Jack Monroe #403 It’s hard to believe anything Jack Monroe says anymore
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What? What do you do with those things to make something you can "thickly spread on bread or crackers"?
I feel ill just thinking about it.
BUt would a private company pay her for the haul? Or a political party use her. When she was recruited by Labour, its because they wanted someone who would discuss austerity without pointing out the policy that did it was shared by both Tories and Labour, someone who would shout mean old Tories and not notice Labour preventing discussion of it.
Yes, cut the manky bits off and the rest is fine, it’s not like illness causing microorganism loads are invisible to the naked eye.
This is the Chicken Porridge recipe
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Soooo you're having a bad day, and her idea of cheering yourself up is to cook a chicken thigh for an hour and then add it to porridge?
Apparently you cook the chicken in the oven then blend it with the vinegar and mayo.
Chicken with vinegar and mayo in oat porridge. Jack is an excellent slimming aid
She's the centre of attention and being worshipped.
Oh how disappointing, I thought the chicken would be grated.Apparently you cook the chicken in the oven then blend it with the vinegar and mayo.
There are apparently two separate recipes. One is where you do something unspeakable to a chicken thigh with the mayo and the vinegar, the other is where you do something equally unspeakable but it involves oats, not mayo or vinegar.
Never have I been more tempted to hit the "report" link on a post.Apparently you cook the chicken in the oven then blend it with the vinegar and mayo.
Was watching peep show last night and the little pixie is both jeremy and mark with the paranoia and self absoption of superhands.Big Suze is an eternally wonderful and lovely character from ‘ Peep Show’ who is very very posh and always always sees the good in people even when they are disgustingly vile
I wonder how Jack got on with her application to be a train driver?
Morning nefarious ninnies. I decided to have a Jack-free evening last night so didn't read here. Somehow I ended up grunking through some MN threads about her instead
It was heartening to see lots of people wising up to her shenanigans (and the thread being allowed to remain).Anyway, I can see that Jack has inserted herself into an oatmeal scandal on Twatter so I'm reverse grunking today. Some of her fans are idiots like the bloke claiming there's only around 600 cals in 1kg of oatmeal. A basic Google tells you otherwise.
On the upside at least here you are not wasting loads because chicken thighs are still quite cheap.
But thats a lot of porridge oats to waste on those recipes. I dont care how cheap porridge oats are, they did nothing to deserve being abused that way.
But thats a lot of porridge oats to waste on those recipes. I dont care how cheap porridge oats are, they did nothing to deserve being abused that way.
I thought this was Stephen FryHere is a daftie just for you.
Jack fantasizes that she is King Chaz.
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She looks verysmughumble here.
Jack thinks poors should eat Dickensian watery porridge with banana peels. Because she loves vegans so much, we get veg peels for Christmas dinner
A good point that Jack, 90% vegan, takes no notice of whatsoever. Someone, somewhere pays a cost: cheap meat is the worst of all foods (& heavily subsidised, another thing she seems to be unaware of whilst shouting about dead people and rioting)
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Apropos of nothing, I was quoted £3000 by my dentist for invisaligns this week.
Just felt the need to tell you all that, dunno why.
HOw is making a basic chicken stock indulgent?? And then to make a porridge out of it… just make a risotto or a nice bowl of chicken noodle/chicken and vegetable soup.
Nope, that’s not me
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