Love the name @Helena Handbasket.
What didnt she know about?
Ok ok ok. That's it, I am posting this via ouija board, for I am deceased. Je suis mort.
I know she’s a bit thick - her malapropisms are a thing of beauty and a joy to behold - but the phrasing “what She would have wanted” makes it crystal clear that it’s about a dead woman.Ah yes, Jack is frequently referenced as the ambiguous ‘She’.
OMG as the younger ones might say.Search twitter for "grifter extraordinare" (sic) and it'll pop up.
Said this the other day when Stephanie Y gently, softly reminded her of colonialism but black Twitter dragging Jack will be the end. The only thing she can’t pretend to be is black so she doesn’t have a way out of any rows with them & they’ll see straight through her “my black brother” shite.
This is my favourite thing. My precious.
Dear god, what is wrong with her??
Ninnies. I am ended. Send Bill-os
Unless we're talking about Vivienne Westwood, of courseI know she’s a bit thick - her malapropisms are a thing of beauty and a joy to behold - but the phrasing “what She would have wanted” makes it crystal clear that it’s about a dead woman.
And you’re all coming with me dear heart!Love the name @Helena Handbasket.
Ok She’s got to be taking the Michael! Nobody’s that thick? Right guys….right?Ok ok ok. That's it, I am posting this via ouija board, for I am deceased. Je suis mort.
This is painful, Jack.
Yay!! So excited!And you’re all coming with me dear heart!
Bezzie mate Hazza clearly didn’t share those anecdotes with her when he was telling her how to barcode her nudes.
What about her mums cats? Her mum loves her cats! I hope they're okAnd here we have the classic Jackism, shit I fucked up with my tweets, let’s distract the plebs with doggos. And also highlight that I ignore the respect of my parents house rules.
I mean, I know you’re afraid to see your folks in person because IRL you’re a coward and once again you’ve thrown your Dad under a giant piece of artillery to have the last laugh on Twitter, but something’s tipped you into full on petulance today, Jack.
Or is it just because your Mam didn’t cook and send your dinner round for you this week?
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