
It may (or may not) interest you to know that last night was her first Thankyou since the 22nd of September. A single thankyou and yet not one meant for the people who voted for her. Really makes you think.
Also maybe of interest, those frozen Smart Price bollock bangers were still a quid in April this year so they've gone up 50p. There's one for the Vicious Badger Index. Yourewelcome, Jack.
Also maybe of interest, those frozen Smart Price bollock bangers were still a quid in April this year so they've gone up 50p. There's one for the Vicious Badger Index. Yourewelcome, Jack.
It is so easy to make a tasty soup but where you might ask yourself what can I add to make it nicer? Jack thinks what can I remove to make it cheaper?
Poor Sister Martha
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