Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.
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Oh, I meant the VBI.venison bloat?
No need to panic; she hasn't been spreading a new kind of animal flu.
Why do I still find this funny?
Who the duckcalls it chiz on tiz?!? Is this a down south aneurysm for me
Yes. It’s the same as mine. It’s my dog walking coat. I did love it and now I have to burn it.
Then again one of the girls at work described me as ‘a proper mom’ today so I feel like I should be in a Joules raincoat because I have no edgy coolness to worry about. 
Lived down south for a long time-never heard either chiz or tiz!
Her daft followers are bonkers 
Trying to ban the good old tradition of lampooning and gentle ridicule. Honestly sad times if twitter ever bowed to this nonsense. You are allowed to laugh at people for duck sake.
Trying to ban the good old tradition of lampooning and gentle ridicule. Honestly sad times if twitter ever bowed to this nonsense. You are allowed to laugh at people for duck sake.
Cause you're imaging tiny Jack in her huge Bungalow with stairs as she's rage punching the keyboard to type as one of her socks..
Maybe that's just me though...
Me too. She'd read about as much of it as she had the Georgia Church Suppers book!
I'd rather eat this than the dire roast potatoes BUT 'chiz on tiz'?? Are we sure this isn't Jack? I've never heard that before.
Don't worry dearheart. You are still cool. And you will be until you buy a head torch and fleece lined croc style gardening clogs. Then POOF! Any lingering coolness is goneWait, hang on, are Joules raincoats not cool?!?I’ve just worn mine on a very rainy school run. I had previously thought I was cool but I bought a hot water bottle yesterday and I’m thinking of buying an emergency torch and OH MY GOD IM NOT COOL
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Imagine going to the effort of changing your banner thingy and then covering part of the quote.
What a sloppy clown
I think it says, Jack Monroe's argument is a fucked one...
That poor covered up word. It’s just like Mike Wazowski in Monsters Inc.
I think the most egregious thing about that article is that the author talks about "Monroe's work", as if she'd done anything more than a back of the envelope calculation, a bunch of moany tweets, and a beg for old receipts. She made a point,an observation, which wasn't even original or surprising to economists. It's hardly "work".
I imagine her going off on one like whatsherface from Eastenders. Pulling down curtains and swiping tit of sideboards. It's great
.Sounds like somebody middle class pretending to be working class so who bleeping knows
Blue tick is not impressed. I find the whole "this isn't funny" argument to be pretty ineffective. Probably because it really is funny.
Full disclosure: I have both of those things but my clogs are not fleece-lined. Rectifying that one asap.Don't worry dearheart. You are still cool. And you will be until you buy a head torch and fleece lined croc style gardening clogs. Then POOF! Any lingering coolness is gone
True, and it's making Jack supporters so angry.Sounds like somebody middle class pretending to be working class so who bleeping knows
Blue tick is not impressed. I find the whole "this isn't funny" argument to be pretty ineffective. Probably because it really is funny.
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There's comedic value in their flouncing. Person commenting has a blue tick but I've never heard of them. Will have to Google...ETA: Apparently she's a film critic. Brief scan of her Twitter shows that she has some overlap with JM, but hopefully not much.
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Honestly I don’t know how the squigs can say parody Jack isn’t funny. It’s HILARIOUS.
Susie is going to come through tomorrow for us with her word of the day. Go on Susie, you know you want to!
Are you going to be #thrifty and line them with the contents of your hoover bag?
You will have warm feet and be able to do hands free running, or in my case an awkward waddle, in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse.
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