Jack Monroe #412 Chiz on Tiz

[HotesTilaire]

@Valiofthedolls every time I click, and every time I regret it, send self-restrainto’s
Also I prefer Saturday Night Dance, absolute banger, total Ronseal of a tune

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Grand total of people who have ever suggested Jack's tattoos should exclude her from ballet: 0

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Yes, all her tweets and retweets that have survived since the butterfly picture.

Edit: oops no sorry a bunch are from before that, but scroll down to the butterfly picture in her likes and that's where today's bizarre like sesh starts.

Thank you, that’s what I thought!

It’s so odd. I feel like we need @Marmalade Atkins to explain that it’s actually totally normal behaviour from Jack, and that it’s happened many times before.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Gary Usher sounds ok, even tho the thing about choosing between an oven and some chairs sounds vaguely Jackish .. .but ... sticky walnut in ho(o)le sounds like something out of Porny Kitchen

 

[jenny2603]

Grand total of people who have ever suggested Jack's tattoos should exclude her from ballet: 0

You wouldn't know them they go to a different school with the people who tell her to shut her legs all the time.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Am I losing it or is the actual real Jack account now ”liking” lots of her own tweets?!

Yep. I reckon she's trying to sneak onto flying monkey's feeds for attention ("Jack Monroe liked this tweet") under the assumption the majority of her detractors don't follow her and aren't keeping an eye on her likes.

 

[FrankReagan]

Thank you, that’s what I thought!

It’s so odd. I feel like we need @Marmalade Atkins to explain that it’s actually totally normal behaviour from Jack, and that it’s happened many times before.

I see she’s liking all her ’I’m being threatened, I work so hard, it’s relentless, I do so much…’ tweets - I guess so that when the remaining jackolytes (eventually) wonder where she is, they have a handy reference point to remind them that she’s A SAINT and EVERYONE ELSE IS A BASTARD. And not to cancel their Patreon.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Did you see Fingers act suspiciously in any way, perhaps clasping a copy of Tin Can Cook and cackling "mine all mine"?

Cooking over live coals, using Veganish as tinder?

 

[PeepholePringle]

Jealous much?

I don't know why but this has ended me. Send obituarios.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Thank you, that’s what I thought!

It’s so odd. I feel like we need @Marmalade Atkins to explain that it’s actually totally normal behaviour from Jack, and that it’s happened many times before.

Very odd. No idea why she's done that

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I've skipped tit loads but has it been mentioned that the butterfly (sorry fluffaby butterfloof or what ever arseholeinsideoutcringe name) was very obviously not taken 'just now' in late September....I know a squigglefly commented but then back tracked/ tried to appease.
The flowers aren't fully blossoming so the photo is absolutely May/June to July latest.
Errghhhhh she boils my piss.
Gas lighting witch

 

[Snotbuster]

I know this was probably discussed when the study came out, but I took a look at the actual study (here: https://www.niesr.ac.uk/blog/take-it-economist-jack-monroes-argument-fair-one) Basically all it says is that changes in average values for groups of items can conceal large rises or large falls in the value of individual items in the group. To say that this is hardly a world-shattering finding would be overegging the pudding X 10,000 JM is not pointing out anything that anyone with a beginner knowledge of statistics or economics doesn't know already.

Yep. That's how averages work. Really makes you think. About how much money the think tank was paid for the analysis and how basic Jack's thots are. Even the deepest thots.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Not squigged because he's a public figure with 22k followers but Gary Usher is not happy about the parody account, though does acknowledge people want answers about "certain stuff".

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Hang on, she’s a public figure with a large public account/following who deliberately posts provocative, inciteful, triggering (and incompetent) tit. By that rationale, on a much larger scale are Trump parody accounts also bullying?

Maybe Gary could also call Jack out on her “on line bullying” in a very calculated way of people with tiny accounts who haven’t even directly interacted with her?! That’s a bleeping weird double standard you have there, Usher. And your message might have more resonance if you weren’t being so coy about the “certain stuff” too.

Edited cos I’m a tit and called him Tom.

 

[jenny2603]

Hang on, she’s a public figure with a large public account/following who deliberately posts provocative, inciteful, triggering (and incompetent) tit. By that rationale, on a much larger scale are Trump parody accounts also bullying?

Maybe Tom could also call Jack out on her “on line bullying” in a very calculated way of people with tiny accounts who haven’t even directly interacted with her?! That’s a bleeping weird double standard you have there, Usher. And your message might have more resonance if you weren’t being so coy about the “certain stuff” too.

I agree but still good to see even coy acknowledgement of "certain stuff" by an industry person. I bet there has been some SPICY CHAT in the WhatsApp.

PS: You've done a chaos and introduced a new Tom. We can't have any more Toms in the story.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Just read it in the shop or library, she won’t earn anything that way

Buy it on kindle then return for a refund stating 'poor quality' as the reason

I'm not sure on the suspected sock... I've read through tweets and I dunno, something about the usual sock tone is different, and it could well be someone who is trying to get people to suspect its a Jack sock. There's a lot of oddballs on twitter, especially in certain groups...

Also ch*z on t*z sets my teeth on edge, sorry canal.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

PS: You've done a chaos and introduced a new Tom. We can't have any more Toms in the story.

I’m in a serious Tom fuge state (Confirmed). His name’s Gary and I knoweth this! I fixed it and I will not send more Tom-os. We have enough Toms. I have self-WARNED.

ETA please do not send any more Garys though. I went out with one in school about 35ish years ago and he was a complete tit.

 

[Elthi86]

Gary Usher follows both TD and a north west foodie person who was taking the piss of Jack recently, so I suspect he knows exactly what's up.

He can definitely also cook.

 

[jenny2603]

A member of Comments Club is now following the suspected sock.

 

[MistyWindows]

What is her Instagram? I wonder if she’s blocked me as I can’t find it when I look for it?
I don’t know why as I don’t interact with her.
Also, has the group seen this? I’m on a different time zone with a tit internet connection so you may have:
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That Bellend Bacon and Cum slop makes me laugh whenever I see it, the bits of brie laying there on top
It’s actually amazing that she’s still digging this hole, can’t knock her for determination.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Grand total of people who have ever suggested Jack's tattoos should exclude her from ballet: 0

Yeah but being very short and busty is usually a no-no.
Not for Jack of course. Her dream of a career in non-professional ballet classes was crushed by her sleeve tats.