Whenever Jack talks about losing the fire service job it takes me back to a job I had once in the public sector where we had a colleague who was frankly unmanageable. Attendance was poor (lots of excuses etc) and after a while they offered their resignation, ( I would have expected that if they had stayed longer they may have been put on a development programme/disciplinary because of attitude/attendance etc). Honestly you could see their manager running down the corridor to HR to make sure it went through properly. There is often a period of grace in public sector where you resign but not for this person. I reckon Jack was the same, they were delighted she resigned.
Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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Right now what we really need is RSM to jump ship and shout DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT at her. It's the only way to end the madness.
She reminds me of when siblings fight- my brother used to pretend he was being punched and yell 'Mum! She's hitting me!' while hitting himself (or pretending to). You know what I mean!!
Anything at all that people say to her will be met by 'Please, please, just for the love of GOD, stop... I can't take any more'. Even if they're just asking her the time. It's supreme manipulation and really sickening to witness.
Sorry Fraus, but I'm going to have to use this response to absolutely everything Jack says from now on. I just can't...
oh she definitely would. She searches misspellings of her name, so wouldn't put that past her.
Oh no, Cant breathe. Are you sure you want the gift that keeps giving up gems like this to end? I think you have to think carefully. I know its bad how much she has conned people but surely if she is giving up gems like this it should be encouraged...
I would LOVE it RSM entered the fray, on either side. I just want a 54 tweet long thread of overwritten gibberish. I will award bonus points if it involves charging at a shop assistant like an enraged bull for no obvious reason.
I love you for the veteran jibe. It makes my tit itch how Americanised our language has become.If he was a veteran she should’ve tried to help him get home to the US surely? We don’t have ‘veterans’ here? Everyone one of her tweets takes me back to the ‘needs moreand
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She reminds me of when siblings fight- my brother used to pretend he was being punched and yell 'Mum! She's hitting me!' while hitting himself (or pretending to). You know what I mean!!
Anything at all that people say to her will be met by 'Please, please, just for the love of GOD, stop... I can't take any more'. Even if they're just asking her the time. It's supreme manipulation and really sickening to witness.
Sorry Fraus, but I'm going to have to use this response to absolutely everything Jack says from now on. I just can't...
I don't use twitter so can't find the whole thing, but this made me laugh..
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Sorry, which account was that? I'm so confused at the moment having missed a day...
Send them to her publisher/agent, without paying the postageI bleeping love how often her books end up in charity shopsany I spot are getting bought and recycled
So...Jack and Jameela have a fight then the winner has to fight RSM but it's like a Rage in a Cage style match with thumbtacks and those old metal bin lids. Jack uses her cane, RSM her chair and Jameela has bees in her mouth.
Thing is, Jack could ensure at least another couple of years of doing the absolute bare minimum and still rely on Patreon subs from a few hundred of the FBPE lot. Take the Emma Kennedy/Russ in Cheshire route and just call really unpopular MPs cockwombles and occasionally promise a recipe that she never delivers but it doesn’t matter because they all live off Charlie Bigham’s anyway. “She does SO MUCH GOOD”. I don’t care if a load of centrist boomers give her money for nothing as long as she stops claiming a class identity that isn’t hers.
But she’s so combative, and invested in this myth that she alone is ultra special and radical, and so addicted to victimhood, that she just can’t let the critique lie. In snarking and tying herself further in knots over the lies she’s basically guaranteeing she’ll never get another writing or presenting gig. I mean, it’s delicious. It’s quite the feat to be loathed by left and right wing alike. By all means keep doing it, Jack: it’s much more interesting content than your scruffy, poorly trained dog.
But she’s so combative, and invested in this myth that she alone is ultra special and radical, and so addicted to victimhood, that she just can’t let the critique lie. In snarking and tying herself further in knots over the lies she’s basically guaranteeing she’ll never get another writing or presenting gig. I mean, it’s delicious. It’s quite the feat to be loathed by left and right wing alike. By all means keep doing it, Jack: it’s much more interesting content than your scruffy, poorly trained dog.
This needs to happen.
And interchangeably.
Oh sweet Lord, now Jack is a beach womble is she? Why would you photograph gravel ffs?
No! The more in the wild second hand the better!I bleeping love how often her books end up in charity shops
A) she hates second hand book trade as gets no royalties
B) once you’ve tried one, you’ll never actually buy another or insult someone giving it as a gift
Sorry
BiB: babe same. I’m sorry if this offends anyone but one of the worst for me is when someone automatically sets up a fundraiser when there’s a death. Like, it just feels so emotional and insensitive at the same time. I’m not into it at all. I don’t like crowdfunding in the slightest. Remember the two accounts Jack gave hundreds of pounds to? There was quite a gap between them: one was a disabled guy looking to buy his own house and the other was a grifter buying school uniform for her own kids!
nope. Ain’t having it. And whilst they’re at it, buy your own bleeping coffee too!
Yeah- I have had the same since she really started going for the 'they want me dead!' line. It's upsetting to watch her manipulating so many supremely innocent people so deftly. She really is a tit. Honestly, I just cannot feel sorry for her when she's doing this. She is really ploughing the depths of reasonable behaviour. Even for her.
You know, I wouldn't even put it past her to fake her own bloody death just to 'get back at the haters'. And she wouldn't give a tit about her family either, I'm pretty sure.
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