Look, we all fancy a side of bollock sausage with our Pumble now and again. But then I’m not Southend’s 187th most influential lesbian so nobody cares who is bringing me burgers.Nor is defending a man shagging lesbian. I mean speaking as a bi frau, it's not that I want her on the squad but sometimes in life you have to acknowledge your pumble has escaped and stop it from harming others.
I’ve realised that bollock sausages are a terrible nickname for penises. With all that water content they’re probably most floppy and unappealing. Especially once they’ve been Monroed.