What the duck is wrong with her?!?!? Irish nachos? Pukey-looking Irish nachos?Just seen this
Jack Monroe #414 Catch Me If You (Tin) Can
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Pretty niche kink for her sex work.
That's because ballpark food is cooked by people who may have strange tastes but generally love to eat. It's that "I like food" that is missing from JM's cuisine. Hanging, drinking beer, chatting, watching some ball. These are not JM things. And you are right about nachos--they aren't Mexican anymore than Little Debbies are French patisserie. Still tasty, though. But not JM's. They look like dreck.āThis side of Mexicoā?! Loaded nachos arenāt even Mexican you bleeping ignoramus. Theyāre a Tex Mex thing. And these arenāt it, either. They look as if someone opened poor Iqbalās bags and slopped the contents all over your Mamās sliced up raw roasties. Iāve seen some terrifying ones at baseball games but thisā¦?!
Educate yourself, dipshit.
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ETA: thinking about it, Jackās ārecipesā are kind of like bizarre unholy ballpark food concoctions
(Confession: I might have tried something on this list)
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Of course we do. Upholding the tenets of civilization is both noble and good. Those nachos are neither.
Are feet meant to go round corners? Am I doing feet wrong?
nothing smol about those trotters
The Stans love it.
Yeah but the stans treat Jack like a small child they're potty training "clever girl did a poo, well done". It's obscene, I think she's one of those adult baby people and a space robot.The Stans love it.
To be honest and I donāt know what this says about me but Iād try everything on that list-it all looks like good honest stuff your face food and infinity times better than the offerings at UK sporting events. I might pass on the funnel cake, jam and chicken sandwich but then again-if I was in the US at a BB game Iād be so excited I probably would eat it still. It does come with maple syrup.āThis side of Mexicoā?! Loaded nachos arenāt even Mexican you bleeping ignoramus. Theyāre a Tex Mex thing. And these arenāt it, either. They look as if someone opened poor Iqbalās bags and slopped the contents all over your Mamās sliced up raw roasties. Iāve seen some terrifying ones at baseball games but thisā¦?!
Educate yourself, dipshit.
Or is it a joke?! Sheās such a parody of herself itās very hard to tell.
The Original Nachos Were Crunchy, Cheesy and Truly Mexican (Published 2020)
Ballpark and Tex-Mex nachos are both ubiquitous in the United States. But the original version is deeply rooted in the borderlands and Mexican home cooking.www.nytimes.com
ETA: thinking about it, Jackās ārecipesā are kind of like bizarre unholy ballpark food concoctions
(Confession: I might have tried something on this list)monumental sports network
The straps of those dungarees would be flapping like windsocks over Jackās enormous norks. I donāt know now why I ever got confused.
Iāve just googled funnel cakes and can confirm I will eat those. Cross between a doughnut and a churro?
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The dog is from the designer dog shopI've been missing from here for months. Please can someone explain what happened with the OH? Is he still about or what? Is she still in the crappy bungalow or did the landlady finally get rid? Where has the dog come from?
I think I have about a hundred threads to grunkLooks like she's had at least seventy new faces in my absence. Still spouting the same old shite though.
Hey you beautiful ninnies, I have finally come out of lurkdom to comment on Grenfell. I live two blocks away; saw it happening in real time. Was down there the next day to try and help. We all were The community in Ladbroke Grove is tight. And there is NO WAY she was waived through a cordon. Not ever. It's heinous she has tried to centre herself in this. I have been with you since thread one. Keep up the good fight x
I forgot about insultbot with his annoyed face. I must say ten hail slopbots and listen to an electro slop album as penance.
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The dog was FREE of course-do you want her to stop BREATHING????
Do you think they are related?How does she look like a different woman in every photo?! She's perfect for a Heinz sponsor - 57 varieties of Jack!
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Like who is this?! ^
ETA: I've just got to the Loubatins (probably spelt that wrong sorry) but the idea of her zooming in and then colouring in the shoes on her phone has mesend oxygen-OĀ²'s
That's some real poetry there. Loveliness it is.
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Iām mindblown if this is her little boy. Iāve seen/passed this pic on the threads before but for some reason, I had put in my head that it was LJC in the bed with her. LJC a fully grown adult who might not have particularly liked it, but could at least give informed consent.
From memory, wasnāt the purpose of posting this pic something about her pyjama bottoms being whimsical or some tit?!
Even during my kids peak selfie times when an exploded bathroom or a pile of dirty washing in the background of their room wasnāt enough to stop the selfie posting madness, I honestly donāt think Iāve known anyone take and post such a wide variety of absolutely bizarre pictures of themselves. Especially as some are so very bad and it is the digital age. She can retake the photo with zero effort. She could undo the Facetune and just post her dopey mug as sheās always banging on about being real and body image etc. Itāll never cease to amaze me how she occupies none of the spaces she claims to occupy. I donāt want to ruin lovely Freddie but-Iām gonna.
Oh yes, Iām the great Pretenderā¦
Ooooh ooooh
Pretending that Iām really poorā¦
My need is such
I pretend too much
Donāt doubt me coz then I will sue.
Oh yes, Iām the great Pretenderā¦Ooooh ooooh
Pretending that Iām really poorā¦
My need is such
I pretend too much
Donāt doubt me coz then I will sue.
The dog's origin story (maybe):
One of Jack's many unseen but often mentioned friends: "Hello Jack, how's it going?"
Jack: "Not great, pal. Harold LEFT. I'm spending 94% of my income on rent. I had to unscrew the lightbulbs, I haven't bought shampoo in two years, and soon I'll have to move to a tiny one-bedroom flat."
Friend: "Gosh, that does sound tough! Listen, fancy an untrained puppy that will require expensive regular grooming and grow to the size of a small horse, with an appetite to match?"
Jack: "Wow! That's even more generous than those made-to-measure William Morris curtains you gave me a few years ago."
Friend: "The silly breeder gave me two by mistake! When I called her about it she said I could keep the extra one, so now I've got a spare. Want it?"
One of Jack's many unseen but often mentioned friends: "Hello Jack, how's it going?"
Jack: "Not great, pal. Harold LEFT. I'm spending 94% of my income on rent. I had to unscrew the lightbulbs, I haven't bought shampoo in two years, and soon I'll have to move to a tiny one-bedroom flat."
Friend: "Gosh, that does sound tough! Listen, fancy an untrained puppy that will require expensive regular grooming and grow to the size of a small horse, with an appetite to match?"
Jack: "Wow! That's even more generous than those made-to-measure William Morris curtains you gave me a few years ago."
Friend: "The silly breeder gave me two by mistake! When I called her about it she said I could keep the extra one, so now I've got a spare. Want it?"
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