So was I and mine are like a hand model's compared to themScuse me, I was born…around that time and my hands look nowhere near that decrepit! (Nor does my face but I do try and avoid the)
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Oh my god!!!!!! They're like jobbie sconesNo Ladies and Gentlemen, these are not chocolate chip cookies, but mini toad in the holesView attachment 1604893
Now I know what he used the thumbs and big toes for (from the bible of all places).No Ladies and Gentlemen, these are not chocolate chip cookies, but mini toad in the holes
Delia needs to get that snotty egg sitch sorted, too.
If someone accidentally offered you a 6 figure income cooking and writing about food, on the sly you would get lessons. you would learn how to cook so that when someone found you out they werent finding anything out. You'd get someone to teach you or at very least buy Delia's how to cook and start from scratch. Surely?
Honestly we had an entire afternoon of owl champagning from our lovely villa. Best entertainment I've had out of £3.99 since I bought a novelty vibrator
Evidently. I dont really know what to do with the picture of the squished up cookie mini toad in the holes. I dont quite know how an adult dared put it out in the first place.
CongeeSandwiches
Soup
Chocolate pudding
Basically anything with chicken in it
The confidence born of a hundred squigs telling her how marvellous she is at everything.
I'll tell you what makes you think...
She claims she works 100 hour weeks
Gladwell tells it, the rule goes like this: it takes 10,000 hours of intensive practice to achieve mastery of complex skills.
100 hours a week for 100 weeks.. she'd be a master cook...
As yet evidence is not forthcoming of mastery... So those 100 hours working ain't making practice recipes..
Stunt hair
I just went through some of the earlier cooking videos and the poster earlier is right. THese are not cooking videos. They are abut poverty porn. I use recipes from the Guardian all the time, its the only use that paper has, my nigel slater pancake recipe is a guardian recipe and I used Ruby Tandoh's sweetdough recipe for ages. These were never for cooking. They are puritanical poverty porn and its clear they are inedible but the people they are intended for are assumed not to have tastebuds, nutritional needs or the ability to cook. And nobody checked in a decade. Until Daily Kitchen and even then she had people congratulating her on social media.
FYI Jack, its not hard. Learn to make a bechamel, a batter, the basics of pastry, how to use eggs, and learn the basics. YOu'll love it. Its bleeping excellent being able to cook.
FYI Jack, its not hard. Learn to make a bechamel, a batter, the basics of pastry, how to use eggs, and learn the basics. YOu'll love it. Its bleeping excellent being able to cook.
I ... what?No Ladies and Gentlemen, these are not chocolate chip cookies, but mini toad in the holes
Holy duck I give up. Like, what worms in your head make you look at those and, rather than calling a priest to help you bury them at a crossroads at midnight, you take a photograph and put them on the internet so that innocent people can look at them and be traumatised for ever?
I also missed the flour listing
But I am a smol helpless pixie 4ft 10 inches (confirmed)
Please forgive me. Let me distract you with a random question.. what’s your favourite colour?
I think this might be the very worst thing she's done. Terrible.No Ladies and Gentlemen, these are not chocolate chip cookies, but mini toad in the holes
This literally almost brought a tear to my eye, it's so awful. HOW ?? How can it be so wrong, how can she have been getting away with it? I have no words.No Ladies and Gentlemen, these are not chocolate chip cookies, but mini toad in the holes
The squig who got a partial refund from patreon
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