Back when JM was on the lesbian message board and we met her, before she had her son, maybe 13 years ago, she said she was doing some modelling with a bloke who was a friend, she posted some pics, the ones I remember were in mens suits and wedding dresses. None of us thought it was real modelling, more to help her mate. But she shared pics of course.SBs step mum has referenced her past modelling frequently and her MUA type activities. Jack has simply adopted these as her own life experiences, to the point of attempted one-upping of step-mum on the same FB makeup page at same/similar times over the past 4 years at least.
SBs step mum is a very pretty, quirky lady with a great talent for MUArtistry.
The green (quality-street wrapper) eyed monster at play?
Makes you think
Christ, I think I'd give my business partner a heart attack!! He's used to seeing me in jeans and a hoodie or a boiler suit!Will you be posing atop said sideboard in an old grey bra Jack style?
That hair is worse than when Ol’ Bridge went on a mini break in Daniel Cleaver’s convertible on a windy day, and she did it deliberately?!View attachment 1628771
And here she is explaining she had her 7 year old taking pics of her...in a bra and dungarees. None of her fawning FB group fans question that.
Speaking as a 5ft 10 and F cup frau who is overweight...38E doesn’t sound very smol pixie-ish? Surely she’d just topple over trying to balance the rest of her elfin frame?
That's the very same one. They also snarked this banger at someone and it really made me think, sunshine.Is that the sameusing a phrase beloved of Jack and her ’s - don’t threaten me with a good time.
Because I’ve noticed that one <cough> who has also snarked at Molly sooooo… bit suss.
I also remember her saying it was Allegra that said that, and that was from before I was that interested in her but it always stuck in my head, then once again she changed her storyBut this is what I mean about her retconning. I 100% remember her trailing Allegra as the one who objected to her transitioning. Allegra was tit babe. But Jack received pushback and reframed it as a previous ex. She's thanking Allegra because she absolutely needs to keep her on side for so many reasons. Seriously, believing Jack's words on this isn't the way to go.
' it was £45 from the local auction house' is the new muddy puddle for sideboards.I came over all Jack today and bought a sideboard. For work purposes. Help!!
The one redeeming point is that it was £45 from the local auction house, not Cotswold Co. Phew, I may not be Jack after all. Just hope it fits in the van when I go and pick it up tomorrow and there's someone to help me load it because unlike the smol pixie I can't shift 96kg pieces of furniture by myself...
Likely to be for SBs dad's early days portfolio, which step mum has done quite a bit of work for since.Back when JM was on the lesbian message board and we met her, before she had her son, maybe 13 years ago, she said she was doing some modelling with a bloke who was a friend, she posted some pics, the ones I remember were in mens suits and wedding dresses. None of us thought it was real modelling, more to help her mate. But she shared pics of course.
I read that as wholesome growler and this is how I shall refer to it from now on...whoops!growler sounds simultaneously wholesome and filthy
Hi you NEFARIOUS BASTARDS. it’s ME. I’ve hacked into FrankReagan’s account as I’m a computer whiz. Did it on my Nokia after I finished my last Snake game.That hair is worse than when Ol’ Bridge went on a mini break in Daniel Cleaver’s convertible on a windy day, and she did it deliberately?!
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Also getting her kid to take pics of her posing in her bra? Who is she, Pound Shop Liz Hurley?!
'Perm'?New Minions film looks shit.
No but Badger willWill you be posing atop said sideboard in an old grey bra Jack style?
Imagine trying to explain why you're shopping online for a saggy grey sports bra!Christ, I think I'd give my business partner a heart attack!! He's used to seeing me in jeans and a hoodie or a boiler suit!
It can never happen because there is no possible way for all the versions of Jack to be incorporated into one 'story'.I just wish Jackie gal will hurry up and write their autobiography so we can then have all the new answers for the old questions.
can you actually imagine if her publishers have is this to pour over?
I wonder what the title could be?
Preposterous Tales In The Life Of Jack Monroe.I just wish Jackie gal will hurry up and write their autobiography so we can then have all the new answers for the old questions.
can you actually imagine if her publishers have is this to pour over?
I wonder what the title could be?
Apparently she owned the wedding dresses...Back when JM was on the lesbian message board and we met her, before she had her son, maybe 13 years ago, she said she was doing some modelling with a bloke who was a friend, she posted some pics, the ones I remember were in mens suits and wedding dresses. None of us thought it was real modelling, more to help her mate. But she shared pics of course.
I’m 5’2.394827392, a size 8-10 and a 30FF. The band is a tad tight and the fucker is shipped off as soon as soon as I’m home. BoB saved me.Ditto, and it all depends on the band size really! Exposing my naivete but I recently learned that a D doesn't always mean you have massive boobs, its all about the difference between the band and the bust! That said, I doubt she's a 38E, that's quite broad and she looks like a size 12 max in most pics?
Patreon GamesPreposterous Tales In The Life Of Jack Monroe.
Would it be possible to have The Story Of Jack According to The Guardian and then ditto According to Sainsburys/ her twitter 2013 story/ insta as of 2018 etc? Like a Jack Testaments, Bible style (other religions are available, not all on a Friday or Saturday though if you're on a grunk)It can never happen because there is no possible way for all the versions of Jack to be incorporated into one 'story'.
Lie alert. Steaming ‘vintage’ wedding dresses isn’t advisable bridal fraus. (all eras and fabrics are of course, interchangeable)
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