Yes. Aged 15. Caught shoplifting. Police woman who was actually lovely in hindsight placed me in a room to wait for the adult who was going to pick me up. I wrote my name in lipstick on the wall. When the police woman had a go at me, denied I'd done it. Police woman, trying very hard to be kind to this stroppy stupid teenage who had just been caught stealing something very stupid, still let me go home with the person who came to collect me and i was mocked mercilessly until well into adulthood for it. Rimmel. Black cherry.Eyeliner/pencil. Black for a start.
You're a discontented motherShe's been to the Isle of Greece
Not sure. Someone somewhere helped her in to some sort of rehab, potentially. I'm not sure if Leggy did. I think LJC did.I could be misremembering but did it end up with Leggy putting her in the Priory?
Yes, in the years before mobiles were 'a thing' and you just tap your number into their phone.Has anyone ever written a message with their lipstick or is it just a ... narrative device? Makes u think
Yup Priory pre-2015, there’s a Times article but it’s paywalled. She refers in “you don’t batch cook when you’re suicidal”Not sure. Someone somewhere helped her in to some sort of rehab, potentially. I'm not sure if Leggy did. I think LJC did.
She has spent ten years saying they left her and her son in abject poverty, when they clearly didnt and slagging htem off or using them as twitter fodder. Am guessing they might be more familiar with her behaviour than her gullible public and less inclined to indulge it.Also, where's her fucking family? I'm being serious now, no piss takes. Where are they? Is she in pain here? Living in such a large web of lies and self imposed (real or imagined, who knows?) hardship takes its toll. Or is this bigger and far reaching?
She'd have to divulge her earnings also which she won't doShe'd turn up in the honorable judgey wig because she's seen that on The Bill and Corrie. And when she was questioned on it.....MY HAIR HAS BEEN FALLING OUT IN CLUMPS YOU HATEFUL NINNIES.
What I would say to Nigella about her tweet to Jack:Mom has entered the chat.
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Going to plug her Patreon again to help her get over this awful episode, Nige?
Here I am, you're the Pocket Rocket QueeeennnAfter her Shakespearean reference to her destruction all I can think of is an alternative track listing to GNR's 'Appetite for Destruction': 'Welcome to the Pumble' and 'Nightmeat'.
Anymore for anymore?
“Jack, you can’t seriously think you can represent yourself in court/be a TV presenter/train driver/data scientist/fuel crisis expert/statistician/cook (add to list ad Infinitum)”Jack won't sue. She can't, unless she represents herself. Which would be lols tbf.
So Leggy at that time? Her most recent stint in live in rehab must have been funded by LJC or herself thenYup Priory pre-2015, there’s a Times article but it’s paywalled. She refers in “you don’t batch cook when you’re suicidal”
Presented without comment, “Mumma Jack’s Best Ever Chilli”
ETA I’m very sorry I could not squiggle out that picture
I gone and done it but I'm not happy about itI might sacrifice a saucepan later and see what happens if you 'boil rapidly' rinsed beans for 10 mins, then reduce to a gentle simmer until the beans have softened
She. is. SUCH a stirrer. Intentionally so. And it's boiling my piss today. This is low even for her.Womp there is it. No criticism of smol pixie allowed or you're a bad leftie.
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Whyyy would she recommend this shite? As a genuine Poor, one of my favourite and best things for tea is beans on toast. It's grating all my pumbles, this is.I gone and done it but I'm not happy about it
Behold the sacrificial beans, I already feel bad because I'm quite fond of beans
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Into the sieve they go, sorry for what I'm about to subject you to, you don't deserve this
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"Rinse thoroughly"
At this point I realised this is not only going to be a waste of fuel/energy but also a substantial waste of water because you have to toss the beans a lot to get ALL the sauce off
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Rinsed beans
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"Boil rapidly for 10 minutes"
The water turned this murky colour and I could feel them sticking to the pan
After one minute 'rapidly' boiling I realised that was already one minute too many
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After 10 minutes of rapid boiling I sieved the beans to determine if any simmering was needed 'until they soften', it was not
If you completed the second paragraph prior to taking the beans off simmer, as the recipe would suggest, that's another 10 minutes and they would probably have disintegrated completely at that point
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You would add these beans to the sauce, yum
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Squidged a few softly, gently with the back of a spoon, they're just complete mush
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My take away is Jack has either never actually done this and just guessed at how long you would need to boil them (but why boil them at all) or just wants them to be complete slop
The pan survived to boil another bean, after 10 minutes they were no longer sticking to the pan, their spirits were well and truly broken, along with my appetite
She basically won by defaultBoasting of a "100% success rate", when that success is 1 out of 1, never ceases to make me laugh.
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