I can’t, I can’t, believe that she is still viewed as a campaigner - when if you scratch 1mm under the surface of her bollocks it’s obvious she’s a lying, bigmouth, fraudster
I don't understand what happened either.I'm sorry but, what the fuck happened to her hair?
Fuck me. Handmaid's Tale (The Amish Years)I don't understand what happened either.
There was stunt hair right!?!?! That was painstakingly clipped in for two days for continuity's sake.... and a little headscarf too.
This bit for a thread title!. No, it must taste of misery and tins.
I was pondering this t-shirt slogan, shouldn’t it be ‘micro’ not ‘macro’ philanthropy? After all, it’s discussing small, individual acts of philanthropy rather than big sweeping ones. Don’t tell me this is another t-shirt she’s ballsed up but that dickheads are still buying?The wordy macro philanthropy one where the text inexplicably changes colour halfway down it.
Ah well, at least it won't ruin their Christmas. Bugger of a start to the new year though!I am sure that there will be some unlucky fuckers who will get an email (or similar) stating for Christmas I have bought you JMs latest book, it will be will you in early January
I don't give tokens any more because in this climate, the company might have gone bust by the time they are used and it gets complicated.I think it's also aimed at the Christmas gift card crowd. £20 in pretend Amazon cash under the tree, and guess what costs exactly that. Really makes you think.
It’s lovely to read how philanthropic she was. Jack could never - and that is fine too. Not everyone wants to or needs to give their money away.*Catherine Cookson tangent*
Catherine Cookson's books were never my thing, but she was born into a real working-class household and was known for her philanthropy. The Catherine Cookson Charitable Trust did (and still does) a lot of good in the world.I was born way too early and spent time in the unit she created for premature babies. Mum said it was a wonderful place, but it closed years ago. I just think it's sad how something genuinely useful and practical like a hospital ward is shut down, and we're left with Jack Monroe spouting about her fake poverty experiences. Catherine Cookson deserved better!
Anyway, some of her donations are described here
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Where’s the spite orangery?Jack’s Top Home Hacks!
1. Buy a house
2. No, not THAT house. A bigger one.
3. Use other people’s money to do so.
4. Furnish with existing puddle goods.
5. Crowdfund for new puddle goods.
6.Relax in your new homeWrite HH4: isn’t renting awful?
7. Tell any landlord-adjacent family not to read HH4
8. Tell everyone your new landlady/lord (tbc) is a right bastard. Point to tip jar, coyly.
9. Do photoshoot in crappy new home. Ensure the east wing & spa are not in the photos.
10. Find local Asda. Oh fuck there’s only a Waitrose, Little Waitrose, Sainsburys, Organic Farm Shop and 15 Tesco Express within 15 miles. See if Asda do deliveries.
That’s the FaceTune, blurring and darkening her eyes.Also, every photo I've ever seen of JM... she's got this cold, dead eyed look. Doesn't matter what facial expression she's pulling. Her eyes, man...it's like she's fixed on something. Your wallet? Your soul? Your identity? All three? Can't quite put my finger on it.
I'm hoping we'll see the hazardous tin can tea light holders, and the shit painted tin can skittlesPutting my Russell’s together and prayingthat the tumble drier fluff in a loo roll tube firelighter hack makes it in, the version with plughole hair, as well as the table salt and old orange peel and herbs in a milk bottle “home spa” bath salts, just to see those insane, unhealthy and pointless “hacks” in print will make my 2023.
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