702 patreons. This is the most fun I’ve had on a Saturday night in ages (I’m old).
And there was me using my very un-fancy egg timer that has yet to do me wrong.Credit to @Marmalade Atkins for the receipt for that.
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I've been forced to eat my eggs raw whilst I wait for her instructions. It's all too complicated. Last time I tried to boil an egg, I accidentally tweeted a load of nonsense and ordered an obscenely expensive sideboard instead.
See, all ‘celebs’ have a hotline to celebrity PoPo squad right there on the desk and a scale for weighing MSG (just out of shot).
Yes another one has sashayed away. Must go below 700 before midnight702 patreons. This is the most fun I’ve had on a Saturday night in ages (I’m old).
As others have said, Jack is getting angry all the time isn't she?
I can't decide if it's because she's not getting the fawning attention she thinks she deserves, or because everywhere she goes, there's now no escaping people calling her out.
Her accountant who didn’t manage to submit her accounts for two years leaving her ineligible for furloughing her PA when covid broke and led to HMRC forcing the company to be dissolved seems to be especially shit!!!She's surrounded by so many literal experts except her three therapists on speed dial who are quite obviously, shit at what they do.
YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY NICE THINGS JACK INCLUDING YOUR DOG AND SON YOU SELF-PITY ING TWAT
Has she ... just twittified, on instagram?
Probably thinks she’s being REALLY edgy.The song si just childish
Took me a second to realise she wasn't talking about a dog hereCredit to @Marmalade Atkins for the receipt for that.
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I've been forced to eat my eggs raw whilst I wait for her instructions. It's all too complicated. Last time I tried to boil an egg, I accidentally tweeted a load of nonsense and ordered an obscenely expensive sideboard instead.
I managed to have my own mini-chaos, and buggered up my quoting and editingOr her apology to Jamie Oliver, David Cameron, David Walliams, the elderly Tory lady, the 800+ people who have supported her on Patreon, her kickstarter backers, anyone her flying monkeys have hounded off Twitter, any of the work commitments she hasn’t shown up for, every minority group whose identity she has appropriated, @MancBee who she clearly wants to stop breathing with her stuffing soup monstrosity. I could go on but I’m TIRED.
ETA I have reported the most recent post on insta, squig may have created the account solely to complain about Contents fur but Jack is a disgrace for tagging them to cause a pile on. Nasty, horrid bully.
We really need to rename her Enabler Friend or Doormat.Don't know if this has been noticed, spaniel friend
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Dancing and Singing perhaps?Bring on the dancing slopgibbon. We wish to be amused.
I had such high hopes for Spaniel friend, tooWe really need to rename her Enabler Friend or Doormat.
A cafe she goes to several times a week with a food bank donation point (can someone local triangulate if such a place exists?) whilst being too poors to donate or afford more than £20 on food for herselfHmm.
I guess our definitely existing dog groomer has 2 jobs. They groom dogs as side-hustle to cafe job.
When Jack goes to the cafe with the dog, she sees the groomer who would say something if dog needed a trim/brush.
They don't so everything is fine. Shut up.
Jolly good. Then Jack will have given Content a nice bath so her coat doesn't look sticky and greasy thenDon't know if this has been noticed, spaniel friend
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She treats her like shit and only pays her attention when absolutely nobody left - poor spanielWe really need to rename her Enabler Friend or Doormat.
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