Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

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Mmm refreshing. Before you brush your teeth or after? How bizarre! With that and the midnight anchovy snacks i’m not surprised she has a king size bed. Poor Cooper the 50% cat.
 
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lesson learned: men and perms are shit but the perm lasts longer
 
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Can we re suggest thread titles? If that’s allowed can we have the Jackanackanory one?
 
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I suggest getting for a special occasion. You know, when you really want to impress someone?
The saddest thing is, think of how many desperate teenage girls or young women will have panicked and used that to sort their hair out before a date and ended up going smelling like a Jack Monroe dish Or her 4 year old mustard.
 
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Mr ogre has just reminded me that narcissists thrive on attention, and us talking about other issues bothers her. But I prefer not to talk about her atm. I took a pic and tried to hide my awful looking nails but this has made me so happy. Now if only the body shop would bring back dewberry.
 
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She thinks she’s a celeb? Don’t tell me there’s another level of bottom-feeder below Z-list.
She’s somehow worse, because she goes to great pains to show she doesn’t want to be a celeb and is only here for altruistic purposes.

*mounts sideboard*
 
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Mmm refreshing. Before you brush your teeth or after? How bizarre! With that and the midnight anchovy snacks i’m not surprised she has a king size bed. Poor Cooper the 50% cat.
I am confused. Does she have a carpet that looks like grass, or grass that looks like a carpet?

Plus - peanut honey milk? Before bed? In bed? No ta.
 
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She’s somehow worse, because she goes to great pains to show she doesn’t want to be a celeb and is only here for altruistic purposes.

*mounts sideboard*
Jack: Wouldn’t wish fame on anybody.
Also Jack: Talks about Groucho whenever possible.
 
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When did she post this? Before or after it was noted on here that she wasnt capitalising on her new readership by flogging her book?
*shudders* I suspect you're right - hate it when she does this it's like living in a horror movie!

Also sorry to be crude but I can't imagine drinking warm honey milk before bed is going to do anything other than make you need a number two?
 
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It’s been a long night of faux outage book reviewing and whipping my followers up to slag off and take down successful people with me just so i can get a gig as the goodie to their big baddie - nan night !

P.S off to drink this flavoured milk did you know i was the first ever person to create flavoured milk but rich white man companies like Yazoo and Frijj stole my idea rebranded it and called it “milkshake” giving no credit whatsoever to little old me but more about that another day
 
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