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[Justacatindisguise]

Teach me your straight squiggling ways, sensei.

The ruler tool on snip & sketch, someone else mentioned it recently and I just had a go

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

Cry God for England, Harry and St Georg(ia).

Awesome thread title

 

[SpudYouHate]

Watch her try to twist this into another threat



In fairness to Jack (not a sentence I find many opportunities to use), one of my cats does need to be put to bed - from about 9pm she won't give me a minute's peace unless I follow her upstairs and softly, gently fuss her til she falls asleep.

Am I Jack? Send PayPalos.

We have to shut the cat downstairs for the night or he keeps everyone awake running up and down the stairs all night. He knows when it's 'bedtime' and waits to be fed and shut in.

 

[NeoCortex]

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And she's retweeted this

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Her mental state has already gone off for a wander, she has clearly snapped

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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Yeah Jack, nobody’s buying your “have to live with myself” bollox. EVERYONE knows you believe yourself to be absolutely wonderful and practically perfect in every way. You posted this just a few months ago, remember. And just this past week you voluntarily chose to bestow both your cooter and your caterwauling on the world.
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Also,
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Not half as sorry as those (ex) partners are, Jack. There’s a reason they all LEFT and it sure as shit isn’t because you’re “heckin adorable” or ‘aware that you’re a cringe person’.

One of them actually told her to see a dr. That says it all.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Squig speaks for the entire internet:

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That would make a good you know what

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

What an awkward meal that must have been. Big Dave sitting there still stunned after being the centre of a Twitter storm instigated by Jack, Content rampaging around, Jack snip snapping at everyone, Mum sobbing, younger siblings suddenly remembering they're eating "at a mates".

I hope he was wearing his medals.

 

[jenny2603]

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Is that squig at the top concern trolling with the 'delete your account' chat? If so, well played.

 

[Candytuft]

It's like watching a volcano slowly erupt.

The last few weeks we've seen cracks appearing, and we're currently witnessing steam and ash start to escape. Very soon there'll be a full on explosion complete with molten lava - buckle up frauen und herren, Magma Jack is about to make an appearance.

It would be great. Not until the patreon /PayPal/tip jar are shut down. I can't see it happening. Why should she ?

 

[PeepholePringle]

“Oh not sure weather this is about me or the Queen” Wow!!

Surely page 1 of the Narcissist's handbook

 

[Hollaaa]

Ignorant twat.

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Right. So the detailed advice she said he gave her about obfuscating photographic evidence (and the accompanying nudge nudge wink wink say no more lolz) was all to do with something else then?

 

[Lazarus]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter

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This photo, and @Feck profile pic are, to my mind, the two worse photos of Jack I’ve ever seen. I die inside every time I see this one.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I'd like to nominate "Jack Monroe is, in simple terms, a jabroni" for thread title

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Make up your mind ffs

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

Ho ho, tee hee, let's make silly jokes about a grandson at his grandmother's coffin! Wot larks!
What an absolute narcissist twot.

Excellent use of the word 'twot', there.

 

[Foxvint]

Its Sunday night, peak engagement time so here comes a boo hoo

 

[Cucumberthunder]

That was a glorious grunk. She really does lead a sad, lonely life, doesn't she?

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

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'A you problem and not a me problem'. Like Patreon, Teemill and the 20quid a week stick for the Tories to beat people up with eh Jack? Their problem not yours. Anyway about prince harry and all those dead cats.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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Jack, I think I speak for all of us when I say, get off Twitter and get a life.

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Absolute fruit loop

 

[hiyaaaacath]

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Mate. CRINGING