It was 2020
Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?
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It happened two years ago
Knocked myself out trying to limbo dance under a car park barrier
One of the black eye pics looks like the real deal but the shiny highlighter one is utterly comical.
Why didn't Jack take the time to find out LJC's ring size (not a euphemism)? God knows how she managed to get that on (lard?) but it would have needed the skills and cutting equipment of Essex Fire Brigade to get it off again.
She is a huge silly and not a loveable one.I think she could still pull the Patreon back by throwing herself on the mercy of her Patrons - some of them will still love her.
Huge apology, tale of woe, admission that she can't possibly make good on the rewards, and make a new offer to make up for it - such as I dunno, doing some "evening with Jack Monroe" group zooms or something where she does cookalongs, karaoke
She is a big silly.
If she had even a fraction of your inspiration and imagination she still wouldn’t feel that she should do any of those things. Every time I almost feel sorry for her I’m sure she gets an alert and immediately heads to Twitter to slap down a poor little squiggle who made a Welsh rarebit or something. In yet another Jack X Trump she despises her followers.
I saw this headline on the Grauniad the other day and had a wry chuckle:
Fingers is taunting Jack!
Fell in a rose bush once
what I didn't then do was whip the Halloween blood out to make it look worse and fish for sympathy on the internet lmao
Sparkle? Sparkle? Jack can be accused of many things, but having sparkle is not one of them. Would love her to return with a pitch perfect Celine Dion rendition though.
This might be where I hold my hand up and confess that as well as reporting her whole story to the Daily Mail and suggesting they investigate her inconsistencies and potential frauds... I also reported the Teemill stuff to the fundraising commission.
Oh. I'd rather she kept away. Clever frauen can investigate without distraction and we can all BREATHE . Grunkers can catch up and new folks can introduce themselves.she's just liked a new tweet. Is it the beginning of a triumphant return?
She'll be catching up.
Bugger off Jack.
Knocked a tooth out falling over pissed. Not my finest evening. Maybe I should have used eyeliner to black out several others, just to elevenrife it.
Jack must have chewed all her nails off by now not tweeting unless she’s taken herself off on another patreon mini break.
Feels like yesterday. I don't know if that's good or bad.
Since Jack still appears to be on sabbatical, I've been looking up her Wikipedia entry (nothing interesting and far less accurate than the pink button above). This led me to the Vimes Boots Index entry and hahahahahahahaha what a load of old pish.
en.m.wikipedia.org
As you were ninnies. I'm back to catching up.
ETA " hopes to have the first edition of the VBI published mid-February 2022."
Boots theory - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
As you were ninnies. I'm back to catching up.
ETA " hopes to have the first edition of the VBI published mid-February 2022."
A thought occurred to me as I lie in the bath.
What is the process of signing up to patreon? Does it verify users in any way? Use bank details etc?
Would it be possible for, for argument's sake, a publisher to sign up 100fake accounts to make the patreon of one of their writers look busier and more popular than it really is?
Does jack's 750 include several 100 accounts that never post, that never interact, that never even appear to log in?
#nakedandwetthinkingofjack
Interesting...
What is the process of signing up to patreon? Does it verify users in any way? Use bank details etc?
Would it be possible for, for argument's sake, a publisher to sign up 100fake accounts to make the patreon of one of their writers look busier and more popular than it really is?
Does jack's 750 include several 100 accounts that never post, that never interact, that never even appear to log in?
#nakedandwetthinkingofjack
Interesting...
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To people who write to her. I'm sure if she gets enough squigs in her inbox she'll have something to say to Jack.
Ooh that bruise has a beautiful sparkle! I got bopped in the eye once - my bruise was black and green and yellow. Well jell of that smoky eye!
Thank god for @Marmalade Atkins the queen of receiptsBlack eye explanations.
Tripped over foot. Hit tap and sink.
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Tripped over dumbbell. Hit toilet.
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Beautiful omelette from my long-ago neighbour though = garlic, onion and fresh green chillies, garam masala, s&p and eggs if you remembered to buy them
I once did a bathroom chaos, I tripped on the bath mat and fell towards the sink. What I did was put my hands out to break my fall, thus preventing any real or imaginary facial injury. Makes you think.Black eye explanations.
Tripped over foot. Hit tap and sink.
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Tripped over dumbbell. Hit toilet.
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