I'm howling at the answer to this question coming up every 4 pages. It's my current favourite thing!
Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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Yeah, if I were able to reply to her or associated accounts on Twitter, I’d ask for a link for the recipe.
Talking of Twitter, although I do have two accounts (one for me, one for Jack), I’ve never really understood why people think Follow = Love. I follow some people I think are bleeping awful, just to see what they say.
That’s why I was following Jack before she blocked me and I had to start another account. I was following her until I realised on Tattle that she would count that as being interested so I stopped.
ANYWAY, that is my long winded way of saying that I suspect quite a lot of people follow for the chaos, not because they think she is Saint Jack of Pumble.
When we're those tweets from?
Coming for the boys in a serene as duck way..
If she's bringing cowpatpudding, she can gently duck off.
I’ve been calling my teens mithering ninnies so much that they’ve changed our group WhatsApp chat to “Mithering Ninnies”. Tbf, if they’d let me get a sandwich and take a piss in peace, I wouldn’t use it so often.
As someone who had bust my ass to clear debts/ CCJs that my abusive ex ran up in my name, without my knowledge, and had just started getting my credit score back on track (I’d been debt free and CCJs wiped since Jan 2020) to have it decimated by the council forcing me to wait for Bailiffs when I was evicted (landlady got a CCJ for the court fees alongside the eviction orders - over £1200 in total), the thought of getting a CCJ for such a tiny amount when she has SO MUCH coming in is bleeping mind blowing.
As someone who had bust my ass to clear debts/ CCJs that my abusive ex ran up in my name, without my knowledge, and had just started getting my credit score back on track (I’d been debt free and CCJs wiped since Jan 2020) to have it decimated by the council forcing me to wait for Bailiffs when I was evicted (landlady got a CCJ for the court fees alongside the eviction orders - over £1200 in total), the thought of getting a CCJ for such a tiny amount when she has SO MUCH coming in is bleeping mind blowing.
I used to follow Jack when I thought she was a good thing, then she started doing some weird tweets that looked to me at the time like she was bread crumbing the announcement of a drink problem in a very unconvincing way. So naive was I at the time, I felt a bit for thinking that but I still muted her because I felt uncomfortable with it. I was probably following her for years after that without seeing her nonsense.
Agree, though I have to say, my ex’s parents (I won’t call them in laws, we weren’t married JACK) used to put every single transaction on their credit cards as it was Tesco or Sainsburys or something. It meant every time they spent on it they got points. They paid it in full at the end of the month - not saying this is the same, just offering an alternative view.
I’d like to think this person didn’t get themselves into debt for point scoring. Kind though it is.
So do we think Big Dave sat Jack down and gave her a good telling off today? I'd not be surprised if the dog/sofa thing tipped him over the edge. What a disrespectful bleep she is letting her dog climb all over the sofa when they have specifically said it's a dog free sofa.
I'm predicting we see lots more spiralling this week coming as she'll never accept help, guidance or tough love from her family, so will probably go on a mad one
to "show them all"
I'm predicting we see lots more spiralling this week coming as she'll never accept help, guidance or tough love from her family, so will probably go on a mad one
to "show them all"They absolutely didn't. They have a good full time job, a successful blog on the side and a really nice lifestyle earned honestly (take note Jack).
Quoting myself like an absolute ninny to say I was too
Mine will never change dear heart xHad a genuine moment of shock then when I saw you’d changed your profile picture! As long as @Geetbo remains constant I will cope, otherwise I am convinced you all want me to stop breathing
I am back from holiday and grunking.
I see one of the thread titles mentions Jacks fan. I think I am in danger.
I'm glad Jack seems to have cooled her jets today.
In honour of one of Jack's latest mistakes I have temporarily relocated Harold for dear old DCI Burnside.
ETA Unlike Jack's, my Harold has not LEFT forever.
In honour of one of Jack's latest mistakes I have temporarily relocated Harold for dear old DCI Burnside.
ETA Unlike Jack's, my Harold has not LEFT forever.
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It can only Ruby Rose, silly squig.
Brace yourself Geetbo, go well.
Bloody hell - I’m sure this video has done the rounds in one of our group chats for the lads..
I went through her scrawled balls at the time and she had costed her stuff in a completely different way to her costing of the official recipe: her stuff was to the gram and theirs was by the packet. To the point she costed 20g of white chocolate as 30p on hers and £1 on theirs, the exact same product.
It was still cheaper of course but nowhere the gulf in price Jack wheeled out for head pats.
I vote Miriam Margolyes. Lozza Fox can play Harold.
Oh dear Lord! See you on the other side!
Hopefully…..
It's a ripper, I hope it gets the most votes.
I shan't create sock puppet accounts for extra votes though. I'm busy and important.
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