Erm you haven’t delivered my last order yet! What is this, Jack’s Patreon?
Now fuck off x
Erm you haven’t delivered my last order yet! What is this, Jack’s Patreon?You lot are.
I'm not.
I'm bastard.
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I lost the password.Erm you haven’t delivered my last order yet! What is this, Jack’s Patreon?
Now fuck off x
Looks like you found an apostrophe though, how could you possibly take a break from your 100 hour weeks of full time bastardry to do that??You lot are.
I'm not.
I'm bastard.
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Two weeks ago my fat Mediterranean arse, surely?BIB For thread title? Both for the succinct hilarity but mostly because of this lovely dog.
I thought she punched her older brotherThere's a recent photo of them stood next to each other on Big Dave's Facebook and it's so awkward
At Christmas, for repeating the famous “should have kept your legs closed” line that Portillo and random train passengers often hiss at herI thought she punched her older brother
Arse is a swear, we got all the titles taken off the early Becky Holt threads coz we called her Becky BumholeTwo weeks ago my fat Mediterranean arse, surely?
(and don’t call me Shirley)
'Where I meet up with people who I'm supporting with various things'?! She couldn't 'support' a piss up in a brewery! FFS.I’m up with a coughand a chaos is happening in real time
Jack has always been terrible with money. For those who haven't seen it before:And she has expensive tastes across the board. She’s clearly a sucker for being influenced and trends, she loves designer clothes and jewellery, she likes art and buying books, sideboards, crockery, spoons etc forever. It must be compulsive because most people who’ve experienced THE POVERTY are a bit more circumspect and choosy when it comes to the choices chosen and tend not to fritter.if she wasn’t such a massive dick she could’ve been quite an interesting person to follow. The poverty larp was misjudged from the very beginning-she chose the one thing she clearly has no skills in and it showed. If she’d gone with clothes and objets at least she’d have had a genuine love for her topic and could’ve indulged her love of dress up.
Fancy a Sunday morning giggle? Go to TikTok and search 'Sons of Atticus'- Jack Monroe: I'm not techy enough to post it, sorry.
'Tis her theme tune
Oh dear. That's it, no escape now you know...Yeah not gonna lie, I've told myself to stop four times and I've signed up and started commenting during that time.
So far I've been in 2 'support groups' where the person supposedly running the show ended up using the people attending as their personal therapists and sounding boards. I can very much see this happening if Jack tried to 'support' anyone.Maybe the fellowship meetings are at the coffee shop. Multitasking, don't you know.....
Was this when she sold everything including her light bulbs and her son’s dinosaur during The Poverty? Did she use “A Girl Called Jack” before her first book? I am a confused Frau.Jack has always been terrible with money. For those who haven't seen it before:
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Just imagine acquiring all that shit at the age of 24.
(Also, what kind of weirdo is buying designer crockery in their early 20s? This isn't even a middle class vs working class thing, it's just Jack being bizarre.)
Oh my god she has the lyrics from a song in The Little Mermaid. She thought she was a little mermaid just swimming around acquiring treasure.Jack has always been terrible with money. For those who haven't seen it before:
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Just imagine acquiring all that shit at the age of 24.
(Also, what kind of weirdo is buying designer crockery in their early 20s? This isn't even a middle class vs working class thing, it's just Jack being bizarre.)
Personally I don't. I think they're likely autistic at a guess- as I tend to do similarly- and were just genuinely scared for the dog's health. Jack is just a revolting piece of work.I do feel like the FD person posting multiple times on the post was excessive and intended to get the reaction it did. Hey bear, here's my stick, poke, poke, poke.
She's just too easy to bait, you'd think she'd learn. Just delete, block and maybe say "doggo does look a bit scruffy but booked in with a pro next week! (My poor wallet send cash)"
It's just like the potatoes, she's got one tool in her box - escalate!
When this all comes out and due diligence is done, this interminable, beautiful thread will be named and famed for its genuinely balanced critical approach. I’ve dipped my toe in other threads on here and have to say I’ve been appalled by most of them. This one stands out as fair, thorough and fucking funny. I’ve paid good money to see comedians who are 90% less funny than you lot. Keep up the good work my darlings.Jack really has painted us as nefarious, mendacious, trolls to the Hellsite, and I think it's lovely every time a new frau is genuinely surprised by how much we're not. We're good ninnies really.
As if Jack does anything else!
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