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That Forensic Man
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Geetbo
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Agatha Grifty. Deceased.Agatha Grifty thinks she’swhere she lives in my head, rent free? Jack you live in my iPad where I am aghast at your latest nonsense, day after day for about 2 years now.
I’m praying for a plot twist reveal that Tom Potato Legend is behind the parody account!
Cucumberthunder
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Not sure she's ever spoken up for women other than Jack? She made the Sarah Everard case all about her.
Jelly Bean
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'very, very carefully, using a spatula, remove the pancake and turn it over'
Or in normal parlance, not to meet some word count criteria and trying to appear cheffy - 'turn it over'.
RinsingHoops
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Nooo, the hats have gone! I changed my pic just to see Lorraine in a hat!
Quite a stormy day on Instagram. Not a good way to ease back into SM, or maybe it was. Does it matter? As long as she’s getting Patreon money does she really care?
Was trying to explain the JM saga to Mr Hoops who was singularly unimpressed but not for the reasons I expected. His take was that she is basically playing a character, doing a Lorraine Kelly if you will (she got out of a large tax bill when the judge stated she was playing a persona of herself, a theatrical artist. This meant she could be classed as self employed and therefore agent payments were tax deductible).. If this entire chaotic smol pixie circus is an illusion then it could explain why her family and friends are not intervening. They know it is all an act and as long as the money flows in no one cares.
Quite a stormy day on Instagram. Not a good way to ease back into SM, or maybe it was. Does it matter? As long as she’s getting Patreon money does she really care?
Was trying to explain the JM saga to Mr Hoops who was singularly unimpressed but not for the reasons I expected. His take was that she is basically playing a character, doing a Lorraine Kelly if you will (she got out of a large tax bill when the judge stated she was playing a persona of herself, a theatrical artist. This meant she could be classed as self employed and therefore agent payments were tax deductible).. If this entire chaotic smol pixie circus is an illusion then it could explain why her family and friends are not intervening. They know it is all an act and as long as the money flows in no one cares.
Valiofthedolls
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I was thinking about that earlier. Those times in 2015 and 2018 she flounced off Twitter forever because ‘Trolls and relentless abuse’, she got multiple articles in the national press and a mountain of blue tick love.
This time? IIRC, a lone Pink News article (that they deleted, right?). Even Ol Lurchio has gone to ground.
Mr Krabs
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usefullyuseless
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Wow, stellar editing there Bluebird. Personally I don't want to think about ovaries, arteries or Elvis dying on the toilet when I'm making dinner so that's a brave decision to leave that in.
LadyGarden
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Good afternoon ninnies.
Jacks glorious return to social media is going well I see.
Send defibrillator-os for her online credibility.
Jacks glorious return to social media is going well I see.
Send defibrillator-os for her online credibility.
Captainmouse
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OwlChampagne
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When I first started reading here I wondered why so many of you had chosen awful selfies as your profile pictures before it dawned on me they were actually all of JM
(in my defense, they're really tiny on my phone)She doesn't look like the same person one minute to the next!
jenny2603
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Almost as important, people are treating the flying morons with the contempt they deserve which tends to send them packing. Take note, anyone who ever finds themselves under attack. They absolutely cannot handle anyone laughing at them. Just like Mumma Jack.What was the daft sod thinking promoting the parody account
They've gained about a thousand followers since this morning.
She needs to accept she has lost control of twitter. Yes she still has her increasingly strange supporters but more and more people are just openly laughing at her humourless pomposity
BlendedSlop
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And then she gave up any pretense of subtlety and came up with "Fuck Me Sauce."
Valiofthedolls
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Hey, Jack!
TOOT TOOT!
TOOT TOOT!
Mr Krabs
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Well she wrote an entire recipe for a prune smoothie with an intro that implied it’d make you shit yourself, so a bit of veg wanking seems on-brand for her.‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
Also, remember the days where she tried to go all Nigella with the sexy food names. Come to Bed Carbonara. Boak.
ChickenPorridge
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Ffs how does she continue to get even more embarrassing it's truly a skill 
That pic! The comb over, the black & white filter, the hand on hip, the tripod setup, the blatant editing. It's so Bebo stunner 2006 The "I'm not back" when clearly you're back and have been desperate to do so since the second you deactivated. We've been here before so many times it's so cringe
That pic! The comb over, the black & white filter, the hand on hip, the tripod setup, the blatant editing. It's so Bebo stunner 2006 The "I'm not back" when clearly you're back and have been desperate to do so since the second you deactivated. We've been here before so many times it's so cringe
Jelly Bean
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Yes she is a laughing stock on twitter. A punchline to jokes about awful food and bizarre economy tips.
No blue tickers helping her out at all.
She could've ridden out the awful roasties, but she had to weigh in ridiculously going on about disabilities and bullying. Showing absolutely nil sense of humour or perspective.
Numpty.
Valiofthedolls
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To all those experiencing her poetry for the first time, you are most welcome. Thank(space)me for all I do. Send Paypalos.
Also send someone to do my real job for me while I tit about on here.
ETA I like it when she stops talking about the daily mail and gets to her second poem which she’s clearly EXTRAORDINARILY pleased with and knows off by heart, so she can really get into ‘emoting’ it.
I find it hard to think of another person with so little talent and aptitude for so many other things but yet an unshakable belief in her own ‘specialness’ and as some sort of anointed one. Singing, writing, poetry, cooking, presenting.
She sees a world-changing unique and special talent. I see a dumpster fire pile-up with someone spraying petrol and flaming shit all over it.
Also send someone to do my real job for me while I tit about on here.
ETA I like it when she stops talking about the daily mail and gets to her second poem which she’s clearly EXTRAORDINARILY pleased with and knows off by heart, so she can really get into ‘emoting’ it.
I find it hard to think of another person with so little talent and aptitude for so many other things but yet an unshakable belief in her own ‘specialness’ and as some sort of anointed one. Singing, writing, poetry, cooking, presenting.
She sees a world-changing unique and special talent. I see a dumpster fire pile-up with someone spraying petrol and flaming shit all over it.
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