Jack Monroe #402 Which police squad will be tasked to investigate Jack being signed up to a mailing list?

[VeniVidiVicki]

Yeah it took me two seconds! It’s a funny prank mind. That being said, where is her email address published.

She posted it on Twitter a few weeks ago when she was lying about not being able to access Patreon as Caroline had run off with the admin email adress

 

[RinsingHoops]

Canal... have we seen this??

Jack Monroe Investigation Main

This is the HTML version of Katie Roche's investigation into Jack Monroe

katieroche.net

Very interesting. Backed up by 82 references too. Makes you think.

 

[That Forensic Man]

What in the name of spanx is that middle photo

I always assumed the sideboard photos referred to the Viv dress photos (RIP)

Send eye bleachos

That's Ripley's believe it or not, you're fucked, sunshine face

 

[Ooointitot]

Now now, squig - you're flinging acronyms and explanations she won't understand because she doesn't know what they mean. Naughty!

I'm not particularly convinced the squig does either

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Presumably it's not difficult to unsubscribe, though, right? Most mailing lists have an unsubscribe button at the bottom....it's a minorly inconvenient prank at best, not on the level she's going on about it as though it's worthy of jail time.

It’s at about the level of drawing a moustache and glasses on a picture of her when it comes to malicious activities.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Silly billy x

 

[auntylil]

Old Lag: What are you in for mate?
New Lag: I signed Jack Monroe up to the Joliman catalogue and got three years.

Should that not be Ability Superstore, JennyNumbers? x


Also, meant to add in to you, and anyone else currently going through illness in real life. Big hugs to you all.

 

[BlendedSlop]

 

[Chap O]

Insect bite.
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If that's the flat she was renting at the time she is very unfortunate that the only available flats to rent are always in the very expensive parts of Southend area, no wonder she doesn't have any money !

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

It’s at about the level of drawing a moustache and glasses on a picture of her when it comes to malicious activities.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Correct, squig. It would mean that but Jack is lying.

 

[Foxvint]

It's the constant Jesus pose i can't stand. Boo friggin hoo you're up at 5. Like millions daily who have actual jobs instead of just victim larping that helps no one and no one asked you to do

 

[LavaFlake]

Correct, squig. It would mean that but Jack is lying.

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Squig you sweet summer child. There is literally no point in trying to reason with Jackanory.

 

[Whaa?]

email address on twitter, phone number on twitter,
Using this email address for her paypal account? I thought she had had the police around giving her security advice.

 

[Grizzlybear]

email address on twitter, phone number on twitter,
Using this email address for her paypal account? I thought she had had the police around giving her security advice.

Did you literally read her email address with your eyes and speculate what she might use it for?! This is ~IDENTITY THEFT~

 

[Bugger13]

I was just imagining if Jack was actually telling the truth (I know, bit ‘out there’ as daydreams go). So they’re looking for a hacker who needs £0.14, who thinks signing her up to Britain First is funny,

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Scarf on but sleeves rolled up to show off the tatts. You’re such an edgelord Monsieur Jacque (that pic is giving me monsieur leckerk from allo allo vibes)

 

[auntylil]

Jack! JACK! Look! Get yourself down there, pronto! They've got a great career progression route, for those who apply themselves and work hard. Should be perfect for y...oh, wait. Maybe not. Still, you did say you'll take ANYTHING! Here you go, pal. Go well!

PS thanks Vlad! Sterling work my man!

 

[Ooointitot]

Spoiler: Family-rail ;)

I have a family memberwho was in a bad car accident at age 22. The driver was killed outright - this person had a bruised arm and a bump on their forehead. I understand their traumatic experience will have left them with emotional issues, I get that, but from that moment on they became a hypochondriac. At 72 they are STILL complaining about their many ailments "as a result of The Accident", none of which has even been bad enough to stop them from going on skiing holidays, riding a bike, attending outdoor concerts, basically travelling the world. They are extremely wealthy, well-educated, well-travelled, and yet the only thing they can talk about is their bleeping illnesses! It's BORING for everyone. Same as your twitter feed, Jack. You're getting less and less people giving you pity now (because that's what it is) when you post about your "ailments". How can you not see that? YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE!

Sorry pals, went on a bit there, but she gives me the rage!

I hear you

Spoiler: Me-rail

I had a very violent and nearly terminal thing happen and it (and the subsequent court stuff) was on my mind constantly for a few years. It often spilled out involuntarily because my brain was replaying it on a loop and it had to go somewhere. I'm now at a stage where I know it's reshaped me and moved my life in a different direction but I understand that it happened "at" me, not "to" me and that's very freeing, so I'm lucky to be at peace with it and no longer bang on about it, nor have I used it as an excuse or special pleading. (The person who did it got an 18 year prison sentence, which helps).
I have endless empathy for anyone who has gone through genuine illness or difficulty and I have some insight into the subsequent mental fallout, but people weaponising or cosplaying victimhood for sympathy can do one

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Correct, squig. It would mean that but Jack is lying.

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So it's obviously a lie that she has one of those 16 character mix up passwords because they're pretty much impossible to guess unless it's a high level virus attack which is...unlikely...

 

[Emmapism]

Oh good grief CSI Celebrity Squad has properly tested my tenas

(I don't actually use tenas but it's a phrase I read here once that I have softly, gently, painstakingly stolen)

Can 'She's got something we'll never have. Other people's money' be wheeled out when we are in 700s please?