Presume not the Irish chef - that's too obvious!
Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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An friend's boss once texted her that he was a. on holiday and b. too busy and important to respond to her query, but it gloriously autocorrected to busty and impotent.
This is the squig who did the charity donation earlier today. FMs are bleeps.
I bought mine when I rented because the one that was in was a POS and filthy. You can sell them or give them away when you leave so most renters are ok to do this if they know they’re ok there for a period of time.
Why are you such a cowardly bully to criticise Saint Jack anonymously… bot bot bot! Or
I nearly called someone ‘dear heart’ at work the other dayI nearly shouted WARNED! at two of my cats when they were about to start fighting yesterday.
Rereading Molly’s blog has reminded me that she asked squigs for nominations to charities the Teemill money could go to after the Trussell Trust. Quite a few nominated a foodbank or other charity but there is no way to find out if they ever received any cash as they’re not obliged to tell anyone.
Might be worth an ask anyway
Might be worth an ask anyway
Really? Surely you have to leave a cooker when you move out if there was one in situ when you moved in?
I don't think for one moment our favourite slopmaker avoided Twatter for the duration of the funeral. She'd have been out there furiously 'socking it' to the haters on alternative accounts.
I'm assuming the follower counter I'm using has a sudden glitch as this is what it's now saying lol
Oh Vlad, I don't know if she's reading right now but you're such a little scamp
Ok, now I want know what 2 tins? I'm guessing condensed milk ... and prunes (for the dates) ?
Which reminds me I need to get some new socks pay day. Work boots are worse than moths for destroying a good pair of socks.
Rinsed hoops wouldn't surprise me coming from that filthy animal. She's capable of anything.
Personally I think we should save the Proclaimers thread title for #500 in two weeks' time.
Just completed what felt like the longest ever bank holiday weekend speed-read of the last five threads so that I could participate in 400 in real time. After that emotional scarring we had bloody well better get hats. I was terrified that she was going to suddenly start singing or flashing her fan (or both) again as I approached the last few pages and kick the thread off so I'd never catch up, but mercifully she seems to have piped the duck down a bit today (relatively speaking).
ETA my gratitude to Jenny Numbers for asking @Moxie_Mama for the onion drawing. I was dying to ask myself but the thread was already about twenty pages ahead by that point.
Just completed what felt like the longest ever bank holiday weekend speed-read of the last five threads so that I could participate in 400 in real time. After that emotional scarring we had bloody well better get hats. I was terrified that she was going to suddenly start singing or flashing her fan (or both) again as I approached the last few pages and kick the thread off so I'd never catch up, but mercifully she seems to have piped the duck down a bit today (relatively speaking).
This is an excellent point - who is she even talking about when she says 'my employer', given she's listed her agents and partners separately???
ETA my gratitude to Jenny Numbers for asking @Moxie_Mama for the onion drawing. I was dying to ask myself but the thread was already about twenty pages ahead by that point.
Re the Google thing. Google would usually pay someone to speak at one of their events or at least contribute to a charity of choice. I’m sure we’d have heard if the latter. If she didn’t get paid then her agent is TERRIBLE. Usually someone would get 5-10k.
Heh yes really! I wrote to the agent and informed them that the cooker was not useable and that I was quite happy to replace it if the landlord was not willing and they could collect and store the old one if they wished or I would leave it out for the scrapman. Needless to say the landlord chose for me to replace and dispose of it. I can’t imagine I’d have left it there for the grasping greedy twit so I must’ve given it away but to whom I cannot remember-lost to the mists of time. I was on Freecycle a lot then so maybe there.
The same person's posted screenshots of her Facebook too. Not really sure why since it's the same name and profile picture but these people are gross.
Maybe not flipping burgers as an expression but the gist of "if you don't knuckle down and start studying, all you'll be good for is McDonald's" was definitely something heard at secondary school in the 90s
No way! I can talk about stuff! Send 5 grandios!
I bet her randomly huge council tax amount per month is because shes paying off a council tax debt. It wouldn't surprise me if LJC had been paying it when they lived together, and then on moving out she's rightly cancelled her DD. Jack, being the only person in Jack Land, probably assumed that would continue being paid by her rich ex.
The council wouldnt have been sympathetic to her nasal cries down the phone.
Only guessing, mind
The council wouldnt have been sympathetic to her nasal cries down the phone.
Only guessing, mind
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