Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

[Just Lou]

Don’t forget the light fitting
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What is that? Actually, do I want to know?!

 

[houseofhoop]

Wait ... what? Fake grass light fitting - what fresh hell is this?!


I'm pleased to see that Jack twitter isn't all about the dire potatoes. Conversations are being had about non-tuber-related matters as well.


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This thing x

 

[MooBelle]

And how much it costs to rent.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

There's no bulbs in those light fittings though, remember? She can't afford light.

There are bulbs, but they're solar ones intended for the garden

 

[JombleWomble]

Yeah from ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME to meme meme meme meme probably wasn’t the ‘career move’ she was going for when she unleashed HH2 and the multiple self inflicted chaoses/chaosi in its wake.
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Had to take it a solar-lit rattle too far though, didn’t she.

ETA at least she had clean hands at one point though. Must have been before she ran out of shower gel and shampoo, oh and became ‘Mediterranean’ or whatever that shit excuse for filthy hands she pulled out of her (also Mediterranean) arse was.

Just in case it hasn't already been suggested, "A solar-lit rattle too far" gets my vote for thread title!

 

[BurgerLaBill]

So does she have a drawer full of knobs AND a drawer full of cocks? Does someone more knowledgeable than me want to have a go at pricing up the cocks as you did so well with the knobs?

About £35 a cock. And about £60k per annum for Jack.

 

[SpudYouHate]

I once ate soup this colour in a cafe. I don't know how to

Spoiler

but let's just say my digestion system didn't process tge soup

OMG yes! Was served grey slop by a Cafe Rouge (We always call them Cafe Rude- due to the waiters being gits) once under the title 'mushroom soup'. It was vile and the tea cups and pot were chipped and extremely grimy too.
Has Jack ever worked at a Cafe Rude, do we know?

 

[Julia Edwards]

Let's not forget the £158 orange nike trainers that she bought for going to Asda her running club phase

To match the club! Critical.

 

[TragicSweetPotatoes]

They still follow each other on Insta.

You are truly a font of knowledge!

 

[JombleWomble]

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This is such a strange space. To me it looks like an upper middle-class, magazine-shoot kitchen, fully aspirational and comfortably spenny, apart from the bizarre addition of the school chairs.

It's as though she substituted the chairs as a sign of quirkiness or poverty but just forgot the rest of the place shouts financial security and bourgeois tastes.

Why are all her light fittings covered in foliage?! There's no need to create all these fire hazards from fake plants, especially when you have an actual garden!

 

[Hollaaa]

I'll do it. Hang on...

 

[FlirtyThirty]

She does have a bit of a poo fixation doesn't she? Sticky Brown Poo, Prune Poo ...

It’s because she knows her food is shit.

 

[Captainmouse]

I can see why Marms recognised some of the knobs.
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Also, there is a new film coming out. I don't think it's suitable for kids though. I heard there is a lot of swearing and sex involving burgers.
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So much detail, much hilarity

 

[MavisBeacon]

Nah. Them chairs is spenny as fuck. £300 per pair, so £1200 for the set.
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But they look so uncomfortable!!we bought lovely padded faux leather ones from Dunelm - about £80 each and they're comfy as fuck. Not the cheapest, but so nice to sit and loll after a yummy dinner.

 

[Doddery old dear]

She probably uses DAZ for the washing up. It is an old trick but like everything not needed of you already have the thing to do the job.

My dear old mum used to use daz for washing up but fairy snow for the clothes !

 

[Captainmouse]

,

Is it common for people on the breadline to have a skipful of antique door knobs? Asking for a friend.

you don’t want to enquire about the contents of some of her drawers!

 

[MooBelle]

So if the drawers are all full of rusty spoons, knobs and cocks at least we now know why she needs so many fucking matching baskets on the top of every cupboard, dresser and set of shelves in every room. They’re to store all the shit that should be in the drawers.

(Those dozens of stupid matching baskets of a different style in every room are truly, truly my aneurysm. My favourite ones are the snake charming 45 quid ones from JL. Of which she has at least 7 or 8 if I remember correctly)

Spoiler: Aneurysm

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Thank(space)you for letting me get that off my chest (without your consent).

PS the fire-hazard-makes-my-teeth-itch clutter to which the baskets contribute is also my aneurysm,
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but just to be clear, the baskets themselves are my main aneurysm

Those are the fugly curtains she moved to the stair window!
Actually, they're not fugly, they're just plain horrible.

 

[SpudYouHate]

Sadly true.
And then she takes photos of the spoons in the boots and flogs the pictures on her website.
I wish I were making this up.

Evidence:
Actually, are we sure she didn't choose the 'boostrap' title JUST so she could showcase this pic?! Or did this come after?

 

[AyiaKnacker]

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Seems unlikely, given he only had one testicle beyond the Albert Hall boundary.

 

[ChastityDingle]

How on earth has she even made bubble bath? You need sodium laurel sulphate for bubbles. That wouldn't be cheap to just order. Is she a chemist now? It's so baffling.

From boiled soap... sorry ... as if all that faff and using a slow cooker would be any cheaper than buying it on offer in any number of shops.