Sir Matt will actually break down in tears if anyone says them to him.
Silly Sali Hughes has been at the same game today.
Don’t feel bad dear heart, I will confess that I had exactly the same though when I read her initial tweets about this. I feel like it’s a logical conclusion which we’ve come to based on 397 threads worth of previous form, not from any nefarious intent on our parts.
Which book did you buy, and did you ever cook anything from it?Why thank you! I stumbled onto Tattle via a search for Thomas Cohen ( I wanted to see was he still wearing robes etc) into the Peaches Geldof thread. I had never even heard of Tattle but as a nebby sort, I was drawn in. Lurked then made an account in order to track threads. Used my usual social media name as I am a lurker, not a poster type.
Much to my surprise, I found myself wanting to join in with the snappy, hilarious and compassionate chat in the JM threads so I de-activated my account, ready to sign up with an anonymous user name. I nearly broke my neck to snag Trauma Frotters after the tweet
When I saw the threads on Jack, I regret to say I was a Jackolite. I ( blush) made a cross tweet in her defence during the That Man incident and (gag) bought a book. I wondered what people could be saying about her BUT the pump was primed so to speak. I had never forgotten an account I follow grumpily commenting on Jack both flaunting and gatekeeping her expensive prescription drugs with their oh so unwanted weight loss side effects ( what I now know to be the red lipstick hollow cheeks outchy mouth era).
Fraus, I took no convincing to see the light
I didn't read the "thought I'd come in to supervise you" from Jack to Matt as snark, but as an attempt at humour. It's humour that could work at a party. In a TV cookery show it's a failure to understand the genre, which is unrelentingly, pleasantly, feelgood.
Christ, who'd bother? It was Sali Hughes that brought me here but I can't remember the last time I was on her threads because I literally couldn't care less about her now.
Spent ages trying to decide on my username whilst lurking, so thank(space)you for finalising it TraumyS!
so now I’m freeeeeee to engage with you hilarious fraus. , so have much to say in that department (ie. I recon she didn’t pay her hosting fees on the old ‘self-hosted’ website, so it was taken down. She didn’t have any off-plan backups of the site, so then had to revert to the ‘free’ WordPress.com site that she had before that self hosted one. No team of engineers required.)Maybe Jack was just the 2012 edition of the Boy called It misery lit trend of the 90s, hence all the unscrewing lightbulbs and gnawing on ginger stuff
There is an actual good reason. The hoops in question were smartprice. With basics tins, the tin is half liquid, they are bad, so you actually do have to drain them off and find something else to do with whats left. Thats actually true. That she came up with recipes for it is amazing
Yes there was that and if I recall correctly, another comment where she says something along the lines of 'if you would stop talking'. It's hard to tell whether it's an attempt to be funny whilst under stress, that falls flat, or snark. Either way, it's not great TV, as you say.
17t at six foot isnt really that heavy.hes just a bit chunky.
You've just reminded me (while I'm having a fag on the step) that I totally forgot to chop, lime and freeze the massive bag of apples my neighbour dropped off. Bollocks.
Jenny numbers I’m coming back for you in
Now feck off you gusset moisting-ing ninnie x
