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So in just this one room, to reiterate
£1,200 of chairs
£849 table
£399 window bench
£3,827 in dressers That is £6,175 in just this furniture alone. In just one room. Patreon and PayPal pays, suckas! She has well over ten grand’s Cotswold furniture just in pics she’s posted online. But she’s so skint she has to look at it in Stygian solar lit gloom.
There’s also a shitload more expensive dishware on those shelves these days too. This is her at that table on BBC a couple of months back. No wonder she looks so fucking smug- it ain’t just the Botox and fillers that’s for sure.
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards £110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,000 dining chairs (similar)
Total: £16,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
View attachment 1612125
So in just this one room, to reiterate
£1,200 of chairs
£849 table
£399 window bench
£3,827 in dressers
That is £6,175 in just this furniture alone. In just one room. Patreon and PayPal pays, suckas!
There’s also a shitload more expensive dishware on those shelves these days too. This is her at that table on BBC a couple of months back View attachment 1612149
And, I am sure (where it's from) the birdcage lampshade from Graham and Green which is £425. And she added greenery to it.
Oh, and the snake shape test tube vases... View attachment 1612031
£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
“Gifted” kitchen aid £300 or more, now ruined by rose gold spray paint
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers £1,200 kendal dining chairs
£425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
£65 test tube vases
£499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
£599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
£699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
£300 kitchen aid
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
£499 Dyson fan
£65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
£60 squatty potty
£535 custom captain's chair
£110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Total: £22,063
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
many wigs
plastic flower headdress phase
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
Multiple phones
Emin
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers £1,200 kendal dining chairs
£425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
£65 test tube vases
£499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
£599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
£699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
£300 kitchen aid
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
£499 Dyson fan
£65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
£60 squatty potty
£535 custom captain's chair
£110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Total: £22,063
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
many wigs
plastic flower headdress phase
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
Multiple phones
Emin
I’m not poor now, but I had two periods of genuinely extreme hardup-edness (like £12.50 for a week of food, no leeway for anything except bills etc, heinous rent) and both of them gave me a huge aversion to spending money on things for myself, even now that I could afford to. I still won’t spend that much money on things it makes me feel sick. Drives my OH (he hasn’t LEFT yet) mad when I buy cheap stuff (he has more Monroe Tastes) So I genuinely don’t think she’s ever been as hard up as she claims, purely for that. If she was so terrified of the pov coming back she would have saved her money rather than spanking it on ridiculously overpriced furniture.
I agree. My dad was always self-employed and even if he had a reasonably good year he was ALWAYS terrified of spending any money on any non-essentials in case the next year was worse. My parents lived as frugally as is possible, and still have that 'blitz' mentality. We're also broke/ self-employed, but we are a *little* more reckless in that I'm scared of forgetting to actually LIVE in amongst the financial paranoia. But it's more on trying to actually DO things with the kids now and then.
That's a very low estimate for some things including the makeup e.g. three of her lipsticks were Chanel and would cost at least £85-£90 combined. Pretty sure she has some Le Creuset in there as well and I'm sure I read on one of the threads that she bought a £300 suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot?
Why are all her light fittings covered in foliage?! There's no need to create all these fire hazards from fake plants, especially when you have an actual garden!
OMG yes! Was served grey slop by a Cafe Rouge (We always call them Cafe Rude- due to the waiters being gits) once under the title 'mushroom soup'. It was vile and the tea cups and pot were chipped and extremely grimy too.
Has Jack ever worked at a Cafe Rude, do we know?
It's as though she substituted the chairs as a sign of quirkiness or poverty but just forgot the rest of the place shouts financial security and bourgeois tastes.
This is exactly it - I don’t agree with people who say oh why make your rental nice as everyone deserves a gorge home, but buying SO many incredibly large pieces of furniture for a rental home blows my mind… but when you think about it she has no reason not to believe that her next home will be bigger and better because she’s come from such a wealthy family. Like her income will likely be in line with if not more her parents’ combined PAYE roles so of course she’d end up in a 5+ bed house that would fit all this in. She’s too dumb to clock this isn’t really the way the economy has gone for our gen but hey
OMG yes! Was served grey slop by a Cafe Rouge (We always call them Cafe Rude- due to the waiters being gits) once under the title 'mushroom soup'. It was vile and the tea cups and pot were chipped and extremely grimy too.
Has Jack ever worked at a Cafe Rude, do we know?
If you’re bored of counting her stuff, I was watching the cringy Edinburgh interview and my general technical incompetence when I paused it led to YouTube autoplaying this earlier guardian interview.
Despite her crossly saying a couple of weeks ago that she went hungry but SB never did, that isn’t what she says here. She also says she couldn’t afford to buy him shoes
I’m sure venerable canal Fraus have already seen this but as a new Frau, the poverty cosplay in real time is mesmerising (and not in a good way)
If you’re bored of counting her stuff, I was watching the cringy Edinburgh interview and my general technical incompetence when I paused it led to YouTube autoplaying this earlier guardian interview.
Despite her crossly saying a couple of weeks ago that she went hungry but SB never did, that isn’t what she says here. She also says she couldn’t afford to buy him shoes
I’m sure venerable canal Fraus have already seen this but as a new Frau, the poverty cosplay in real time is mesmerising (and not in a good way)
She said on one of the other articles/ interviews that she 'sold his shoes' too.
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