Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff

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Same! Can’t keep up and want to know
She said two of her friends were in ICU a few weeks ago,
now she says two are dead, although one topped himself, so for someone with seemingly very few friends there are at least three who she says she is seriously worried about or grieving for
 
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BIB Same dear heart, same.
 
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It's true. She said they were shit and refused to make them one Christmas dinner despite LJC and SB being big roastie fans. Sadistic twat. That was the one true frau collective aneurysm
So, she doesn't like them, so refuses to boil/roast them for Christmas dinner for those who would like them? Jeez. I don't eat meat but I cook a turkey on Christmas day for the others. And as for potatoes, we have roasties AND luxurily creamed mash at Christmas. What a selfish little madam she is.
 
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Add in Tom being attacked by the FMs and not giving a and it's been a perfect storm really.
 
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Sorry last screen shot I promise but this was proper owl champagne for me.

 
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I'm putting the kettle on and cancelling my plans.
Seriously guys, i literally have so much shit to do. I wanna be here but

Wonder if i could tell everyone in my house i have an important errand to run and play catch up in my local?! Joking of course.
 
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Today just made me think of this...



"Jack cult, you're shouting at potatoes."
 
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There's a great Scottish phrase about folk "getting their tatties", which is like saying karma is going to catch up with someone. We all know how much Jackie loves to lay on her Scottish roots. It really does look like Jack got her tatties after all.
 
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Yesterday's leftover roasties, cherry tomatoes and cold new potatoes going in with some chorizo. Love it when the canal syncs up.
You roasted them on a cooling down radiator, it seems?

Sorry, missed half of the last thread; did Jack say two friends died? And she was posting about her dog and butterflies?? Can someone link me to the screenshot please?
And is this separate from the two ICU pals?
Cor she’s a jinx isn’t she?!
 
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