Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days

[Nurseali]

LFC doesn't know she's born, does she?

Oh

Fish paste pasta

Too early

 

[Fleasyweezy]

Yes the RAF said no thank you. From the KH libel court report -

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Isn’t smol pixie too smol for the RAF?

 

[Snotbuster]

Spoiler: Jack's schoolteacher account

She claims the abuse started at school when she was 9 rather than when she was a teenager

Well the inexplicable resurgence of the 'Jack Monroe is suing 30p Lee' guff has earned her a few followers. She'd dropped below 570k earlier this evening.

Could be short-term gain for long-term pain if she doesn't end up suing him - she's being hailed as some kind of hero on Twatter at the moment.

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Why she come back? Tired of honks.

 

[Snotbuster]

She spends a lot of time on American sites or Tweets i think. The language is very similar to activist type writing around BLM and the pushback against the anti-abortion legislation over there. It’s giving her a whole new vocab.

I guess. We don't really talk like that. Just Ron Burgundy. But I'm not surprised Jack has a tin ear.

 

[Pavlova]

Eating piles of shite is second nature to Jack.

No, that's just for limping flying monkeys and Jacolites with no taste buds left dear heart

 

[Captainmouse]

Maybe Jack is going to launch her own crypto currency for the poors- Slopcoins.

Well KK has just been fined for undeclared AL re crypto

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I thought Jack was estranged from the RAF brother?

 

[Captainmouse]

I wondered if it was a really pathetic attempt to draw out information in the denial- 'I can't be CEO because I'm actually HCA for X company'. Molly, obviously isn't that stupid but sock seems stupid enough to think she might be.

Maybe they think molly is somebody else who is a CEO

 

[FrankReagan]

I think you're right. The parody Laura K twitter account (which funnily enough is a parody account Jack doesn't have a problem with) was the first one to tweet about the Lee Anderson case again, seemingly out of the blue.

The same account has also tweeted pro-Jack stuff in the past (although I can't find an example - it might have deleted)

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Sorry for quoting myself like a throbber, but I found another tweet the evening before Parody Laura K, that got moderate traction. From a Jackolyte.

Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days

I’m not sorry to see the back of that last thread title. You and me both@OkTinkerbell. Irritating to say the least 👺

tattle.life

 

[SeeleyBooth]

Unless… Daniel was his pet name for his humiliating trousers? Makes you think.

Thank fuck you said humiliating trousers! I really thought you were going to say something else

 

[Malkiavelli]

Dry-ish, 90 per cent dry

Quality

 

[Pavlova]

Thank you for reposting @Justacatindisguise x
It must be a recent pic cos she's wearing the tiff' earrings and pigskin cap x

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Yes the RAF said no thank you. From the KH libel court report -

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Who is the third brother?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Was it kelvedon? Or is that where they are now?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I know nothing about the army but if her brother is/was a Flying Whatsit for Military Intelligence does that mean he flew spy planes? Cos if so that's very cool. (Although I assume not actually as presumably you wouldn't be allowed to brag about that sort of thing in his old school newsletter? )

Hooting at the mangled quote - it's "life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans", not "life is what happens while you're waiting for something to happen" This has really tickled me for some reason.

I knew that didn’t read right but I was so distracted by the pretties of roller skating I couldn’t work it out!!

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I guess. We don't really talk like that. Just Ron Burgundy. But I'm not surprised Jack has a tin ear.

No of course not! Nobody does! Its just Jack lifting and rewording other people’s tweets or blog posts. I just think their origin isn’t here because then she seems all ground-breaking and original. Unless that’s just Twitter-speak and everyone talks like that when they’ve got their knickers in a twist!

 

[Orphan_Black]

I can't zoom in closely enough to identify the watch. Calling the forensic Canal team…

What photo are you talking about, dear heart?

 

[HodgeSplodge]

Sorry for quoting myself like a throbber, but I found another tweet the evening before Parody Laura K, that got moderate traction. From a Jackolyte.

Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days

I’m not sorry to see the back of that last thread title. You and me both@OkTinkerbell. Irritating to say the least 👺

tattle.life

Ah sorry I took a break from these threads while Jack was away (I'm not Jack, promise!). So please quote away!

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Tbf I’d pay £4 to get it marked by a GCSE art teacher

It's... not very good. The one the other day of a girl in a chair, where the long hair shows between the wood, and just doesn't line up. I would expect it to have been done by a 12-year-old max.

 

[House of Carbonara]

Spoiler: glove rail

Please please use gloves!! Tiniest scratch and some real frickin nasties could get in you!!

I will.