I was that grey at 29, 7 years later I’m still not fully grey, around the 70% mark.
Haha. What a thought!
A lot of them also seem quite paranoid. Maybe she's picked up some conspiracy theorist followers somehow.Is that Jack 2edgy5u Monroe in a Joules raincoat?
Famine? Frangipane? Fishbone? I need to knowImagine going to the effort of changing your banner thingy and then covering part of the quote.
What a sloppy clown
I think it says, Jack Monroe's argument is a fucked one...
Flying pig? Final straw?Famine? Frangipane? Fishbone? I need to know
After Salman Rushdie was attacked, I think some book festivals did put on extra security/contact authors to reassure them about existing security in place. If Hastings had any extra security in place for the event it would have been because of that, and not because someone who'd cooked one of Jack's recipes decided they wanted their money back, with menaces.I'm not sure we'd captured the full thread on this quote tweet of parody Jack, by a Jack Stan. Did we know about the claims of additional security at Hastings festival? Presumably of the private kind and not celebrity po po or MI5.Didn't turn up you say?! #tossers
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‘Are you Lumpyspaceprincess from Tattle?’ they whisper. ‘Thank you for everything you do and for bringing all different body sized space princesses into the public consciousness.’
Wait, hang on, are Joules raincoats not cool?!?
I’ve just worn mine on a very rainy school run. I had previously thought I was cool but I bought a hot water bottle yesterday and I’m thinking of buying an emergency torch and OH MY GOD IM NOT COOLFacile!Flying pig? Final straw?
It’s also available on bbc soundsSorry, bringing this over from last thread because I didn't reply in time.
Thank you for sharing that wonderful, hideous extract.Have an owl + some champagne.
When you say 'from potatoes' I'm assuming you mean that some potatoes wrote the article? Poor things.
Someone on a previous thread compared her to Adrian Mole iirc. In The Wilderness Years, he's working on a novel called Lo! The Flat Hills of My Homeland. It's atrocious but he obviously thinks it's a work of genius and we're given glimpses of this work-in-progress throughout the book. I'll have to find some quotes because it's 100% something Jack would write.
I started going grey at 17, was fully grey by 30. Not a good look in the 80's. Grey is very resistant to dye, boxes didn't do it for me. After 10 days I had a noticeable badger stripe. Top tip: I used to fill it in with mascara.
AND EVERYONE CLAPPED.
work all day. Julian Clary once. Indeed very tall and GORGEOUS. I swooned. And he was very pleasant and kind. I agree that Jack is taller than she tediously and unnecessarily claims.The alt-right wankers didn't turn up BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST you thick twit! Did she show the organisers the "threatening messages" hm? Because she didn't show anybody else.I'm not sure we'd captured the full thread on this quote tweet of parody Jack, by a Jack Stan. Did we know about the claims of additional security at Hastings festival? Presumably of the private kind and not celebrity po po or MI5.
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venison bloat?Flying pig? Final straw?
Edit: Just noticed that none of those words end in 'ne'. That's disappointing. I was hoping to find an economist being driven mad by Jack's Venison Bloat Illness.
You need to use the "I" word as well ~VBI~venison bloat?
